If you would have told me a year ago, I'd be doing a Creepy Or Sexy for Katie Holmes, I would have said to you "What the f*&k is a creepy or sexy? Get away from me, I have to go back to work at my shitty restaurant." But I also would have said Katie Holmes is sexy as a mo-fo.
Now, she's way into a creepy cult, married to a way creepy dude, and she just got a hair cut that makes her look like I did in third grade. Now, I'm sure some of you would say "Hey, I'd bang the crazy out of her." Maybe, but what happens if you try, and fail, and now you've angered her and she's still crazy? I'm not taking that chance. But it's not about me, it's about you. So...is she creepy or sexy?
as far as looking like a frail french boy I couldn't agree more. She always looked like a french boy, but it was the brain washage and anal scientology poundage that made her frail...
so creepy. she looks more like a brainwashed cultist...oh wait, that's already been established hasn't it? well, then I have nothing of use to say besides she's a nut job, and we're better off without her.
Sexy! Id take pictures and send them first class to dirty ball sack cruise. And not just any old pictures, no no. I mean action shots from a Cleavland steamer. Definitely sexy!
It’s so very sad that a HOTTIE like Katie got mixed up in that pretend religion and married that psyco. We can only hope that someday someone kidnaps her and un-brainwashes her so we can at least get a tell all book out of the deal. It’s the only possible good outcome from such a heartbreaking loss. She had actually started doing nude scenes in movies and then the gay midget married her and it’s all gone. SOB!
She's been creeptified by Ol' Maverick and it's a shame. Seems like just yesterday I was watching the aptly titled "The Gift" and staring mesmerized at her luscious, milky-white mounds of nourishment. At that time at that place in that movie, Katie Holmes reached breast perfection. Never again will the world see a pair so perfectly rounded, so perfectly weighted, so perfectly formed. For Katie Holmes' breasts in "The Gift," I shed a pure tear. Goodbye perfect breasts, goodbye.
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April 6th, 2008 at 04:57 pm
creeeeeeeeepy!
April 6th, 2008 at 05:10 pm
Creepy. I was watching old Dawson's Creek the other day. That's when she was hot. Now she looks like a frail french boy.
April 6th, 2008 at 06:25 pm
as far as looking like a frail french boy I couldn't agree more. She always looked like a french boy, but it was the brain washage and anal scientology poundage that made her frail...
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April 6th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
she does have sexy thetans
April 6th, 2008 at 06:35 pm
so creepy. she looks more like a brainwashed cultist...oh wait, that's already been established hasn't it? well, then I have nothing of use to say besides she's a nut job, and we're better off without her.
April 6th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
Creepy. But I don't want to say much.
April 6th, 2008 at 07:04 pm
Creep show
April 6th, 2008 at 08:19 pm
Sexy! Id take pictures and send them first class to dirty ball sack cruise. And not just any old pictures, no no. I mean action shots from a Cleavland steamer. Definitely sexy!
April 6th, 2008 at 08:48 pm
She used to be sexy, of course she also used to have a career. Ever since she hooked up with that little gay guy, she's been on this weird spiral.
I think we should all chip in and buy James Van Der Beek a bus ticket so he can go save her. I'm willing to kick in the first $3:50. Whose with me?
April 6th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
Creepy as hell, Tom Cruise ruined her.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
ill just repost my previous Katie comment.
It’s so very sad that a HOTTIE like Katie got mixed up in that pretend religion and married that psyco. We can only hope that someday someone kidnaps her and un-brainwashes her so we can at least get a tell all book out of the deal. It’s the only possible good outcome from such a heartbreaking loss. She had actually started doing nude scenes in movies and then the gay midget married her and it’s all gone. SOB!
April 7th, 2008 at 02:03 am
I think she is cute still,to bad she ended up with a goofball like tom cruise but I think she is a hottie no matter how she has her hair.
April 7th, 2008 at 05:56 am
Sexy before Tom, Creepy after.
I'd still put it in her if she wanted me to. Though I'm not sure I'd TRY to have sex with her.
April 7th, 2008 at 06:01 am
She's been creeptified by Ol' Maverick and it's a shame. Seems like just yesterday I was watching the aptly titled "The Gift" and staring mesmerized at her luscious, milky-white mounds of nourishment. At that time at that place in that movie, Katie Holmes reached breast perfection. Never again will the world see a pair so perfectly rounded, so perfectly weighted, so perfectly formed. For Katie Holmes' breasts in "The Gift," I shed a pure tear. Goodbye perfect breasts, goodbye.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
There once was a time when she was sexy. No mas. No way. Creepy as Hell.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:59 am
If we can just get her in a row boat with so Paula Cole playing in the background maybe she'll be ok.
Do do do do do
Do do do do do...
April 8th, 2008 at 01:28 am
lol.....he said do do.....hehehehehe
April 14th, 2008 at 03:57 am
Sexy! Well... Used to be, until that assbag Cruise got his douche baggy scientology anal raping faggoty hands on her.
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