Friday Link Dump
Random Shit I Found On The Web
I bitch and complain about my car all the time, then I saw this. From now on I will try and shut the f*&k up.
If this commercial were true, it would explain a lot of what I see when I walk around Los Angeles.
If there’s one thing I know about pool parties it’s that there are usually a lot of “bros” and they’re usually in an ass-beating mood.
I enjoy drunk Jeff Goldblum WAY more than I enjoy sober Jeff Goldblum.
Link Friends
Jenn Sterger in a bikini (Busted Coverage)
10 ultimate fighting exercises (asylum)
Casino Parking lot explosion (double viking)
Did someone say “ninja Hooker?” (camel tap)
Sex crazed puppets take over MTV (coed magazine)
Featured babe of the day: Jessica Burciaga (horny oyster)
Unibrow fart of the week (Unibrow)
Pranks to play on your coworkers (Phillyblurbs)
NEW FEATURE ON HOLY TACO
For a while now, we here at Holy Taco have often times wanted to respond to comments that people make. Like, for instance I received a couple comments not too long ago that said I “must love cock” and I “suck so hard at writing…you just suck so hard.” So, now, we’re rolling out a new feature where we can comment back in the comments section, and you’ll know it’s us because our comments will have a BORDER around it. Also, they’ll be from Justin or Cory. That’s our names. By the way, people have already said we suck so you’re not breaking new ground. Thank you.
Tags: Friday link dump
April 4th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Wow. this is fun. I’m having fun.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Whats the story on the top pic? I didnt see it in the links (maybe i missed it)
April 4th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Well just to give you guys some positive reinforcement for a change; I hardly ever go a day without checkin this site! You guys are hilarious shit!
April 4th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Yeah same here, without you I never woulda known about Chickapedia… And a life without chickapedia is no life at all… *Clicks Random Chick button*
April 4th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Well, we appreciate all the support. Because really, what are masturbation and diarrhea jokes without someone to read them? Also, Jacob, story on the top pic is simply somebody sent it to me. I’m not sure where it’s from since I didn’t get it from a site. But I am sure of one thing, that pose he’s making is premeditated, meaning he got into that position and then said “Alright, now take the gawd damn pitcher.”
April 4th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I hope that guy in the pic blows his nuts off for the good of the gene pool.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:02 am
what a jerk.
he shud be put into the trash,
the graceful ladies on the site sugarmommymeet.com hate such kind of men.
they are disgusting.
April 5th, 2008 at 6:14 am
The guy can be found on the unibrow site. He’s the unibrow of the week (Yesterday)
April 5th, 2008 at 9:53 am
is the pink thing on the bed some kind of sex toy? is he on a little kid’s bed? is he the pregnant man?i i could ask so many questions about what is happening in this picture…
April 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Fuck all the shit-talkers. You guys are funny as hell, ROCK ON!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:54 am
this poor guy,many people talked about this when we chat online on tall dating site___Tallmingle.com___where has many humor guys and fashion girls,even hot models.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
excellent idea with replies, i’ve always thought “people talk shit cause they know no one will say anything back” now you get to defend yourselves. Kudos.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Oh and Cora I hope you die of Ghonasyphaherpeaids.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
the story of the top pic is…….I’m soooooooo sexy I have to spread my sexyness to everyone on the web in picture form. Any questions?