Greg Oden Plays Rec Basketball

If you're a Portland Trailblazers fan, a)you're a liar and b)you're probably really pissed that as your team is falling out of playoff contention, your injured first round draft pick is out at the local rec playing games. Espn.com reports:

Portland Trailblazers rookie Greg oden participated in a pick-up basketball game at a fitness facility in Tualatin, Ore., on Wednesday night, the Oregonian reported.

Oden is in the sixth month of his rehabilitation from microfracture surgery on his right knee. He is on schedule to return in time for training camp in October. Oden has been cleared to participate in light drills at practice and the team wants to control his running and jumping.

But apparently he hasn't been cleared to guard sweaty ass old dudes with back hair. Imagine you're playing at the rec center and Greg Oden walks in. I think it would look something like this: