I'm going to come out and say that I hate art. I hate museums, I hate auctions, I hate people who wear ascots and talk about the "vision" of some painting that looks like it was made when a fourth-grader spilled his paint tray all over a canvas. But I do like meat. A lot. So this series of artistic collages of Meatscapes by genius Nicolas Lampert can only be called Meatsterpieces.
I would like to thank Nicolas for finally putting art into a context I can understand. A delicious context. A few of my favorites are below, but you can see the whole collection here.
I have a lovely picture I am putting up for auction on eBay of me sitting in front of the fire with no pants. There is no meat, unless you consider my member "meat."
The day was going well. Both Jim and Steve had been riding for days, eager to get home to see their families. There was only one obstacle left: Mt. Schnitzel"
quarrygirl is upset by the pictures of delicious meat, beautiful landscapes and happy people who are thrilled to be in the presence of these two things because she is a vegan. I say we eat her.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 06:40 pm
i need to put one of these up in my bathroom
April 2nd, 2008 at 07:42 pm
I have a lovely picture I am putting up for auction on eBay of me sitting in front of the fire with no pants. There is no meat, unless you consider my member "meat."
April 2nd, 2008 at 09:39 pm
The day was going well. Both Jim and Steve had been riding for days, eager to get home to see their families. There was only one obstacle left: Mt. Schnitzel"
April 3rd, 2008 at 04:46 pm
that's fucking SICK!
April 5th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
If by SICK you mean FUCKING AWESOME!!! then yes, you are correct.
April 21st, 2008 at 07:57 pm
quarrygirl is upset by the pictures of delicious meat, beautiful landscapes and happy people who are thrilled to be in the presence of these two things because she is a vegan. I say we eat her.
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