If you don't like monkeys then I hate you. I hate you so much. I love how the people are cheering on the monkey, yet the dog is probably thinking "Holy shit, what the hell kind of dog is this?" The best part about monkeys are that they'll F with anyone and any thing. They don't give a shit. They're like my cousin, except they don't get their ass beat afterwards and start asking me why I didn't back them up.
I've always wanted to throw shit at a monkey. Those dirty bastards. I can't believe we evolved from animals that eat their own shit. I have a love hate relationship with monkeys. They are cool and all, but if you want to eat your shit, do it behind a tree or something. Jesus.
I heard about this dating site called Tallmingle.com that only allows people to join if they're tall registered sex offenders or a card carrying member of NAMBLA. I hear they also take rapist. So Sammy, which one are you?
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April 4th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I've always wanted to throw shit at a monkey. Those dirty bastards. I can't believe we evolved from animals that eat their own shit. I have a love hate relationship with monkeys. They are cool and all, but if you want to eat your shit, do it behind a tree or something. Jesus.
April 6th, 2008 at 08:53 am
wow..so cool , I will upload this to tall dating site____Tallmingle.com___which is a hot dating site for all tall admirers ,tall man and tall woman.
April 9th, 2008 at 02:47 pm
I heard about this dating site called Tallmingle.com that only allows people to join if they're tall registered sex offenders or a card carrying member of NAMBLA. I hear they also take rapist. So Sammy, which one are you?
Great video btw, monkeys rock.
April 10th, 2008 at 03:43 am
KeeblerKahn that's some funny shit.
March 9th, 2009 at 07:43 pm
I would have shot it [monkey], preferably in the face with the pistol I was carrying concealed illegally.
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