11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

April 7th, 2008 | 02:30 pm

It's nice to know that we're just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter.

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11. Bartolo Colon
That must be one giant bidet.

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10. Kerry Wood
Whoa, buddy. Isn’t that for her to decide?

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9. Chien-Ming Wang
In the long and illustrious history of the New York Times, I can safely say this is the best headline they’ve ever printed.

It's nice to know that we're just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter.

funny headlines
11. Bartolo Colon
That must be one giant bidet.

funny headlines
10. Kerry Wood
Whoa, buddy. Isn’t that for her to decide?

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9. Chien-Ming Wang
In the long and illustrious history of the New York Times, I can safely say this is the best headline they’ve ever printed.funny headlines
8. Notah Begay
You hear that, Jake Gyllenhaal? Just relax and everything will be fine.

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7. Houston Nutt
Should they hang low? Should they swing to and fro'? Should I tie them in a knot or should I tie them in a bow?

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6. Randy "Big Unit" Johnson
I wonder if this "comeback" will also be "bareback."

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5. Bartolo Colon (Part 2)
Considering Tuesday was White Castle Crave Case night, I’m guessing it fails.

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4. Rusty Kuntz
Maybe the Pirates should hire some nicer coaches and they would be able to sign some better free agents.

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3. Luther Head
Never underestimate the calming effect of a little oral sex.

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2. Dick Trickle
OK, this one was too easy.

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1. Dick Pole
So…many…double…entendres...

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2 Responses to "11 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Pictures removed ... at least type the text!

  2. Font Says:

    Hello everyone. Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
    I am from Barbuda and too poorly know English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "If hitchcock isn quite what you after, other fonts in this vein include - thank you so much for this hitchcock font.Font licensing is a complex issue which needs serious consideration."

    Regards :-D Lahela.

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