Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser's scoreless innings streak, Gibson's home run and Tommy Lasorda's enormous gut. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted via HolyTaco.
Photo courtesy of Ron Jenkins/Fort Worth Star Telegram
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Mike - This isn't how a reacharound works at all.
Runner Up: Angelsonico - Bending it like Beckham
Noseble3d - Nah, I like soccer balls better.
Jon L - Hey you're right! These new protective cups are great!
JWood - If you like my ball handling - you'll love the way I attack the backfield.
Ticket: 60.00
Peanuts: 5.00
Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.
The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted's jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd's reaction was juvenile.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 31st, 2008 at 02:46 pm
I had to pay Kristin “Billie” Davis up to five thousand dollars for this much pain.
March 31st, 2008 at 02:55 pm
I got it!
March 31st, 2008 at 03:34 pm
this is what happens when Robin cheats on Batman
March 31st, 2008 at 05:27 pm
Woot! Souvenir!
March 31st, 2008 at 05:36 pm
Ticket: 60.00
Peanuts: 5.00
Getting beaned in the face by a bat because you were too busy watching two men 2 rows in front of you instead of the game: Priceless.
March 31st, 2008 at 08:00 pm
The baseball looking goiter spranq from Ted's jaw with such ferocity, the crowd could only react by instinct and throw up their arms in a feeble hope of protection, all except little red-headed Jessica, who thought the crowd's reaction was juvenile.
March 31st, 2008 at 09:14 pm
Hands?
I'll catch this with my FACE!
March 31st, 2008 at 09:19 pm
Headshot
April 1st, 2008 at 03:53 am
364 more days till next year's hockey tryouts. Gotta toughen up!
April 1st, 2008 at 04:54 am
The invisible man attacks!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 02:11 pm
Ok, so the next time I wish for a nice, big, hard, piece of wood slapped across my face, I'll be a little more specific!
April 1st, 2008 at 02:32 pm
Dude: I hear it's Ok to wack off in public
God: Take that bitch!
April 1st, 2008 at 06:44 pm
to get fans more interested in the game mlb execs agreed that tossing the bats into the crowd after every at bat might not be the way to go
April 1st, 2008 at 07:52 pm
check out the guy on the left, he's pushing his baby towards the bat with one hand and covering his face with the other....
"I'm too young to die, take the baby!"
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