Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set

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Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser’s scoreless innings streak, Gibson’s home run and Tommy Lasorda’s enormous gut. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted via HolyTaco.

Photo courtesy of Ron Jenkins/Fort Worth Star Telegram

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See last week’s winners after the jump.

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Winner:
Mike - This isn’t how a reacharound works at all.

Runner Up:
Angelsonico - Bending it like Beckham

Noseble3d - Nah, I like soccer balls better.

Jon L - Hey you’re right! These new protective cups are great!

JWood - If you like my ball handling - you’ll love the way I attack the backfield.

BabyJesus - I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!

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114 Responses to “Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set”

  1. gstar Says:

    As he was carried onto an ambulance, Roger Clemens approached him and was heard saying, “Sorry, man… I thought that was the ball!”

  2. Jose Canseco Says:

    Based on that kind of injury, steroids would have helped the guy throw that witchy-looking lady in the direction of the flying bat to protect himself. I like steroids.

  3. dbacksfan Says:

    and God smited those who would not raise their hands in his name!

  4. Turd Furgeson Says:

    Man on top of photo in black ” Thats what you get when you go against the family”

  5. Mojo Says:

    Noone ever seemed to take well to John’s new facial prosthetic

  6. Hahahahaha. Says:

    Look at that baby go flying because her wuss father valued his protection of hers.

  7. Zero Says:

    “I keiss joo… Muah!”

  8. Zero Says:

    “Last one to raise their hands gets a facial deformity!”

  9. Wyatt Says:

    “Root against the home team in LA and see what happens you old bitch” Said disdainful ginger kid, pictured bottom center.

  10. Fabescore Says:

    lady in green shirt: “i give it a ten, a fucking ten”

  11. Fabescore Says:

    now he knows what it feels like when superman cums on his face.

  12. Alex Brooke Says:

    For halloween I’m going to be CRAZY BAT MAN look at me I got a BAT on my FACE!!

  13. Philrooq Says:

    My name is not Barroids, its Barry, Barry Bonds.

  14. Philrooq Says:

    Who brought the Raiders fan to a baseball game? I told you not to buy him a bat.

  15. JSuarez Says:

    The potential risks of being an ass man…

  16. mitch Says:

    It only took one toss for Ted to find out that someone had switched his peanuts with baseball bats. Unfortunately it was one toss too many…..

  17. T Says:

    Peanuts! Peanuts here!

    Baseball bats! Get your regulation size baseball bats!

  18. Philrooq Says:

    God I love baseball.

  19. Tombot Says:

    And that was the day Paddy O’Toole learned his lucky Ireland shirt wasn’t so lucky.

  20. Dan Says:

    Man! Every time I go to a Dodgers game I get jacked in the face.

  21. Mr. B Says:

    And that’s how Texas Rangers’ Scream Squad learned that “The Lumber Launcher” would never rival the T-Shirt Cannon in terms of popularity.

  22. Shane Says:

    “Hmmmph…. This is the biggest piece of wood I’ve ever been slapped in the face with.”

  23. Shane Says:

    ouch

  24. rawraw Says:

    weather forecast - raining bat

  25. Geeze Says:

    While everyone else ducked for cover, Barry’s gaze never left the huge tits in row 6.

  26. Eric Says:

    Damn thats the biggest mushroom stamp I’ve seen since Biggy Johnson in Cell Block C

  27. german Says:

    “BATZILLLA!!!!!!!”

  28. ErikR Says:

    Everybody told him he wasn’t involved in the game… now we know for sure.

  29. Seth Says:

    The guy on the top in the black shirt kinda looks like me

  30. Ace Says:

    I better fucking be #1 on ESPN’s Top Ten tonight!

  31. Robbie Says:

    woman documents amazing events using etch-a-sketch and gets close up.

  32. itsgalf Says:

    dude, you’re supposed to get the wood in my mouth

  33. galf Says:

    dude, you’re supposed to get the wood in my mouth!

  34. Robbie Says:

    father saves himself by pushing baby infront of flying bat. baby sees god.

  35. harry Says:

    yeah people, go ahead and stare. you act like you’ve never seen a guy with a bat growing out of his chin. Jesus, take a picture why don’t ya!

  36. Cory Says:

    Dont be scared I’m Batman!

  37. dev Says:

    FAIL.

  38. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    The ghost of Bob’s deceased wife showed up at the game to let him know just how much she disapproves of his new girlfriend.

  39. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    Nobody was more surprised than Bob when the ghost of his recently deceased wife showed up for opening day and found he’d already replaced her.

  40. eugene Says:

    “Throw your hands in the air like you just dont care!”

    OR

    Girl at the bottom in the middle: “Damn that boy in row 10 looks sexxeeee… I jus wanna eat him with a pound of gravy and some of dat chikin.

  41. Michael Loftin Says:

    And I had to switch sets with that damn bitch.

  42. Mike Says:

    That answer is…..False.

  43. Jason Says:

    Excuse me, do I have a mark on my face. It doesn’t hurt here or here. But It really hurts right here.

  44. BDo Says:

    I guess it’s better than balls hitting him in the chin…

  45. BDo Says:

    bamm right in the kissa!

  46. brian Says:

    Balls on the chin wouldnt feel so bad right now!

  47. Joe Shmo Says:

    Find Grandma’s Nipple, (Don’t let the guy getting whackend in the face distract you.) Ready… Set… GO!!!

  48. Ben Says:

    You’re not superman you know!

  49. Rob Says:

    Unknown man shocks crowd at Dodgers game when he reveals his new baseball ball bat lip piercing.

  50. Frank G Says:

    As it was too late, Invisible Man confused this man with the Green Lantren.

  51. darylo Says:

    Peanuts, popcorn, jawbreakers…

  52. darylo Says:

    Caught with his hands in his pants!

  53. markymarc Says:

    I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

  54. Rob Says:

    “this is still better dental care than we get back in ireland”

  55. Rob Says:

    Somebody get that man a Guinness!!!!

  56. tclass Says:

    as a dodgers fan, im accustomed to having to take one on the chin from time to time, but this is ridiculous…

  57. KeeblerKahn Says:

    One day after having the wires removed from his broken jaw he suffered during a tragic mini-putt accident, Roy decided to take in a ball game.

  58. Kurt Says:

    The Rapture has arrived and the Lord hath returned.

  59. Majorcr3 Says:

    Guy turned around with the water bottle in hand - “Yeah bitch, talk about my mom some more…How do ya like them apples!!”

  60. Buddy Ice Says:

    Dark lord of the underworld, Xenixouitis, sits proudly front row center, as she creates fear and havoc using her magical ginger powers.

  61. Buddy Ice Says:

    Shit, someone already gave a caption about that ginger troll kid. Scratch mine from the list.

  62. scuba steve Says:

    BREAKING NEWS—we now have a photograph of the incident that decapitaed yet another an elderly woman with saggie boobs in maryland…authorities are working round the clock to catch the “flap jack” killer…..”the chubby aloof girl in the front row was taken into cusotdy…no further comment by police.

  63. scuba steve Says:

    decapitated

  64. The Rude Dog Says:

    “Aww I hate this next batter, he swings like a little bitc-…”

  65. The Rude Dog Says:

    FATALITY!

  66. Bat Boy Mike Says:

    Elephant Man…Meet Bat

  67. chris Says:

    say hello to my little friend

  68. Jon L Says:

    I gotta say, this isn’t the kind of facial from a thick piece of wood I’m usually into it. But I could get used to it.

  69. KwaiChangCaine Says:

    YOU SEE WARRIORS! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ORPHANS!
    *sorry couldn’t remember any lines from the baseball fags. Ajax kicked all of their asses anyway.

  70. KwaiChangCaine Says:

    The owners of the ballpark found out the hard way that you can never substitute Peanut Vendors with Batboys.

  71. Rog Says:

    Cleverly using his freakish baseball bat-like tongue Phil tries to get the wave going.

  72. BigDaddyJ Says:

    “I’m use to wood being slapped on the face with wood, but this is ridiculous!!!”

  73. jack Says:

    “i dont know man every week i try and try and try and no matter what i do its just not good enough…i guess after not winning the soccer game….i guess..well i just lost it”…This was the comment from the anonymous blogger who …seen here…tried to attack the judge of holy tacos “GIVE A WEDNESDAY” contest by throwing a souvenier bat at her….The lady judge ..who used to wite for ACCORDING TO JIM..and THE NANNY… was released from the hospital with minor injuries.

  74. jack Says:

    whoops write

  75. JoeL Says:

    “AND DOWN GOES FRAZIERRRR!”

  76. JoeL again Says:

    man that little red head girl on the bottom looks like she’s oblivious of the situation around her.

  77. gstar Says:

    The Invisible Man: Where’s my money grandpa, huh?! Where’s my friggin money?!

  78. Dougie Says:

    Not a caption. Just an observation. Anyone else love that the fat broad behind him is trying to protect herself with a pizza box?

  79. tomfromvermont Says:

    HHHMMMM…. Bat day, that ought to be fun, but I thought they gave them out at the door

  80. clitwizard Says:

    “I AM BAT-MAN” “AND AUTISTIC KIDS LOVE THEM SOME BAT-MAN”
    muahahahahahahahahahah

  81. Suprmario23 Says:

    POW! Right in the kisser!

  82. Chad Says:

    Nosebleed section indeed.

  83. lulzforcullz Says:

    MAN TESTS CHIN MUSKET AT LOCAL GAME

  84. dean Says:

    Is there something on my face?

  85. Marcus Says:

    Hallelujah, praise the Lord!
    *some churches participate in snake-handling. This one handles baseball bats. with the face.*

  86. pete Says:

    saint patty’s day is over asshole

  87. pete Says:

    st patty’s say is over, asshole

  88. Macker Says:

    Too bad that bat didn’t hit Gibson in the balls. F*ck the Dodgers.

  89. Michael Loftin Says:

    And you are the weakest link!

  90. michael loftin Says:

    The red head says, “No point in looking back, that guy is fucked!”

  91. Big Daddy J Says:

    “I love being slapped in the face with big hard wood.”

  92. Dinosaur Trader Says:

    “Gunless, Dick Cheney was forced to throw a bat at an old man’s face this past weekend.”

  93. EddieRiff Says:

    That’s right grandma, RAISE THE ROOF!! RAISE THE ROOOO……..

  94. Jonc13 Says:

    If that were Chuck Norris that bat would have been firewood

  95. GothamKnight Says:

    While everyone else in the shot is reacting to the man being pelted with a baseball bat, the fat little ginger at the bottom is just trying to find the hotdog guy. Goddamned hotdog guy…

  96. Mojoadobo Says:

    “Bob, this is God. I have a mission for you…..Bob?”

  97. Dinosaur Trader Says:

    Meanwhile, I’d love to see an aftermath shot… like, did people crawl over the guys lifeless body for the bat, or what?

    -DT

  98. Michael Loftin Says:

    And I could have had a V8 instead!

  99. Michael Loftin Says:

    Last time I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis to hit me this hard.

  100. Kib Says:

    BATS, GET YOUR HARD WOODEN BATS RIGHT HER…..HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

  101. Michael Loftin Says:

    I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis up to five thousand dollars for this much pain.

  102. Anonymous Says:

    I got it!

  103. rawraw Says:

    this is what happens when Robin cheats on Batman

  104. Tyrt Says:

    Woot! Souvenir!

  105. flash Says:

    Ticket: 60.00
    Peanuts: 5.00
    Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.

  106. Greg Says:

    The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted’s jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd’s reaction was juvenile.

  107. Chester Says:

    Hands?
    I’ll catch this with my FACE!

  108. Chester Says:

    Headshot

  109. Jon Says:

    364 more days till next year’s hockey tryouts. Gotta toughen up!

  110. Wes Says:

    The invisible man attacks!!!

  111. Bundy Says:

    Ok, so the next time I wish for a nice, big, hard, piece of wood slapped across my face, I’ll be a little more specific!

  112. Keith Says:

    Dude: I hear it’s Ok to wack off in public

    God: Take that bitch!

  113. Rnpr72 Says:

    to get fans more interested in the game mlb execs agreed that tossing the bats into the crowd after every at bat might not be the way to go

  114. ian17 Says:

    check out the guy on the left, he’s pushing his baby towards the bat with one hand and covering his face with the other….

    “I’m too young to die, take the baby!”

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