Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set

March 25th, 2008 | 10:44 pm

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Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser's scoreless innings streak, Gibson's home run and Tommy Lasorda's enormous gut. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted via HolyTaco.

Photo courtesy of Ron Jenkins/Fort Worth Star Telegram

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See last week's winners after the jump.

vinny jones, balls crotch

Winner:
Mike - This isn't how a reacharound works at all.

Runner Up:
Angelsonico - Bending it like Beckham

Noseble3d - Nah, I like soccer balls better.

Jon L - Hey you're right! These new protective cups are great!

JWood - If you like my ball handling - you'll love the way I attack the backfield.

BabyJesus - I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!

Comments

114 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set"

  1. gstar Says:

    As he was carried onto an ambulance, Roger Clemens approached him and was heard saying, "Sorry, man... I thought that was the ball!"

  2. Jose Canseco Says:

    Based on that kind of injury, steroids would have helped the guy throw that witchy-looking lady in the direction of the flying bat to protect himself. I like steroids.

  3. dbacksfan Says:

    and God smited those who would not raise their hands in his name!

  4. Turd Furgeson Says:

    Man on top of photo in black " Thats what you get when you go against the family"

  5. Mojo Says:

    Noone ever seemed to take well to John’s new facial prosthetic

  6. Hahahahaha. Says:

    Look at that baby go flying because her wuss father valued his protection of hers.

  7. Zero Says:

    "I keiss joo... Muah!"

  8. Zero Says:

    "Last one to raise their hands gets a facial deformity!"

  9. Wyatt Says:

    "Root against the home team in LA and see what happens you old bitch" Said disdainful ginger kid, pictured bottom center.

  10. Fabescore Says:

    lady in green shirt: "i give it a ten, a fucking ten"

  11. Fabescore Says:

    now he knows what it feels like when superman cums on his face.

  12. Alex Brooke Says:

    For halloween I'm going to be CRAZY BAT MAN look at me I got a BAT on my FACE!!

  13. Philrooq Says:

    My name is not Barroids, its Barry, Barry Bonds.

  14. Philrooq Says:

    Who brought the Raiders fan to a baseball game? I told you not to buy him a bat.

  15. JSuarez Says:

    The potential risks of being an ass man...

  16. mitch Says:

    It only took one toss for Ted to find out that someone had switched his peanuts with baseball bats. Unfortunately it was one toss too many.....

  17. T Says:

    Peanuts! Peanuts here!

    Baseball bats! Get your regulation size baseball bats!

  18. Philrooq Says:

    God I love baseball.

  19. Tombot Says:

    And that was the day Paddy O'Toole learned his lucky Ireland shirt wasn't so lucky.

  20. Dan Says:

    Man! Every time I go to a Dodgers game I get jacked in the face.

  21. Mr. B Says:

    And that's how Texas Rangers' Scream Squad learned that "The Lumber Launcher" would never rival the T-Shirt Cannon in terms of popularity.

  22. Shane Says:

    "Hmmmph.... This is the biggest piece of wood I've ever been slapped in the face with."

  23. rawraw Says:

    weather forecast - raining bat

  24. Geeze Says:

    While everyone else ducked for cover, Barry's gaze never left the huge tits in row 6.

  25. Eric Says:

    Damn thats the biggest mushroom stamp I've seen since Biggy Johnson in Cell Block C

  26. german Says:

    "BATZILLLA!!!!!!!"

  27. ErikR Says:

    Everybody told him he wasn't involved in the game... now we know for sure.

  28. Seth Says:

    The guy on the top in the black shirt kinda looks like me

  29. Ace Says:

    I better fucking be #1 on ESPN's Top Ten tonight!

  30. Robbie Says:

    woman documents amazing events using etch-a-sketch and gets close up.

  31. itsgalf Says:

    dude, you're supposed to get the wood in my mouth

  32. galf Says:

    dude, you're supposed to get the wood in my mouth!

  33. Robbie Says:

    father saves himself by pushing baby infront of flying bat. baby sees god.

  34. harry Says:

    yeah people, go ahead and stare. you act like you've never seen a guy with a bat growing out of his chin. Jesus, take a picture why don't ya!

  35. Cory Says:

    Dont be scared I'm Batman!

  36. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    The ghost of Bob's deceased wife showed up at the game to let him know just how much she disapproves of his new girlfriend.

  37. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    Nobody was more surprised than Bob when the ghost of his recently deceased wife showed up for opening day and found he'd already replaced her.

  38. eugene Says:

    "Throw your hands in the air like you just dont care!"

    OR

    Girl at the bottom in the middle: "Damn that boy in row 10 looks sexxeeee... I jus wanna eat him with a pound of gravy and some of dat chikin.

  39. Michael Loftin Says:

    And I had to switch sets with that damn bitch.

  40. Mike Says:

    That answer is.....False.

  41. Jason Says:

    Excuse me, do I have a mark on my face. It doesn't hurt here or here. But It really hurts right here.

  42. BDo Says:

    I guess it's better than balls hitting him in the chin...

  43. BDo Says:

    bamm right in the kissa!

  44. brian Says:

    Balls on the chin wouldnt feel so bad right now!

  45. Joe Shmo Says:

    Find Grandma's Nipple, (Don't let the guy getting whackend in the face distract you.) Ready... Set... GO!!!

  46. Ben Says:

    You're not superman you know!

  47. Rob Says:

    Unknown man shocks crowd at Dodgers game when he reveals his new baseball ball bat lip piercing.

  48. Frank G Says:

    As it was too late, Invisible Man confused this man with the Green Lantren.

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