OK, I am totally about to blow your mind, but Kim Crawford's line of high-quality premium New Zealand wines will impress anyone from a wine novice to a connoisseur and...their screw cap. I know, I know. You thought screw cap wine was basically just old grape juice that was only chugged by hobos warming themselves over a flaming barrel. Well, after realizing that screw caps actually preserve the wine better and don't get "corked," the world's winemakers realized that maybe it was time to change their practices. Pick these wines up and put down the corkscrew.
2007 Marlborough Dry Riesling Say this to sound smart: Bursts of citrus, honey and fresh peach compliment the crisp, flinty finish. Say this to sound stupid: Rex Grossman? Definitely going into the Hall of Fame. Serve with: Spicy Indian dishes, seafood and pork. Price: $17
2007 Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc Say this to sound smart: Ripe fruit, citrus and tropical flavors mingle with soothing herbaceous notes. Say this to sound stupid: I just sharted. Serve with: Almost anything. Price: $17
2007 Marlborough Pinot Noir Say this to sound smart: Bright red fruit and hints of dark cherries mingle with integrated oak and a touch of smoke. Say this to sound stupid: Dorf On Golf is, without a doubt, the greatest Dorf-related movie ever made. Serve with: Poultry, seafood, pork and tomato-based dishes. Price: $17
2007 Marlborough Pinot Gris Say this to sound smart: Stone fruit and subtle oak lead to a full and rich palate. Say this to sound stupid: I swear to drunk I'm not God. Serve with: Rich sauces, creamy cheeses and bean dishes. Price: $17
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April 9th, 2008 at 01:08 am
sponsored by marlborough? I thought this was about kim crawfords wine
April 6th, 2008 at 06:41 pm
is that the one w the chocolate chip on her face?
April 5th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
What a horrible plug.
April 3rd, 2008 at 03:59 pm
Also? Kim Crawford: smoking hot.
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