50 Words Women Really Hate

March 24th, 2008 | 08:08 pm

50 words women hate

There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like "moist" and "panties" are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren't really considering all the words in the English language.

So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:

50. Pubes
49. Leakage
48. Taint
47. Squirt
46. Fupa
45. Whore
44. Discharge
43. Camel Toe*
42. Feedbags
41. Mammoth

40. Pussy
39. Breakout
38. Muff
37. Loose
36. Jolie
35. Blowjobs
34. Retention
33. Pre-Nuptual
32. Bloated
31. Perm
30. Wrinkles
29. Non-Committal
28. Hysterectomy
27. Panties
26. Flow
25. Super Bowl
24. Outbreak
23. Stirrups
22. Rambo I-III**
21. Moist
20. Skeezer
19. Cramp
18. Gash
17. Clitorectomy***
16. Beaver
15. Cottage Cheese*
14. Gunt
13. Smegma
12. Jammed
11. Skank
10. Episiotomy
09. Male Pattern Baldness*
08. Fisting
07. Cunt
06. HPV
05. Flaccid
04. Slut
03. Cankles
02. Bukkake
01. Queef

* Techincally more than one word, but I didn't complain.
** Includes "First Blood"
***Not sure why this wasn't #1

76 Responses to "50 Words Women Really Hate"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I know their least favorite word of all...Broke! As in, I'm broke! Got no Deniero! You could say every one of those other words and be fine, but say I'm broke and you're gonna be shown the door pretty quick!

  2. dos problemos Says:

    Vagina = Wizards Sleeve

    Butthole = Rusty Sherrifs Badge

    Pretty sure that will get ya slapped in good company...

  3. ioplio Says:

    Cunt isn't that bad. Panties is on there because it used to be an article of clothing, and now, when mentioned, even in passing, brings on a wave of innuendo.

    I personally don't like the word spooge.

  4. lithargic Says:

    Gentlemen of the world, you forgot to mention the king of things that piss women off.

    Ignoring her - my favorite
    implying she's fat - not so good

    and

    "Gateway to her guts" Use it

    enjoy

  5. Anonymous Says:

    wolf bag - Im gona wolf bag you

  6. balls Says:

    Not much, really.

    Tho I believe bloodfart, whisker biscuit and hamwallet are up there.

  7. Sprmcandy Says:

    Cunt is #7 ?? I thought that was #1, ask any girl. See what they tell ya.

  8. Hugh G. Reckson Says:

    tuna-tunnel

  9. Bobby the K Says:

    >

    People who are posting missing words are sometimes using more than one word, keep it singular.
    If this were not the case, the list would go on and on...

    'gateway to her guts' and stuff like that.

  10. Jackson Says:

    This list proves one thing:

    Women are so EMOTIONAL!!

    How could that not be on the list? As well as over-reacting.

    See You Next Tuesday

  11. Says:

    sweaty cunt hahaha

  12. Says:

    swunt

  13. BYRON Says:

    BITCH, CUNT, SLUT & WHORE SHOULD LEAD THE LIST. BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS THE OLD CUM-RECEPTACLE OR SPERM BANK

  14. Durtee Sanchez Says:

    How about the infamous balloonknot? You know balloonknot, an asshole looks like the tied end of a balloon knot if you look close enough!

  15. Rich Says:

    I think we're forgetting some...

    Mung - look it up folks
    Hymen- Ha
    Fatty Tits
    And if theres a word for saying "You'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot" i think that'd deserve some recognition.
    But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.

  16. Anon Says:

    You forgot Cellulite...

  17. Gag Says:

    If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was "cheese" that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I'm thinking that would have to be my # 1

  18. Says:

    Relax should be number 1.

  19. Sabrina Says:

    Folks, CUNT isn't #1 because of the Vagina Monologues.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMlAGbYsXZk

    Enjoy.

    cuuuuuunt

  20. JONZE Says:

    Cum Dumpster? maybe that's not widely used...

    www.bannedinhollywood.com

  21. Matt Says:

    why the hell is panties even on there? i thought girls love to go shopping for panties and all that stuff

  22. Brian Says:

    I'll tell you what word my wife hates:

    No.

    Unless of course, it is her saying to me at bedtime.

  23. that_guy Says:

    what happened to twat, ho, smut, & slore?

  24. rattfink111 Says:

    hey katie, why don't you put your 2 cents in? nobody's stopping females from posting their opinions.

  25. Says:

    what does it say about me that in that entire list and all the comments what stood out and offended me was super bowl?

  26. Says:

    women don't all hate football jackass

  27. katie Says:

    i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women's preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.

    since when do men decide what women like or don't like? oh, right, since forever.

  28. Uuuggh Says:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth

  29. ThatsGross Says:

    What about "Pimiento Pouch"?
    That usually make men or women cover there mouths to keep from blowing chunks.

  30. Moejj Says:

    you guys are a sick bunch of mutha' fu**ahz!! i'm blessed to have never even imagined of 1/3 f tha' crap you clowns are writing about on here!!

  31. Cuntfister Says:

    IM not all suprised by Cunt not being No1... i reckon a good 30% of women use the word themselves... and slut is pretty offensive to a woman

    And the word Slunt... i prefer Clut, its still a contraction of Cunt and Slut but with the added bonus of also sounding like Clit

  32. Grammar Nazi Says:

    I'd say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.

  33. PsychoZombie Says:

    How bout "Tuna Taco"? :)

  34. Mixe Says:

    You may have forgotten "axe-wound," "slice" or "goop."

  35. Paul Says:

    DOUCHE-BAG is the worst

  36. cunty mcloaf Says:

    what about "meat curtains"

  37. sanchez Says:

    apparently none of these dudes can read... it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate.......... Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things... some of these words are just asking for trouble guys.... Beef curtains? turd cutter? c'mon get your head out your asses!

    I will most definately agree with No though... however no woman is going to admit that...

  38. Dan Says:

    How about beef curtains...Women tend to go pallid when I say that...I think cunt should be number one as well...

  39. aphrodite Says:

    "queef" is definitely not number one. "cunt" is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she's a lady anyway. (i'm shocked it didn't even make top five)

  40. shoy Says:

    read "cunt" by inga muscio.

    it's my favorite word, followed closely by bitch.

    cunt, bitch, slut, whore, dyke... now that's some empowering shit right there.

  41. Billy Bad-ass Says:

    What about "piss fenders"? Clearly a reference to their labia...both majora and minora.

  42. bigsmooth Says:

    To go along with turdcutter, I submit my personal favorite....shit spreader.

  43. ascii Says:

    I think "S-Loaf" should now be on there, considering it's new "role"

  44. Dan Says:

    Another word is bean

  45. B Says:

    What about twat?

  46. Jason Says:

    Thanks Matty D, Im an ass. How I missed that, I have no idea. I looked up and down that thing atleast one time, haha.

  47. Charlie Foxtrot Says:

    Yeah, turdcutter needs to be on the list.

    What about "slunt"? It's a contraction of cunt and slut, obviously.

  48. hatch Says:

    The way to really piss off a woman is to tell her to relax.

  49. read, idiots Says:

    apparently some of you can't read. go back and read both the preamble to the list, and then the list, then make a comment.

  50. Dixon Merkt Says:

    I suggest "Van Murray" as being particularly offensive