I’m pretty sure this is going to be the Citizen Kane of autobiographical teenage recording star films. Usmagazine.com reports:
Miley Cyrus heads to Nashville on April 12 to begin filming a [Hannah Montana Movie], which hits screens in 2009.
"It's going to be really cool, really funny," Cyrus tells MTV. "It's showing more of the Miley side of life, more of the normal girl kind of figuring herself out type thing."
I’m pretty sure Miley Cyrus could have pitched anything and the studios would have made it in to a movie.
(Miley Enters a Studio Executives Office)
STUDIO EXEC: Hello Miley.
MILEY: Hi!
STUDIO EXEC: I love it! Hi: The Movie!
MILEY: No, I was just saying hello. That's not what the movie is about.
STUDIO EXEC: A twist! Brilliant! We'll get Susan Sarandon to play your mom. A single mother trying to make ends meet.
There's no way an actual screenwriter writes these movies. I think Disney has a dungeon under the studio where they keep a bunch of monkeys. Then when they need a plot for a movie, some executives take an elevator down there and hold up a series of cards in front of the monkeys that say stuff like “Young musical talent with loving single father” and “Older person who has lost site of their dreams” and which ever card the monkey pisses on, that’s the main character of the script.
The only way this movie will be interesting is if it tackles some dark shit. Expands our minds. Like, the movie below, tell me you wouldn't go see this:
it seems like miley thinks she is so pretty just because she is famos well let me tell you something i think she is a harible singer on kids chocie awerd.
Im just going 2 c the movie from how horrible it is and she says she wears a purity ring to people so they could think shes better than the Jonas Brothers well guess wat AINT GONNA HAPPEN she just wears it cause nick and joe and kevin wear one
Ok first of all Miley wears a purity ring because it shows other people that she has made a commitment to herself and to GOD to stay pure until marriage. I wear one too. Second Miley is an amazing singer with alot of talent. Third the movie was amazing. Fourth disney does have actual people who write their scripts not pissing monkeys. Fourth Miley does not want people thinking she is better than anyone else she isnt that kind of girl. STOP BEING SO MEAN AND JEALOUS BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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April 1st, 2008 at 12:33 am
you're not the one going to hell because of this, trust me... all the soccer moms who take their little princesses to see this will.
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April 1st, 2008 at 02:23 pm
i am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am a hhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeee fffffrffaaaaaaannnnnn
April 1st, 2008 at 02:29 pm
it seems like miley thinks she is so pretty just because she is famos well let me tell you something i think she is a harible singer on kids chocie awerd.
April 27th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
i love miley she rocks thanh you for makeing miley and hannah montana
July 14th, 2008 at 05:43 pm
Im just going 2 c the movie from how horrible it is and she says she wears a purity ring to people so they could think shes better than the Jonas Brothers well guess wat AINT GONNA HAPPEN she just wears it cause nick and joe and kevin wear one
July 31st, 2008 at 09:09 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmother
April 19th, 2009 at 06:16 am
miley your rock i want to be like you i want to be a
singer in disney channel I love your songs and the
show please i want my dream is come true
April 27th, 2009 at 08:40 pm
You're not the one going to hell because of this, trust so pretty.She just wears it cause nick and joe and kevin wear one come true.
June 4th, 2009 at 03:58 pm
Ok first of all Miley wears a purity ring because it shows other people that she has made a commitment to herself and to GOD to stay pure until marriage. I wear one too. Second Miley is an amazing singer with alot of talent. Third the movie was amazing. Fourth disney does have actual people who write their scripts not pissing monkeys. Fourth Miley does not want people thinking she is better than anyone else she isnt that kind of girl. STOP BEING SO MEAN AND JEALOUS BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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