Comments on: John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

By: ME

ME — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:33:02 +0000

Show Pig? I have not laughed this hard in at least 3 years…well put.

By: Perez is Lying

Perez is Lying — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:49:59 +0000

Perez is totally lying, even at the lie detector test, check it out:

http://perezboycott.blogspot.com/2008/04/john-mayer-did-not-make-out-with-perez.html

By: Buddy Ice

Buddy Ice — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:01:07 +0000

Who the hell is Perez Hilton? He looks like he definitely got his ass whooped every day in high school and now it turned him into a fat, dripping, gay, homo. I’m not a homophobe, but that Hilton looks like a real piece of shit.

And Mayer looks like a cross between Johnny Depp and an old, chewed up #2 pencil.

By: cory

cory — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:19:27 +0000

Wieners are a lot like jello. There’s always room for them.

By: jonze

jonze — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:47:42 +0000

how would we all know he’s not bi or gay cate? your statement is as (or less) poorly defended as everyone else’s. so unless you blew him (which might just mean you sucked a dick that was previously in an ass), how can you be sure?

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

By: Cate

Cate — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:44:38 +0000

Perez likes jokes. So does John. We all know he’s not bi nor gay. And I think Perez is hilarious too.

By: Kimbo's Lice

Kimbo's Lice — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:20:55 +0000

Where are my balls? Oh, there they are, in John Mayer’s mouth. False alarm, everybody.

By: JD

JD — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:48:09 +0000

Perez has a creepy “Zack Effron stalker” look going.

By: justin

justin — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:09:18 +0000

Where’s my virginity? I really miss it.

By: holycow

holycow — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:52:26 +0000

where’s the email field? i really miss it