Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set
Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser’s scoreless innings streak, Gibson’s home run and Tommy Lasorda’s enormous gut. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted via HolyTaco.
Photo courtesy of Ron Jenkins/Fort Worth Star Telegram
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Mike - This isn’t how a reacharound works at all.
Runner Up:
Angelsonico - Bending it like Beckham
Noseble3d - Nah, I like soccer balls better.
Jon L - Hey you’re right! These new protective cups are great!
JWood - If you like my ball handling - you’ll love the way I attack the backfield.
BabyJesus - I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
Tags: dvd, GiveaWednesday, los angeles dodgers 1988 world series
March 26th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
As he was carried onto an ambulance, Roger Clemens approached him and was heard saying, “Sorry, man… I thought that was the ball!”
March 26th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Based on that kind of injury, steroids would have helped the guy throw that witchy-looking lady in the direction of the flying bat to protect himself. I like steroids.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
and God smited those who would not raise their hands in his name!
March 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Man on top of photo in black ” Thats what you get when you go against the family”
March 26th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Noone ever seemed to take well to John’s new facial prosthetic
March 26th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Look at that baby go flying because her wuss father valued his protection of hers.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
“I keiss joo… Muah!”
March 26th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“Last one to raise their hands gets a facial deformity!”
March 26th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
“Root against the home team in LA and see what happens you old bitch” Said disdainful ginger kid, pictured bottom center.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
lady in green shirt: “i give it a ten, a fucking ten”
March 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
now he knows what it feels like when superman cums on his face.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
For halloween I’m going to be CRAZY BAT MAN look at me I got a BAT on my FACE!!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
My name is not Barroids, its Barry, Barry Bonds.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Who brought the Raiders fan to a baseball game? I told you not to buy him a bat.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
The potential risks of being an ass man…
March 26th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
It only took one toss for Ted to find out that someone had switched his peanuts with baseball bats. Unfortunately it was one toss too many…..
March 26th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Peanuts! Peanuts here!
Baseball bats! Get your regulation size baseball bats!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
God I love baseball.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
And that was the day Paddy O’Toole learned his lucky Ireland shirt wasn’t so lucky.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Man! Every time I go to a Dodgers game I get jacked in the face.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
And that’s how Texas Rangers’ Scream Squad learned that “The Lumber Launcher” would never rival the T-Shirt Cannon in terms of popularity.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:09 am
“Hmmmph…. This is the biggest piece of wood I’ve ever been slapped in the face with.”
March 27th, 2008 at 12:18 am
ouch
March 27th, 2008 at 12:36 am
weather forecast - raining bat
March 27th, 2008 at 12:45 am
While everyone else ducked for cover, Barry’s gaze never left the huge tits in row 6.
March 27th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Damn thats the biggest mushroom stamp I’ve seen since Biggy Johnson in Cell Block C
March 27th, 2008 at 2:00 am
“BATZILLLA!!!!!!!”
March 27th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Everybody told him he wasn’t involved in the game… now we know for sure.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:15 am
The guy on the top in the black shirt kinda looks like me
March 27th, 2008 at 7:33 am
I better fucking be #1 on ESPN’s Top Ten tonight!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:22 am
woman documents amazing events using etch-a-sketch and gets close up.
March 27th, 2008 at 8:22 am
dude, you’re supposed to get the wood in my mouth
March 27th, 2008 at 8:23 am
dude, you’re supposed to get the wood in my mouth!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:25 am
father saves himself by pushing baby infront of flying bat. baby sees god.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:35 am
yeah people, go ahead and stare. you act like you’ve never seen a guy with a bat growing out of his chin. Jesus, take a picture why don’t ya!
March 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Dont be scared I’m Batman!
March 27th, 2008 at 10:36 am
FAIL.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:42 am
The ghost of Bob’s deceased wife showed up at the game to let him know just how much she disapproves of his new girlfriend.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Nobody was more surprised than Bob when the ghost of his recently deceased wife showed up for opening day and found he’d already replaced her.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:54 am
“Throw your hands in the air like you just dont care!”
OR
Girl at the bottom in the middle: “Damn that boy in row 10 looks sexxeeee… I jus wanna eat him with a pound of gravy and some of dat chikin.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
And I had to switch sets with that damn bitch.
March 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
That answer is…..False.
March 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Excuse me, do I have a mark on my face. It doesn’t hurt here or here. But It really hurts right here.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I guess it’s better than balls hitting him in the chin…
March 27th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
bamm right in the kissa!
March 27th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Balls on the chin wouldnt feel so bad right now!
March 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Find Grandma’s Nipple, (Don’t let the guy getting whackend in the face distract you.) Ready… Set… GO!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
You’re not superman you know!
March 27th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Unknown man shocks crowd at Dodgers game when he reveals his new baseball ball bat lip piercing.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
As it was too late, Invisible Man confused this man with the Green Lantren.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Peanuts, popcorn, jawbreakers…
March 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Caught with his hands in his pants!
March 27th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
“this is still better dental care than we get back in ireland”
March 27th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Somebody get that man a Guinness!!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
as a dodgers fan, im accustomed to having to take one on the chin from time to time, but this is ridiculous…
March 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
One day after having the wires removed from his broken jaw he suffered during a tragic mini-putt accident, Roy decided to take in a ball game.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:27 am
The Rapture has arrived and the Lord hath returned.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Guy turned around with the water bottle in hand - “Yeah bitch, talk about my mom some more…How do ya like them apples!!”
March 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Dark lord of the underworld, Xenixouitis, sits proudly front row center, as she creates fear and havoc using her magical ginger powers.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Shit, someone already gave a caption about that ginger troll kid. Scratch mine from the list.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
BREAKING NEWS—we now have a photograph of the incident that decapitaed yet another an elderly woman with saggie boobs in maryland…authorities are working round the clock to catch the “flap jack” killer…..”the chubby aloof girl in the front row was taken into cusotdy…no further comment by police.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
decapitated
March 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
“Aww I hate this next batter, he swings like a little bitc-…”
March 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
FATALITY!
March 28th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Elephant Man…Meet Bat
March 28th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
say hello to my little friend
March 29th, 2008 at 2:33 am
I gotta say, this isn’t the kind of facial from a thick piece of wood I’m usually into it. But I could get used to it.
March 29th, 2008 at 6:03 am
YOU SEE WARRIORS! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ORPHANS!
*sorry couldn’t remember any lines from the baseball fags. Ajax kicked all of their asses anyway.
March 29th, 2008 at 6:06 am
The owners of the ballpark found out the hard way that you can never substitute Peanut Vendors with Batboys.
March 29th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Cleverly using his freakish baseball bat-like tongue Phil tries to get the wave going.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“I’m use to wood being slapped on the face with wood, but this is ridiculous!!!”
March 29th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
“i dont know man every week i try and try and try and no matter what i do its just not good enough…i guess after not winning the soccer game….i guess..well i just lost it”…This was the comment from the anonymous blogger who …seen here…tried to attack the judge of holy tacos “GIVE A WEDNESDAY” contest by throwing a souvenier bat at her….The lady judge ..who used to wite for ACCORDING TO JIM..and THE NANNY… was released from the hospital with minor injuries.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
whoops write
March 29th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
“AND DOWN GOES FRAZIERRRR!”
March 29th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
man that little red head girl on the bottom looks like she’s oblivious of the situation around her.
March 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
The Invisible Man: Where’s my money grandpa, huh?! Where’s my friggin money?!
March 30th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Not a caption. Just an observation. Anyone else love that the fat broad behind him is trying to protect herself with a pizza box?
March 30th, 2008 at 6:26 am
HHHMMMM…. Bat day, that ought to be fun, but I thought they gave them out at the door
March 30th, 2008 at 11:09 am
“I AM BAT-MAN” “AND AUTISTIC KIDS LOVE THEM SOME BAT-MAN”
muahahahahahahahahahah
March 30th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
POW! Right in the kisser!
March 30th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Nosebleed section indeed.
March 30th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
MAN TESTS CHIN MUSKET AT LOCAL GAME
March 30th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Is there something on my face?
March 30th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Hallelujah, praise the Lord!
*some churches participate in snake-handling. This one handles baseball bats. with the face.*
March 30th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
saint patty’s day is over asshole
March 30th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
st patty’s say is over, asshole
March 31st, 2008 at 10:51 am
Too bad that bat didn’t hit Gibson in the balls. F*ck the Dodgers.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:58 am
And you are the weakest link!
March 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am
The red head says, “No point in looking back, that guy is fucked!”
March 31st, 2008 at 11:20 am
“I love being slapped in the face with big hard wood.”
March 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am
“Gunless, Dick Cheney was forced to throw a bat at an old man’s face this past weekend.”
March 31st, 2008 at 12:51 pm
That’s right grandma, RAISE THE ROOF!! RAISE THE ROOOO……..
March 31st, 2008 at 2:56 pm
If that were Chuck Norris that bat would have been firewood
March 31st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
While everyone else in the shot is reacting to the man being pelted with a baseball bat, the fat little ginger at the bottom is just trying to find the hotdog guy. Goddamned hotdog guy…
March 31st, 2008 at 7:19 pm
“Bob, this is God. I have a mission for you…..Bob?”
April 1st, 2008 at 5:42 am
Meanwhile, I’d love to see an aftermath shot… like, did people crawl over the guys lifeless body for the bat, or what?
-DT
April 1st, 2008 at 6:18 am
And I could have had a V8 instead!
April 1st, 2008 at 6:31 am
Last time I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis to hit me this hard.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:41 am
BATS, GET YOUR HARD WOODEN BATS RIGHT HER…..HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:46 am
I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis up to five thousand dollars for this much pain.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:55 am
I got it!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
this is what happens when Robin cheats on Batman
April 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
Woot! Souvenir!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:36 am
Ticket: 60.00
Peanuts: 5.00
Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.
April 1st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted’s jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd’s reaction was juvenile.
April 1st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hands?
I’ll catch this with my FACE!
April 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Headshot
April 1st, 2008 at 9:53 pm
364 more days till next year’s hockey tryouts. Gotta toughen up!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
The invisible man attacks!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:11 am
Ok, so the next time I wish for a nice, big, hard, piece of wood slapped across my face, I’ll be a little more specific!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 am
Dude: I hear it’s Ok to wack off in public
God: Take that bitch!
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
to get fans more interested in the game mlb execs agreed that tossing the bats into the crowd after every at bat might not be the way to go
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
check out the guy on the left, he’s pushing his baby towards the bat with one hand and covering his face with the other….
“I’m too young to die, take the baby!”