Albert Pujols Has A Cousin Named Harry Pujols

March 30th, 2008 | 06:20 pm

We can't think of better news to welcome back baseball.

A reader who wanted to remain anonymous sent in this photo. Apparently Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols (pronounced "poo-holes") has a cousin named Harry Pujols, pictured above. That's right, Harry Pujols. If I were him I might want to be referred to as "Harold Pujols" or even "Hank Pujols." If you don't think this is real, check this pic out on the site where it came from. Not to mention our reader has seen Harry Pujols in person. God, it's like you can put his name in any sentence and it's instantly hilarious.

Although, Albert's so surly, maybe Harry is the fun-loving, jokester Pujols. I need to meet the entire Pujols clan, because if they're capable of naming their kid Harry, I can only hope that there's a "Stinky Pujols" somewhere in the Dominican Republic.

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</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-598161" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am</a> </small> <p>Hi everyone. Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.<br /> I am from Greece and also now'm speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Companies economy international corrections pre market trading avtovaz.Once the capital of avtovaz has been restructured in the first half of of lada vehicles, in agreement with avtovaz, will be consolidated by renault."</p> <p>Thanks ;-). Laverne.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4991"></a> <a id="comment-4991"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-4991"> <cite> Just Sayin.,..</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4991" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 10:18 pm</a> </small> <p>Forget Poo Holes. That chick on the right is smoking. I'd urinate on her for sure.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4990"></a> <a id="comment-4990"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-4990"> <cite> Sarge</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4990" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 10:01 pm</a> </small> <p>I knew a Dick Weiner once. Before I killed him.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4989"></a> <a id="comment-4989"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-4989"> <cite> <a href="http://www.cagepotato.com" rel="external nofollow">Kimbo's Lice</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4989" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 09:57 pm</a> </small> <p>I really don't see what any of this has to do with me wanting to bang Geraldine Garcia-Esquivel.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4988"></a> <a id="comment-4988"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-4988"> <cite> <a href="http://www.break.com" rel="external nofollow">weenisface</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4988" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 09:14 pm</a> </small> <p>my friend had a tennis instructor named Dick Johnson. No Joke. I always thought that was a pretty ridiculous one. But Harry Pujols, that's hilarious!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4987"></a> <a id="comment-4987"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-4987"> <cite> Jonesn</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4987" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 08:18 pm</a> </small> <p>I once worked at a large company where they hired a summer intern named "Rodrigo F*ck". I'm not joking. He worked for a guy named "Mike Rape". We joked that it was the group where you had to have a nasty last name to get in.</p> <p>There was another guy who was in the Netherlands office named Ralf Fuckerrider. His login ID was "rfuckerr".</p> <p>But I think "Harry Pujols" takes the cake.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4986"></a> <a id="comment-4986"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-4986"> <cite> tbo</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4986" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 07:53 pm</a> </small> <p>that's like brent butt's brother harry</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-4985"></a> <a id="comment-4985"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-4985"> <cite> Mike Hunt-Itches</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/#comment-4985" title="">March 30th, 2008 at 07:43 pm</a> </small> <p>Dude that is so messed up!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/715%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; 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