After that fateful field trip, the students of Miss Peachbottom's special ed class rolled and cripple walked the halls of Franklin D. Roosevelt Elementary as God's among men.
Hey parents....you know that dollar you give to little Johnny for lunch? Candy has it.....and Summer and Priscilla and Amber and Celeste and Rayna and......
Tittie joint for only a dollar. Obviously the kids think they are in an old folks home. "Get your old snatch here, ONE dollor, also applicable kids discounts!!"
With ED becoming a global pandemic, no child left behind jumped into action to save the future of America. Thankfully our tax dollars come in singles now too.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 8th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
Bill Clintons new career as a Sex-Ed teacher was cut short yesterday after an unscheduled "field trip" with his 8th grade students.
April 8th, 2008 at 09:22 pm
This was the last time Springdale Elementary School let Bill Clinton plan their field trips.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Where do you get these fucking prizes?
April 8th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
School of Porn starring Jack Cock
April 8th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
field trip to the school of cock
April 8th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Bus driver to school principle: the kids promised me it was a petting zoo, all I could find inside was a bunch of "kittens".
April 9th, 2008 at 12:31 am
what better way to use bottle drive money, field trip and sex ed all in one class!!
April 9th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Laugh all you want but someone had to sign those permission slips.
April 9th, 2008 at 01:17 am
A box lunch and a gallon of gas is only 2.09
April 9th, 2008 at 01:22 am
Damn I thought it said swingset club.
April 9th, 2008 at 01:33 am
Thats what I call a Dollar Menu.
April 9th, 2008 at 01:41 am
This is what happens when you let nun's rent a party bus...
April 9th, 2008 at 01:45 am
The boys from the polygamist ranch in Eldorado, TX had a great time on their field trip
April 9th, 2008 at 02:26 am
The No Child Left Behind answer to sex education.
April 9th, 2008 at 02:44 am
taking sex-ed to a new level
April 9th, 2008 at 02:46 am
Its no big deal its only the short bus...
April 9th, 2008 at 02:46 am
OOHHHHH....So thats why they cancelled "the magic school bus". Ms Frizzle you dirty dirty whore.
April 9th, 2008 at 03:56 am
After Recent Field Trip School Board Reconsiders Hiring of Michael Jackson
April 9th, 2008 at 01:23 pm
Yes folks, that's right, Gas for only $1.09.
April 9th, 2008 at 02:35 pm
After that fateful field trip, the students of Miss Peachbottom's special ed class rolled and cripple walked the halls of Franklin D. Roosevelt Elementary as God's among men.
April 9th, 2008 at 02:43 pm
Church Field Trip!!
April 9th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
What happens when you hire the real "Otto" to be your bus driver.
April 9th, 2008 at 04:23 pm
Bus-ted!
April 9th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
In a cruel twist of fate, cooter, level 5 sex offender turned reformed bus driver, had an important decision to make on his first day on the job.
April 9th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
HOLY SHIT....full service 1.09 a gallon?...when i put 5 bucks at arco i only had enough left for a snickers....nice.
April 9th, 2008 at 07:34 pm
Screw the route, I'm goin tard swinging today!
April 9th, 2008 at 09:00 pm
Superintendant: Its a field trip, Carl. F-I-E-L-D. Not a feel trip.
Carl the Bus Driver: Honest mistake.
April 9th, 2008 at 09:10 pm
Always be sure to read the fine print when signing the "Field Trip Permission Slip".
April 9th, 2008 at 09:12 pm
Note to parents: Please sign field trip permission slip and enclose $10. (In ones only, please.)
April 9th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
The grand opening of the "John Holmes Memorial High School" got off with a few bangs.
April 9th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
These students require the short bus there, and the long bus on the way back.
April 9th, 2008 at 09:20 pm
Hey parents....you know that dollar you give to little Johnny for lunch? Candy has it.....and Summer and Priscilla and Amber and Celeste and Rayna and......
April 9th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
"BUTH DRIVA BUTH DRIVA , DER UMMM BILLY ITH POEKING ME IN DDDDDDAH BAK"
April 9th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Kids eat free
Tuesday nights.
April 10th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
a "career day" field trip for the 7th grade from the all girl cathlic school
April 10th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
"Oh yeah I'm sure that perv did take those kids there, What! $1.09. Holy Shit! I don't believe it."
April 11th, 2008 at 08:42 pm
The one time i forget my permisson slip.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Tittie joint for only a dollar. Obviously the kids think they are in an old folks home. "Get your old snatch here, ONE dollor, also applicable kids discounts!!"
April 14th, 2008 at 03:07 am
....meanwhile the judge of holy tacos give a wednesday went to visit his mother for her opinion of this weeks contest.
April 14th, 2008 at 05:33 am
Field Trips: Because they give you a group discount.
April 14th, 2008 at 02:02 pm
Micheal Jackson taking the Boys Club choir on their annual field trip.
April 14th, 2008 at 02:05 pm
Senior class trip of Bill Clinton High School.
April 14th, 2008 at 04:09 pm
If I had a nickel for ever time I've seen I sign like this, I'd almost have enough for a sex show.
April 15th, 2008 at 03:50 am
Paris Hilton taking her students on a field trip.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
How you know when the Sexaholics Anonymous meetings aren't working the way they should.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
After dropping off the children at school, your mom heads off to her other job.
April 15th, 2008 at 02:39 pm
"Cover charge includes a juice box, PB&J sandwich, and complimentary lap dance"
April 15th, 2008 at 07:42 pm
With ED becoming a global pandemic, no child left behind jumped into action to save the future of America. Thankfully our tax dollars come in singles now too.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Cheap porn, cheap gas,what a field trip!
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