There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like "moist" and "panties" are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren't really considering all the words in the English language. So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:
50. Pubes
49. Leakage
48. Taint
47. Squirt
46. Fupa
45. Whore
44. Discharge
43. Camel Toe*
42. Feedbags
41. Mammoth
40. Pussy
39. Breakout
38. Muff
37. Loose
36. Jolie
35. Blowjobs
34. Retention
33. Pre-Nuptual
32. Bloated
31. Perm
30. Wrinkles
29. Non-Committal
28. Hysterectomy
27. Panties
26. Flow
25. Super Bowl
24. Outbreak
23. Stirrups
22. Rambo I-III**
21. Moist
20. Skeezer
19. Cramp
18. Gash
17. Clitorectomy***
16. Beaver
15. Cottage Cheese*
14. Gunt
13. Smegma
12. Jammed
11. Skank
10. Episiotomy
09. Male Pattern Baldness*
08. Fisting
07. Cunt
06. HPV
05. Flaccid
04. Slut
03. Cankles
02. Bukkake
01. Queef
* Techincally more than one word, but I didn't complain. ** Includes "First Blood" ***Not sure why this wasn't #1
If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was "cheese" that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I'm thinking that would have to be my # 1
Mung - look it up folks
Hymen- Ha
Fatty Tits
And if theres a word for saying "You'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot" i think that'd deserve some recognition.
But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.
People who are posting missing words are sometimes using more than one word, keep it singular.
If this were not the case, the list would go on and on...
Cunt isn't that bad. Panties is on there because it used to be an article of clothing, and now, when mentioned, even in passing, brings on a wave of innuendo.
I know their least favorite word of all...Broke! As in, I'm broke! Got no Deniero! You could say every one of those other words and be fine, but say I'm broke and you're gonna be shown the door pretty quick!
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March 28th, 2008 at 09:03 am
women don't all hate football jackass
March 28th, 2008 at 09:04 am
what does it say about me that in that entire list and all the comments what stood out and offended me was super bowl?
March 28th, 2008 at 09:08 am
hey katie, why don't you put your 2 cents in? nobody's stopping females from posting their opinions.
March 30th, 2008 at 01:29 am
what happened to twat, ho, smut, & slore?
March 31st, 2008 at 04:13 am
I'll tell you what word my wife hates:
No.
Unless of course, it is her saying to me at bedtime.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:56 pm
why the hell is panties even on there? i thought girls love to go shopping for panties and all that stuff
April 1st, 2008 at 12:37 am
Cum Dumpster? maybe that's not widely used...
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April 1st, 2008 at 01:49 am
Folks, CUNT isn't #1 because of the Vagina Monologues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMlAGbYsXZk
Enjoy.
cuuuuuunt
April 2nd, 2008 at 05:01 pm
Relax should be number 1.
April 5th, 2008 at 03:39 am
If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was "cheese" that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I'm thinking that would have to be my # 1
April 5th, 2008 at 03:41 am
You forgot Cellulite...
April 5th, 2008 at 07:47 am
I think we're forgetting some...
Mung - look it up folks
Hymen- Ha
Fatty Tits
And if theres a word for saying "You'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot" i think that'd deserve some recognition.
But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.
April 5th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
How about the infamous balloonknot? You know balloonknot, an asshole looks like the tied end of a balloon knot if you look close enough!
April 24th, 2008 at 03:31 pm
BITCH, CUNT, SLUT & WHORE SHOULD LEAD THE LIST. BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS THE OLD CUM-RECEPTACLE OR SPERM BANK
April 29th, 2008 at 12:58 am
swunt
April 29th, 2008 at 12:59 am
sweaty cunt hahaha
June 26th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
This list proves one thing:
Women are so EMOTIONAL!!
How could that not be on the list? As well as over-reacting.
See You Next Tuesday
June 26th, 2008 at 03:45 pm
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People who are posting missing words are sometimes using more than one word, keep it singular.
If this were not the case, the list would go on and on...
'gateway to her guts' and stuff like that.
June 26th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
tuna-tunnel
August 1st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Cunt is #7 ?? I thought that was #1, ask any girl. See what they tell ya.
August 12th, 2008 at 08:05 am
Not much, really.
Tho I believe bloodfart, whisker biscuit and hamwallet are up there.
January 8th, 2009 at 03:33 am
wolf bag - Im gona wolf bag you
January 19th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Gentlemen of the world, you forgot to mention the king of things that piss women off.
Ignoring her - my favorite
implying she's fat - not so good
and
"Gateway to her guts" Use it
enjoy
January 25th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Cunt isn't that bad. Panties is on there because it used to be an article of clothing, and now, when mentioned, even in passing, brings on a wave of innuendo.
I personally don't like the word spooge.
February 26th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Vagina = Wizards Sleeve
Butthole = Rusty Sherrifs Badge
Pretty sure that will get ya slapped in good company...
May 11th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
I know their least favorite word of all...Broke! As in, I'm broke! Got no Deniero! You could say every one of those other words and be fine, but say I'm broke and you're gonna be shown the door pretty quick!
August 20th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
We are all sexual beings, but I despise the word "horny".
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