Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser's scoreless innings streak, Gibson's home run and Tommy Lasorda's enormous gut. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted via HolyTaco.
Photo courtesy of Ron Jenkins/Fort Worth Star Telegram
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Mike - This isn't how a reacharound works at all.
Runner Up: Angelsonico - Bending it like Beckham
Noseble3d - Nah, I like soccer balls better.
Jon L - Hey you're right! These new protective cups are great!
JWood - If you like my ball handling - you'll love the way I attack the backfield.
The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted's jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd's reaction was juvenile.
Ticket: 60.00
Peanuts: 5.00
Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.
While everyone else in the shot is reacting to the man being pelted with a baseball bat, the fat little ginger at the bottom is just trying to find the hotdog guy. Goddamned hotdog guy...
"i dont know man every week i try and try and try and no matter what i do its just not good enough...i guess after not winning the soccer game....i guess..well i just lost it"...This was the comment from the anonymous blogger who ...seen here...tried to attack the judge of holy tacos "GIVE A WEDNESDAY" contest by throwing a souvenier bat at her....The lady judge ..who used to wite for ACCORDING TO JIM..and THE NANNY... was released from the hospital with minor injuries.
YOU SEE WARRIORS! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ORPHANS!
*sorry couldn't remember any lines from the baseball fags. Ajax kicked all of their asses anyway.
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April 1st, 2008 at 07:52 pm
check out the guy on the left, he's pushing his baby towards the bat with one hand and covering his face with the other....
"I'm too young to die, take the baby!"
April 1st, 2008 at 06:44 pm
to get fans more interested in the game mlb execs agreed that tossing the bats into the crowd after every at bat might not be the way to go
April 1st, 2008 at 02:32 pm
Dude: I hear it's Ok to wack off in public
God: Take that bitch!
April 1st, 2008 at 02:11 pm
Ok, so the next time I wish for a nice, big, hard, piece of wood slapped across my face, I'll be a little more specific!
April 1st, 2008 at 04:54 am
The invisible man attacks!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 03:53 am
364 more days till next year's hockey tryouts. Gotta toughen up!
March 31st, 2008 at 09:19 pm
Headshot
March 31st, 2008 at 09:14 pm
Hands?
I'll catch this with my FACE!
March 31st, 2008 at 08:00 pm
The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted's jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd's reaction was juvenile.
March 31st, 2008 at 05:36 pm
Ticket: 60.00
Peanuts: 5.00
Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.
March 31st, 2008 at 05:27 pm
Woot! Souvenir!
March 31st, 2008 at 03:34 pm
this is what happens when Robin cheats on Batman
March 31st, 2008 at 02:55 pm
I got it!
March 31st, 2008 at 02:46 pm
I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis up to five thousand dollars for this much pain.
March 31st, 2008 at 01:41 pm
BATS, GET YOUR HARD WOODEN BATS RIGHT HER.....HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Last time I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis to hit me this hard.
March 31st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
And I could have had a V8 instead!
March 31st, 2008 at 11:42 am
Meanwhile, I'd love to see an aftermath shot... like, did people crawl over the guys lifeless body for the bat, or what?
-DT
March 31st, 2008 at 01:19 am
"Bob, this is God. I have a mission for you.....Bob?"
March 31st, 2008 at 12:15 am
While everyone else in the shot is reacting to the man being pelted with a baseball bat, the fat little ginger at the bottom is just trying to find the hotdog guy. Goddamned hotdog guy...
March 30th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
If that were Chuck Norris that bat would have been firewood
March 30th, 2008 at 06:51 pm
That's right grandma, RAISE THE ROOF!! RAISE THE ROOOO........
March 30th, 2008 at 05:59 pm
"Gunless, Dick Cheney was forced to throw a bat at an old man's face this past weekend."
March 30th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
"I love being slapped in the face with big hard wood."
March 30th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
The red head says, "No point in looking back, that guy is fucked!"
March 30th, 2008 at 04:58 pm
And you are the weakest link!
March 30th, 2008 at 04:51 pm
Too bad that bat didn't hit Gibson in the balls. F*ck the Dodgers.
March 30th, 2008 at 03:11 am
st patty's say is over, asshole
March 30th, 2008 at 03:10 am
saint patty's day is over asshole
March 30th, 2008 at 02:32 am
Hallelujah, praise the Lord!
*some churches participate in snake-handling. This one handles baseball bats. with the face.*
March 30th, 2008 at 02:10 am
Is there something on my face?
March 30th, 2008 at 02:01 am
MAN TESTS CHIN MUSKET AT LOCAL GAME
March 29th, 2008 at 06:13 pm
Nosebleed section indeed.
March 29th, 2008 at 06:05 pm
POW! Right in the kisser!
March 29th, 2008 at 05:09 pm
"I AM BAT-MAN" "AND AUTISTIC KIDS LOVE THEM SOME BAT-MAN"
muahahahahahahahahahah
March 29th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
HHHMMMM.... Bat day, that ought to be fun, but I thought they gave them out at the door
March 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Not a caption. Just an observation. Anyone else love that the fat broad behind him is trying to protect herself with a pizza box?
March 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
The Invisible Man: Where's my money grandpa, huh?! Where's my friggin money?!
March 28th, 2008 at 08:13 pm
man that little red head girl on the bottom looks like she's oblivious of the situation around her.
March 28th, 2008 at 08:09 pm
"AND DOWN GOES FRAZIERRRR!"
March 28th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
whoops write
March 28th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
"i dont know man every week i try and try and try and no matter what i do its just not good enough...i guess after not winning the soccer game....i guess..well i just lost it"...This was the comment from the anonymous blogger who ...seen here...tried to attack the judge of holy tacos "GIVE A WEDNESDAY" contest by throwing a souvenier bat at her....The lady judge ..who used to wite for ACCORDING TO JIM..and THE NANNY... was released from the hospital with minor injuries.
March 28th, 2008 at 07:30 pm
"I'm use to wood being slapped on the face with wood, but this is ridiculous!!!"
March 28th, 2008 at 06:16 pm
Cleverly using his freakish baseball bat-like tongue Phil tries to get the wave going.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
The owners of the ballpark found out the hard way that you can never substitute Peanut Vendors with Batboys.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
YOU SEE WARRIORS! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ORPHANS!
*sorry couldn't remember any lines from the baseball fags. Ajax kicked all of their asses anyway.
March 28th, 2008 at 08:33 am
I gotta say, this isn't the kind of facial from a thick piece of wood I'm usually into it. But I could get used to it.
March 28th, 2008 at 03:40 am
say hello to my little friend
March 28th, 2008 at 02:15 am
Elephant Man...Meet Bat
March 27th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
FATALITY!