Comments on: Paris Hilton Wants To Buy Cheetah http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/ The best site for sexy celebs, funny news, cool gear, gadgets, lists, and more. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:03:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Anonymous http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6298 Anonymous Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:22:25 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6298 excellent post! excellent post!

]]> By: Pratik http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6114 Pratik Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:32:54 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6114 Let her have a cheetah, but make sure it's starved for a few days and she's wearing exactly what she's wearing in that pictures: lots of revealed skin. The starved cheetah will see that and instantly think "OH SHIT, FREE STEAK!" and the bloodbath will ensue. Chuck a few bottles of A1 in there for comedic effect. The only complaints we would get would be from PETA for giving the cheetah such an unsanitary meal. Let her have a cheetah, but make sure it’s starved for a few days and she’s wearing exactly what she’s wearing in that pictures: lots of revealed skin. The starved cheetah will see that and instantly think “OH SHIT, FREE STEAK!” and the bloodbath will ensue. Chuck a few bottles of A1 in there for comedic effect.

The only complaints we would get would be from PETA for giving the cheetah such an unsanitary meal.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6105 Anonymous Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:52:45 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6105 That was fucking hilarious!!! HAHAHAA!! I was picturing it and all. Good post man, you continually crack me up That was fucking hilarious!!! HAHAHAA!! I was picturing it and all. Good post man, you continually crack me up

]]> By: fuckparishilton http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6103 fuckparishilton Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:39:45 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6103 i agree with keebler...let her have the cheetah and maybe it will kill her and none of us will have to read about her dumb ass ever again. except the obituary. i agree with keebler…let her have the cheetah and maybe it will kill her and none of us will have to read about her dumb ass ever again. except the obituary.

]]> By: justin http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6095 justin Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:21:37 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6095 I wish I was high. I think I was attempting to do some sort of meld of a "turner and hooch" reference and "The Wire" reference and then I realized "why the fuck am I doing a turner and hooch and the wire reference when i'm writing a post about paris hilton?" One of those days I guess. I wish I was high. I think I was attempting to do some sort of meld of a “turner and hooch” reference and “The Wire” reference and then I realized “why the fuck am I doing a turner and hooch and the wire reference when i’m writing a post about paris hilton?” One of those days I guess.

]]> By: Chaosman http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6093 Chaosman Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:47:54 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6093 I don't know which of you is more high, Paris for wanting to buy a cheetah or you for that rambling crime fighting nonsense. LMAO I don’t know which of you is more high, Paris for wanting to buy a cheetah or you for that rambling crime fighting nonsense. LMAO

]]> By: KeeblerKahn http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6092 KeeblerKahn Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:41:25 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6092 For the love of God, or whatever deity you choose to worship, PLEASE let someone sell this worthless piece of trash a cheetah. If we're luck it will maul her to death and we can be done with her. For the love of God, or whatever deity you choose to worship, PLEASE let someone sell this worthless piece of trash a cheetah. If we’re luck it will maul her to death and we can be done with her.

]]> By: Mr. Balls http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6090 Mr. Balls Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:32:35 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/08/paris-hilton-wants-to-buy-cheetah/#comment-6090 She should get a pet monkey so she could spank him. She should get a pet monkey so she could spank him.

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