50 Words Women Really Hate
There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like “moist” and “panties” are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren’t really considering all the words in the English language.
So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:
50. Pubes
49. Leakage
48. Taint
47. Squirt
46. Fupa
45. Whore
44. Discharge
43. Camel Toe*
42. Feedbags
41. Mammoth
40. Pussy
39. Breakout
38. Muff
37. Loose
36. Jolie
35. Blowjobs
34. Retention
33. Pre-Nuptual
32. Bloated
31. Perm
30. Wrinkles
29. Non-Committal
28. Hysterectomy
27. Panties
26. Flow
25. Super Bowl
24. Outbreak
23. Stirrups
22. Rambo I-III**
21. Moist
20. Skeezer
19. Cramp
18. Gash
17. Clitorectomy***
16. Beaver
15. Cottage Cheese*
14. Gunt
13. Smegma
12. Jammed
11. Skank
10. Episiotomy
09. Male Pattern Baldness*
08. Fisting
07. Cunt
06. HPV
05. Flaccid
04. Slut
03. Cankles
02. Bukkake
01. Queef
* Techincally more than one word, but I didn’t complain.
** Includes “First Blood”
***Not sure why this wasn’t #1
Tags: 50 words women really hate
March 25th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I see panties…but what about Pants? That word is disgusting.
March 25th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
You got some crucial ones on there, but what about weiner? Never sexy to conjure images of processed meat in the bedroom
March 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
hahah
March 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
you mean i’m single cause of what i say and not that i’m short fat and ugly? sweet!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Daddysacs usually gets em. That or feminine odor. That get’s me.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
“Bukkake” only has three Ks.
Yes, I’m a man. A man who watches tentacle porn and Japanese men pouring large amounts of semen into a vagina through a funnel.
Bukkake 4EVA!
March 25th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
My fave to hate is moist because as soon as it happens to me, it stays wet all day!
March 25th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I never thought I’d say this, but, thanks for the spelling correction, JizzFlinger.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
You forgot the most important one, “No”.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
“Porn” isn’t too popular
March 25th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I was suprised to not see anal or swallow
March 25th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
The hell is a gunt?
Go Giants!!!!!!!Heh-eheh-yeah! Super Bowl Champs!!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 2:06 am
gunt is what ever you want it to be
March 26th, 2008 at 2:50 am
Good ones, however a name for the “package” is there’s and there’s alone. Every other one is dirty as well.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:48 am
BUKKAKE! GREATEST WORD EVER!
Panties is awkward as shit though.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:51 am
“Gunt” is short for Gut Cunt. Also known as a FUPA, bunt, cuntball etc…
March 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Gunt” is the contraction of “gut cunt.” A gunt is a protrusion of fat on females exceeding from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:35 am
queef!? you think that’s no.1?
do us all a favour dude and do some research. ugh. ignorance, its everywhere.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:50 am
queef isn’t number one, i’m goin cunt, or cunty,
or my favorite cunty phillips
March 26th, 2008 at 10:15 am
How about Turd cutter? My wife gets pissed when i see a chick with a great ass and say, “wow she’s got a nice turd Cutter”
March 26th, 2008 at 11:12 am
what about ’snatch’ or ’snapper’?
March 26th, 2008 at 11:38 am
You missed “fugly”
March 26th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Cunt should be the #1 word and its not even on the list. That is the A bomb of all the words you can call a woman
March 26th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
im pretty sure “cunt” should be number one, no questions asked.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
The so called “A-bomb” is No. 7 on the list, and I agree uttering cunt could get you killed in the wrong company.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
The obvious is missing.
If I were to call my woman a “cunt,” I get slapped.
If I were to call her a “bitch,” I’d get divorced.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I suggest “Van Murray” as being particularly offensive
March 26th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
apparently some of you can’t read. go back and read both the preamble to the list, and then the list, then make a comment.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
The way to really piss off a woman is to tell her to relax.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Yeah, turdcutter needs to be on the list.
What about “slunt”? It’s a contraction of cunt and slut, obviously.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Thanks Matty D, Im an ass. How I missed that, I have no idea. I looked up and down that thing atleast one time, haha.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
What about twat?
March 26th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Another word is bean
March 26th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I think “S-Loaf” should now be on there, considering it’s new “role”
March 26th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
To go along with turdcutter, I submit my personal favorite….shit spreader.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:03 am
What about “piss fenders”? Clearly a reference to their labia…both majora and minora.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:28 am
read “cunt” by inga muscio.
it’s my favorite word, followed closely by bitch.
cunt, bitch, slut, whore, dyke… now that’s some empowering shit right there.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:37 am
“queef” is definitely not number one. “cunt” is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she’s a lady anyway. (i’m shocked it didn’t even make top five)
March 27th, 2008 at 2:21 am
How about beef curtains…Women tend to go pallid when I say that…I think cunt should be number one as well…
March 27th, 2008 at 4:47 am
apparently none of these dudes can read… it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate………. Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things… some of these words are just asking for trouble guys…. Beef curtains? turd cutter? c’mon get your head out your asses!
I will most definately agree with No though… however no woman is going to admit that…
March 27th, 2008 at 5:57 am
what about “meat curtains”
March 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
DOUCHE-BAG is the worst
March 27th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
You may have forgotten “axe-wound,” “slice” or “goop.”
March 27th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
How bout “Tuna Taco”?
March 27th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I’d say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.
March 28th, 2008 at 3:40 am
IM not all suprised by Cunt not being No1… i reckon a good 30% of women use the word themselves… and slut is pretty offensive to a woman
And the word Slunt… i prefer Clut, its still a contraction of Cunt and Slut but with the added bonus of also sounding like Clit
March 28th, 2008 at 7:25 am
you guys are a sick bunch of mutha’ fu**ahz!! i’m blessed to have never even imagined of 1/3 f tha’ crap you clowns are writing about on here!!
March 28th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
What about “Pimiento Pouch”?
That usually make men or women cover there mouths to keep from blowing chunks.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth
March 28th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women’s preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.
since when do men decide what women like or don’t like? oh, right, since forever.
March 29th, 2008 at 3:03 am
women don’t all hate football jackass
March 29th, 2008 at 3:04 am
what does it say about me that in that entire list and all the comments what stood out and offended me was super bowl?
March 29th, 2008 at 3:08 am
hey katie, why don’t you put your 2 cents in? nobody’s stopping females from posting their opinions.
March 30th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
what happened to twat, ho, smut, & slore?
March 31st, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I’ll tell you what word my wife hates:
No.
Unless of course, it is her saying to me at bedtime.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
why the hell is panties even on there? i thought girls love to go shopping for panties and all that stuff
April 1st, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Cum Dumpster? maybe that’s not widely used…
www.bannedinhollywood.com
April 1st, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Folks, CUNT isn’t #1 because of the Vagina Monologues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMlAGbYsXZk
Enjoy.
cuuuuuunt
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Relax should be number 1.
April 5th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was “cheese” that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I’m thinking that would have to be my # 1
April 5th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
You forgot Cellulite…
April 6th, 2008 at 1:47 am
I think we’re forgetting some…
Mung - look it up folks
Hymen- Ha
Fatty Tits
And if theres a word for saying “You’d have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot” i think that’d deserve some recognition.
But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.
April 6th, 2008 at 8:26 am
How about the infamous balloonknot? You know balloonknot, an asshole looks like the tied end of a balloon knot if you look close enough!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:31 am
BITCH, CUNT, SLUT & WHORE SHOULD LEAD THE LIST. BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS THE OLD CUM-RECEPTACLE OR SPERM BANK
April 29th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
swunt
April 29th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
sweaty cunt hahaha