There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like "moist" and "panties" are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren't really considering all the words in the English language.
So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:
I know their least favorite word of all...Broke! As in, I'm broke! Got no Deniero! You could say every one of those other words and be fine, but say I'm broke and you're gonna be shown the door pretty quick!
Cunt isn't that bad. Panties is on there because it used to be an article of clothing, and now, when mentioned, even in passing, brings on a wave of innuendo.
People who are posting missing words are sometimes using more than one word, keep it singular.
If this were not the case, the list would go on and on...
Mung - look it up folks
Hymen- Ha
Fatty Tits
And if theres a word for saying "You'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot" i think that'd deserve some recognition.
But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.
If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was "cheese" that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I'm thinking that would have to be my # 1
i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women's preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.
since when do men decide what women like or don't like? oh, right, since forever.
I'd say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.
apparently none of these dudes can read... it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate.......... Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things... some of these words are just asking for trouble guys.... Beef curtains? turd cutter? c'mon get your head out your asses!
I will most definately agree with No though... however no woman is going to admit that...
"queef" is definitely not number one. "cunt" is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she's a lady anyway. (i'm shocked it didn't even make top five)
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May 11th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
I know their least favorite word of all...Broke! As in, I'm broke! Got no Deniero! You could say every one of those other words and be fine, but say I'm broke and you're gonna be shown the door pretty quick!
February 26th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Vagina = Wizards Sleeve
Butthole = Rusty Sherrifs Badge
Pretty sure that will get ya slapped in good company...
January 25th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Cunt isn't that bad. Panties is on there because it used to be an article of clothing, and now, when mentioned, even in passing, brings on a wave of innuendo.
I personally don't like the word spooge.
January 19th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Gentlemen of the world, you forgot to mention the king of things that piss women off.
Ignoring her - my favorite
implying she's fat - not so good
and
"Gateway to her guts" Use it
enjoy
January 8th, 2009 at 03:33 am
wolf bag - Im gona wolf bag you
August 12th, 2008 at 08:05 am
Not much, really.
Tho I believe bloodfart, whisker biscuit and hamwallet are up there.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Cunt is #7 ?? I thought that was #1, ask any girl. See what they tell ya.
June 26th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
tuna-tunnel
June 26th, 2008 at 03:45 pm
>
People who are posting missing words are sometimes using more than one word, keep it singular.
If this were not the case, the list would go on and on...
'gateway to her guts' and stuff like that.
June 26th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
This list proves one thing:
Women are so EMOTIONAL!!
How could that not be on the list? As well as over-reacting.
See You Next Tuesday
April 29th, 2008 at 12:59 am
sweaty cunt hahaha
April 29th, 2008 at 12:58 am
swunt
April 24th, 2008 at 03:31 pm
BITCH, CUNT, SLUT & WHORE SHOULD LEAD THE LIST. BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS THE OLD CUM-RECEPTACLE OR SPERM BANK
April 5th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
How about the infamous balloonknot? You know balloonknot, an asshole looks like the tied end of a balloon knot if you look close enough!
April 5th, 2008 at 07:47 am
I think we're forgetting some...
Mung - look it up folks
Hymen- Ha
Fatty Tits
And if theres a word for saying "You'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot" i think that'd deserve some recognition.
But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.
April 5th, 2008 at 03:41 am
You forgot Cellulite...
April 5th, 2008 at 03:39 am
If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was "cheese" that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I'm thinking that would have to be my # 1
April 2nd, 2008 at 05:01 pm
Relax should be number 1.
April 1st, 2008 at 01:49 am
Folks, CUNT isn't #1 because of the Vagina Monologues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMlAGbYsXZk
Enjoy.
cuuuuuunt
April 1st, 2008 at 12:37 am
Cum Dumpster? maybe that's not widely used...
www.bannedinhollywood.com
March 31st, 2008 at 10:56 pm
why the hell is panties even on there? i thought girls love to go shopping for panties and all that stuff
March 31st, 2008 at 04:13 am
I'll tell you what word my wife hates:
No.
Unless of course, it is her saying to me at bedtime.
March 30th, 2008 at 01:29 am
what happened to twat, ho, smut, & slore?
March 28th, 2008 at 09:08 am
hey katie, why don't you put your 2 cents in? nobody's stopping females from posting their opinions.
March 28th, 2008 at 09:04 am
what does it say about me that in that entire list and all the comments what stood out and offended me was super bowl?
March 28th, 2008 at 09:03 am
women don't all hate football jackass
March 27th, 2008 at 07:54 pm
i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women's preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.
since when do men decide what women like or don't like? oh, right, since forever.
March 27th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth
March 27th, 2008 at 07:20 pm
What about "Pimiento Pouch"?
That usually make men or women cover there mouths to keep from blowing chunks.
March 27th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
you guys are a sick bunch of mutha' fu**ahz!! i'm blessed to have never even imagined of 1/3 f tha' crap you clowns are writing about on here!!
March 27th, 2008 at 09:40 am
IM not all suprised by Cunt not being No1... i reckon a good 30% of women use the word themselves... and slut is pretty offensive to a woman
And the word Slunt... i prefer Clut, its still a contraction of Cunt and Slut but with the added bonus of also sounding like Clit
March 27th, 2008 at 02:58 am
I'd say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.
March 27th, 2008 at 02:12 am
How bout "Tuna Taco"? :)
March 27th, 2008 at 12:31 am
You may have forgotten "axe-wound," "slice" or "goop."
March 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
DOUCHE-BAG is the worst
March 26th, 2008 at 11:57 am
what about "meat curtains"
March 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am
apparently none of these dudes can read... it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate.......... Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things... some of these words are just asking for trouble guys.... Beef curtains? turd cutter? c'mon get your head out your asses!
I will most definately agree with No though... however no woman is going to admit that...
March 26th, 2008 at 08:21 am
How about beef curtains...Women tend to go pallid when I say that...I think cunt should be number one as well...
March 26th, 2008 at 06:37 am
"queef" is definitely not number one. "cunt" is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she's a lady anyway. (i'm shocked it didn't even make top five)
March 26th, 2008 at 06:28 am
read "cunt" by inga muscio.
it's my favorite word, followed closely by bitch.
cunt, bitch, slut, whore, dyke... now that's some empowering shit right there.
March 26th, 2008 at 06:03 am
What about "piss fenders"? Clearly a reference to their labia...both majora and minora.
March 26th, 2008 at 05:33 am
To go along with turdcutter, I submit my personal favorite....shit spreader.
March 26th, 2008 at 04:22 am
I think "S-Loaf" should now be on there, considering it's new "role"
March 25th, 2008 at 09:49 pm
Another word is bean
March 25th, 2008 at 09:42 pm
What about twat?
March 25th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
Thanks Matty D, Im an ass. How I missed that, I have no idea. I looked up and down that thing atleast one time, haha.
March 25th, 2008 at 08:30 pm
Yeah, turdcutter needs to be on the list.
What about "slunt"? It's a contraction of cunt and slut, obviously.
March 25th, 2008 at 07:44 pm
The way to really piss off a woman is to tell her to relax.
March 25th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
apparently some of you can't read. go back and read both the preamble to the list, and then the list, then make a comment.
March 25th, 2008 at 07:35 pm
I suggest "Van Murray" as being particularly offensive