So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: "My parents aren't picking me up till later. I told them I was spending the night at Susie's house." "Nice, let me just get the pump I use to get erections and I'll meet you in the limo."
Really though, as I've said before, why is this news? Yesterday I went back to Jack In The Box after not going there for a year because I found a band aid in my Ultimate Cheeseburger. Did they announce that on the Today Show? No. Is it less important than New Kids getting back together? You be the judge.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 3rd, 2008 at 08:00 pm
Let's face it..."hangin tough" remains one of the worst songs of all time.
Reasons why after the jump...
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786
April 3rd, 2008 at 08:09 pm
I guess the residuals for the Sixth Sense are running out for Donnie and Marky Mark is cutting him off.
April 3rd, 2008 at 08:12 pm
mike - that was not funny...at all
April 3rd, 2008 at 08:14 pm
oh oh oh ooooh, oh oh oh oh
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