Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser's scoreless innings streak, Gibson's home run and Tommy Lasorda's enormous gut. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted via HolyTaco.
Photo courtesy of Ron Jenkins/Fort Worth Star Telegram
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Mike - This isn't how a reacharound works at all.
Runner Up: Angelsonico - Bending it like Beckham
Noseble3d - Nah, I like soccer balls better.
Jon L - Hey you're right! These new protective cups are great!
JWood - If you like my ball handling - you'll love the way I attack the backfield.
Based on that kind of injury, steroids would have helped the guy throw that witchy-looking lady in the direction of the flying bat to protect himself. I like steroids.
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March 25th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
As he was carried onto an ambulance, Roger Clemens approached him and was heard saying, "Sorry, man... I thought that was the ball!"
March 26th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Based on that kind of injury, steroids would have helped the guy throw that witchy-looking lady in the direction of the flying bat to protect himself. I like steroids.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:11 am
and God smited those who would not raise their hands in his name!
March 26th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Man on top of photo in black " Thats what you get when you go against the family"
March 26th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Noone ever seemed to take well to John’s new facial prosthetic
March 26th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Look at that baby go flying because her wuss father valued his protection of hers.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:45 am
"I keiss joo... Muah!"
March 26th, 2008 at 12:47 am
"Last one to raise their hands gets a facial deformity!"
March 26th, 2008 at 12:50 am
"Root against the home team in LA and see what happens you old bitch" Said disdainful ginger kid, pictured bottom center.
March 26th, 2008 at 01:01 am
lady in green shirt: "i give it a ten, a fucking ten"
March 26th, 2008 at 01:03 am
now he knows what it feels like when superman cums on his face.
March 26th, 2008 at 01:12 am
For halloween I'm going to be CRAZY BAT MAN look at me I got a BAT on my FACE!!
March 26th, 2008 at 01:13 am
My name is not Barroids, its Barry, Barry Bonds.
March 26th, 2008 at 01:17 am
Who brought the Raiders fan to a baseball game? I told you not to buy him a bat.
March 26th, 2008 at 01:25 am
The potential risks of being an ass man...
March 26th, 2008 at 01:26 am
It only took one toss for Ted to find out that someone had switched his peanuts with baseball bats. Unfortunately it was one toss too many.....
March 26th, 2008 at 01:38 am
Peanuts! Peanuts here!
Baseball bats! Get your regulation size baseball bats!
March 26th, 2008 at 01:40 am
God I love baseball.
March 26th, 2008 at 02:26 am
And that was the day Paddy O'Toole learned his lucky Ireland shirt wasn't so lucky.
March 26th, 2008 at 03:02 am
Man! Every time I go to a Dodgers game I get jacked in the face.
March 26th, 2008 at 05:12 am
And that's how Texas Rangers' Scream Squad learned that "The Lumber Launcher" would never rival the T-Shirt Cannon in terms of popularity.
March 26th, 2008 at 06:09 am
"Hmmmph.... This is the biggest piece of wood I've ever been slapped in the face with."
March 26th, 2008 at 06:18 am
ouch
March 26th, 2008 at 06:36 am
weather forecast - raining bat
March 26th, 2008 at 06:45 am
While everyone else ducked for cover, Barry's gaze never left the huge tits in row 6.
March 26th, 2008 at 07:13 am
Damn thats the biggest mushroom stamp I've seen since Biggy Johnson in Cell Block C
March 26th, 2008 at 08:00 am
"BATZILLLA!!!!!!!"
March 26th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Everybody told him he wasn't involved in the game... now we know for sure.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am
The guy on the top in the black shirt kinda looks like me
March 26th, 2008 at 01:33 pm
I better fucking be #1 on ESPN's Top Ten tonight!
March 26th, 2008 at 02:22 pm
woman documents amazing events using etch-a-sketch and gets close up.
March 26th, 2008 at 02:22 pm
dude, you're supposed to get the wood in my mouth
March 26th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
dude, you're supposed to get the wood in my mouth!
March 26th, 2008 at 02:25 pm
father saves himself by pushing baby infront of flying bat. baby sees god.
March 26th, 2008 at 03:35 pm
yeah people, go ahead and stare. you act like you've never seen a guy with a bat growing out of his chin. Jesus, take a picture why don't ya!
March 26th, 2008 at 04:14 pm
Dont be scared I'm Batman!
March 26th, 2008 at 04:36 pm
FAIL.
March 26th, 2008 at 04:42 pm
The ghost of Bob's deceased wife showed up at the game to let him know just how much she disapproves of his new girlfriend.
March 26th, 2008 at 04:51 pm
Nobody was more surprised than Bob when the ghost of his recently deceased wife showed up for opening day and found he'd already replaced her.
March 26th, 2008 at 04:54 pm
"Throw your hands in the air like you just dont care!"
OR
Girl at the bottom in the middle: "Damn that boy in row 10 looks sexxeeee... I jus wanna eat him with a pound of gravy and some of dat chikin.
March 26th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
And I had to switch sets with that damn bitch.
March 26th, 2008 at 07:27 pm
That answer is.....False.
March 26th, 2008 at 07:38 pm
Excuse me, do I have a mark on my face. It doesn't hurt here or here. But It really hurts right here.
March 26th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
I guess it's better than balls hitting him in the chin...
March 26th, 2008 at 09:32 pm
bamm right in the kissa!
March 26th, 2008 at 09:35 pm
Balls on the chin wouldnt feel so bad right now!
March 26th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
Find Grandma's Nipple, (Don't let the guy getting whackend in the face distract you.) Ready... Set... GO!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
You're not superman you know!
March 26th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Unknown man shocks crowd at Dodgers game when he reveals his new baseball ball bat lip piercing.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:04 am
As it was too late, Invisible Man confused this man with the Green Lantren.
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