Comments on: Man Has Sex With Table http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/ The best site for sexy celebs, funny news, cool gear, gadgets, lists, and more. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:24:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: J http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5822 J Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:00:58 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5822 I love how they go into detail on just HOW he did it, this way other tablefuckers around the world can imitate I love how they go into detail on just HOW he did it, this way other tablefuckers around the world can imitate

]]> By: Case A http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5710 Case A Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:05:16 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5710 It's perfectly natural human behavior. Those kids should be minding their own business and focused on recess. There is almost no excuse for spying on the neighborhood around the playground and any child leering at this man's relationship with his patio furniture should be stripped of their playtime privilege. And please Channel 11, if you say there is video of a gentleman fucking a table, give us something (and play more Richard Grieco stuff for the late late movie, I don't know why that guy isn't a bigger star.) It’s perfectly natural human behavior. Those kids should be minding their own business and focused on recess. There is almost no excuse for spying on the neighborhood around the playground and any child leering at this man’s relationship with his patio furniture should be stripped of their playtime privilege. And please Channel 11, if you say there is video of a gentleman fucking a table, give us something (and play more Richard Grieco stuff for the late late movie, I don’t know why that guy isn’t a bigger star.)

]]> By: zak http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5701 zak Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:44:38 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5701 I have so many questions. Imagine being this guys kids. how could you go back to school knowing that everyone there knows your dad has felony charges for fucking the family picnic table? more importantly what kind of lube do you use for table fuckin'? is it just asstro glide or do you use furniture polish? when he goes to a banquet hall does he get all sexed up and imagine a huge table fuckin' orgy? what inspires someone to fuck a table? was he just hanging out eating a ruben and noticed how sexy the table was? How many people in america do you think will try to fuck a table after checking out this story? If the internet has taught me nothing else, I have learned that man kind is a bunch of sick ass wierdos with horrable sexual prefrences. just think, 2 girls and one cup would have never been made if someone wasn't willing to spend money on seeing it. I will be the first to admit booze makes me want to fuck stuff I wouldn't normally fuck, but that is normally limited to ugly girls. I have never wanted to fuck my desk. I will not run out of jokes about table fucking for atleast a week. I have so many questions. Imagine being this guys kids.

how could you go back to school knowing that everyone there knows your dad has felony charges for fucking the family picnic table? more importantly what kind of lube do you use for table fuckin’? is it just asstro glide or do you use furniture polish? when he goes to a banquet hall does he get all sexed up and imagine a huge table fuckin’ orgy? what inspires someone to fuck a table?
was he just hanging out eating a ruben and noticed how sexy the table was?
How many people in america do you think will try to fuck a table after checking out this story? If the internet has taught me nothing else, I have learned that man kind is a bunch of sick ass wierdos with horrable sexual prefrences. just think, 2 girls and one cup would have never been made if someone wasn’t willing to spend money on seeing it. I will be the first to admit booze makes me want to fuck stuff I wouldn’t normally fuck, but that is normally limited to ugly girls. I have never wanted to fuck my desk. I will not run out of jokes about table fucking for atleast a week.

]]> By: Augusta Boi 1970 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5696 Augusta Boi 1970 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:06:06 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5696 RIPLEY'S WON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!! THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISSUES!!! WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A TABLE, I MEAN I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL SOME PEOPLE WOULD GO TOO!! HE HAVE A WIFE, AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE WOULD RATHER FUCK A TABLE THEN HER!!!, LETS GET REAL, THIS GUY NEED HELP, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER! AND THE SAD PART ABOUT THIS WHOLE STORY IS A CHILD COULD HAVE WITNESED THIS SICK ACT! THE COPS NEED TO PUT PERVERT IN A PSYCHO WARD, NOT FOR BEING NASTY AS HELL, BUT FOR BEING ONE OF THE BIGGEST IDIOTS I HAVE READ ABOUT IN A LONG TIME, I SAY THE WIFE NEEDS TO PUT MAKE HIM SLEEP WITH THE TABLE EVERY NIGHT, BUT THEN AGAIN, HE WOULD ENJOY THAT. RIPLEY’S WON’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!! THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISSUES!!! WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A TABLE, I MEAN I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL SOME PEOPLE WOULD GO TOO!! HE HAVE A WIFE, AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE WOULD RATHER FUCK A TABLE THEN HER!!!, LETS GET REAL, THIS GUY NEED HELP, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER! AND THE SAD PART ABOUT THIS WHOLE STORY IS A CHILD COULD HAVE WITNESED THIS SICK ACT! THE COPS NEED TO PUT PERVERT IN A PSYCHO WARD, NOT FOR BEING NASTY AS HELL, BUT FOR BEING ONE OF THE BIGGEST IDIOTS I HAVE READ ABOUT IN A LONG TIME, I SAY THE WIFE NEEDS TO PUT MAKE HIM SLEEP WITH THE TABLE EVERY NIGHT, BUT THEN AGAIN, HE WOULD ENJOY THAT.

]]> By: connie http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5689 connie Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:08:03 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5689 I hear he's getting charged w/more felony charges. They found out the tabble was a minor I hear he’s getting charged w/more felony charges. They found out the tabble was a minor

]]> By: SikSik6 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5687 SikSik6 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:49:58 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5687 Christ, what kind of entry level, bottom of the totem pole reporter do you have to be to get assigned to this story? "Craig, are you ready for your first big story?" "Oh man, I had a feeling this was coming! I won't let you down boss!" "Whatever Carl. Anyway, there's this local guy that kinda looks like a younger version of the BTK killer. He got caught cornholing a patio table. We need you to go to his house so they can slam the door in your face. Oh, and can you take your car? Karen took the company vehicle to go cover the Bingo tournament." Christ, what kind of entry level, bottom of the totem pole reporter do you have to be to get assigned to this story? “Craig, are you ready for your first big story?” “Oh man, I had a feeling this was coming! I won’t let you down boss!” “Whatever Carl. Anyway, there’s this local guy that kinda looks like a younger version of the BTK killer. He got caught cornholing a patio table. We need you to go to his house so they can slam the door in your face. Oh, and can you take your car? Karen took the company vehicle to go cover the Bingo tournament.”

]]> By: whatthefrick http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5686 whatthefrick Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:08:43 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5686 KC...."thankfully they're homeschooled"!? So your kids will grow up to be very intelligent doctors or rocket scientists and probably cure cancer or something like that. However, they will have no social skills whatsoever and will probably end up fucking tables in the backyard...go figure. KC….”thankfully they’re homeschooled”!? So your kids will grow up to be very intelligent doctors or rocket scientists and probably cure cancer or something like that. However, they will have no social skills whatsoever and will probably end up fucking tables in the backyard…go figure.

]]> By: earl http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5675 earl Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:40:02 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5675 i wonder if he pui hairs around the hole ? i wonder if he pui hairs around the hole ?

]]> By: george http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5674 george Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:38:05 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5674 that table must have a nice ass ! that table must have a nice ass !

]]> By: jr http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5671 jr Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:40:57 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/29/man-has-sex-with-table/#comment-5671 i wsa hoping the officer would say at the end '"just when you think youve seen it all, you catch a man fucking a table." i wsa hoping the officer would say at the end ‘”just when you think youve seen it all, you catch a man fucking a table.”

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