Albert Pujols Has A Cousin Named Harry Pujols
We can’t think of better news to welcome back baseball.
A reader who wanted to remain anonymous sent in this photo. Apparently Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols (pronounced “poo-holes”) has a cousin named Harry Pujols, pictured above. That’s right, Harry Pujols. If I were him I might want to be referred to as “Harold Pujols” or even “Hank Pujols.” If you don’t think this is real, check this pic out on the site where it came from. Not to mention our reader has seen Harry Pujols in person. God, it’s like you can put his name in any sentence and it’s instantly hilarious.
Although, Albert’s so surly, maybe Harry is the fun-loving, jokester Pujols. I need to meet the entire Pujols clan, because if they’re capable of naming their kid Harry, I can only hope that there’s a “Stinky Pujols” somewhere in the Dominican Republic.
Tags: Albert Pujols, Harry Pujols
March 31st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Dude that is so messed up!
March 31st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
that’s like brent butt’s brother harry
March 31st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I once worked at a large company where they hired a summer intern named “Rodrigo F*ck”. I’m not joking. He worked for a guy named “Mike Rape”. We joked that it was the group where you had to have a nasty last name to get in.
There was another guy who was in the Netherlands office named Ralf Fuckerrider. His login ID was “rfuckerr”.
But I think “Harry Pujols” takes the cake.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
my friend had a tennis instructor named Dick Johnson. No Joke. I always thought that was a pretty ridiculous one. But Harry Pujols, that’s hilarious!
March 31st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I really don’t see what any of this has to do with me wanting to bang Geraldine Garcia-Esquivel.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I knew a Dick Weiner once. Before I killed him.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Forget Poo Holes. That chick on the right is smoking. I’d urinate on her for sure.