So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t picking me up till later. I told them I was spending the night at Susie’s house.” “Nice, let me just get the pump I use to get erections and I’ll meet you in the limo.”

Really though, as I’ve said before, why is this news? Yesterday I went back to Jack In The Box after not going there for a year because I found a band aid in my Ultimate Cheeseburger. Did they announce that on the Today Show? No. Is it less important than New Kids getting back together? You be the judge.

Tags: New Kids On The Block, NKOTB, Reunion

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