Comments on: How To: Call In Sick to Work http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/ The best site for sexy celebs, funny news, cool gear, gadgets, lists, and more. Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:50:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Kazeltda http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-10294 Kazeltda Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:46:17 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-10294 Hi webmaster! Hi webmaster!

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]]> By: Rich http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-6171 Rich Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:17:19 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-6171 Contagious things such as pink eye , a simple cold or flu would be best. Start Thursday, maybe stay home monday, but if your like me and you are awesome, wakeup monday morning, call in and say you dont think you can make it, before you go back to bed drink a few, wakeup about noon, look like shit, and take some valium, xanax, something of the sort, and even then make sure you aide it with some beer to not only make you look drowsy and out of sync, but to accually do so, while feeling good. You will feel great, infact great to an extent you might need a reminder of some sort, to maintain the ability to say absolutely nothing, this will make it look like your in dire health, and also 'care' about your work. Keep something like a wad of tissue paper in your pocket, although, if your really having fun, just wrap a rubber band around ur finger, or write a random 'phone number' on yourself someplace visible, as a 'SHUT YOUR MOUTH' and if asked or provoked into speaking 'PRETEND YOU ARE IN DISTRESS AND JUST KIND OF GRUNT IT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION' reminder. Ganja will give you the groggy/redeye/slow epitome. And also make your 'first day back from sick leave' a pleasant one. But for those of you who stick to the legalities, a six pack , or less if you paint vaginas on mspaint for hobbies, and a xanax or valium (preferrably xanax, due to it lasting 4 hours or less) hop in and be joyfull and quiet, keep ur job, work, from 12-3 , or 130-5 or whatever, the last half or third of your day. And if you have a riggourrous and mentally demanding job, take notes home have fun, before you look at the notes again, grab up a hussie at the bar. Contagious things such as pink eye , a simple cold or flu would be best. Start Thursday, maybe stay home monday, but if your like me and you are awesome, wakeup monday morning, call in and say you dont think you can make it, before you go back to bed drink a few, wakeup about noon, look like shit, and take some valium, xanax, something of the sort, and even then make sure you aide it with some beer to not only make you look drowsy and out of sync, but to accually do so, while feeling good. You will feel great, infact great to an extent you might need a reminder of some sort, to maintain the ability to say absolutely nothing, this will make it look like your in dire health, and also ‘care’ about your work. Keep something like a wad of tissue paper in your pocket, although, if your really having fun, just wrap a rubber band around ur finger, or write a random ‘phone number’ on yourself someplace visible, as a ‘SHUT YOUR MOUTH’ and if asked or provoked into speaking ‘PRETEND YOU ARE IN DISTRESS AND JUST KIND OF GRUNT IT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION’ reminder.

Ganja will give you the groggy/redeye/slow epitome. And also make your ‘first day back from sick leave’ a pleasant one. But for those of you who stick to the legalities, a six pack , or less if you paint vaginas on mspaint for hobbies, and a xanax or valium (preferrably xanax, due to it lasting 4 hours or less) hop in and be joyfull and quiet, keep ur job, work, from 12-3 , or 130-5 or whatever, the last half or third of your day. And if you have a riggourrous and mentally demanding job, take notes home have fun, before you look at the notes again, grab up a hussie at the bar.

]]> By: Smoot Hawley http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5978 Smoot Hawley Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:12:26 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5978 I called in once with "venereal warts", the next day I offered to show them to my boss, he said "No, I'll just take your word for it" Then later in the bathroom we were pissing at the same time, I groaned a little bit and said, "Damn that burns when it piss..." I called in once with “venereal warts”, the next day I offered to show them to my boss, he said “No, I’ll just take your word for it”
Then later in the bathroom we were pissing at the same time, I groaned a little bit and said, “Damn that burns when it piss…”

]]> By: Mike Honcho http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5904 Mike Honcho Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:17:38 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5904 Man, I have to say that in my part of the world, I might be the best call-in-sick guy anyone's ever seen. I've got it down to emails and text messages now. #5 is especially true. If you show up the next day you're gonna be screwed. Call in sick on a Thursday, take Friday off too...maybe even Monday. You're really sick, right? Man, I have to say that in my part of the world, I might be the best call-in-sick guy anyone’s ever seen. I’ve got it down to emails and text messages now. #5 is especially true. If you show up the next day you’re gonna be screwed. Call in sick on a Thursday, take Friday off too…maybe even Monday. You’re really sick, right?

]]> By: ian17 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5827 ian17 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:16:03 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5827 uh huh, and that's why your on the Holy Taco looking at pictures of sexy nurses... uh huh, and that’s why your on the Holy Taco looking at pictures of sexy nurses…

]]> By: WILD_wednesday http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5818 WILD_wednesday Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:45:35 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/02/how-to-call-in-sick-to-work/#comment-5818 My girlfriend called in sick so now I can eat poontang all day. My girlfriend called in sick so now I can eat poontang all day.

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