Give-A-Wednesday: Win Daytona 500: 50 Years DVD
Write a caption for this photo of a very special school field trip and you can win a Daytona 500: 50 Years of “The Great American Race” DVD from A&E. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Taco: Jared Leto backstage at the My So Called Life reunion tour
Runners Up:
Leigh: Without a fourth installment of LOTR or POTC, Orlando Bloom decided to star in a pilot episode of “The Golden Shower Girls.”
Kevin: Yep ladies, it’s called 2girls 1cup, and that’s why we’re here.
th1: Bea Arthur Presents: Hardcore Grannies IV
Brian: Lindsay and Tara partying strong 50 years from now.
Tickaz: …So this is what became of that kid from “Married With Children”
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April 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Bill Clintons new career as a Sex-Ed teacher was cut short yesterday after an unscheduled “field trip” with his 8th grade students.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
This was the last time Springdale Elementary School let Bill Clinton plan their field trips.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Where do you get these fucking prizes?
April 9th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
School of Porn starring Jack Cock
April 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
field trip to the school of cock
April 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Bus driver to school principle: the kids promised me it was a petting zoo, all I could find inside was a bunch of “kittens”.
April 9th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
what better way to use bottle drive money, field trip and sex ed all in one class!!
April 9th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Laugh all you want but someone had to sign those permission slips.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
A box lunch and a gallon of gas is only 2.09
April 9th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Damn I thought it said swingset club.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Thats what I call a Dollar Menu.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
This is what happens when you let nun’s rent a party bus…
April 9th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
The boys from the polygamist ranch in Eldorado, TX had a great time on their field trip
April 9th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
The No Child Left Behind answer to sex education.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
taking sex-ed to a new level
April 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Its no big deal its only the short bus…
April 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
OOHHHHH….So thats why they cancelled “the magic school bus”. Ms Frizzle you dirty dirty whore.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
After Recent Field Trip School Board Reconsiders Hiring of Michael Jackson
April 10th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Yes folks, that’s right, Gas for only $1.09.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:35 am
After that fateful field trip, the students of Miss Peachbottom’s special ed class rolled and cripple walked the halls of Franklin D. Roosevelt Elementary as God’s among men.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Church Field Trip!!
April 10th, 2008 at 9:39 am
What happens when you hire the real “Otto” to be your bus driver.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Bus-ted!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:52 am
In a cruel twist of fate, cooter, level 5 sex offender turned reformed bus driver, had an important decision to make on his first day on the job.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
HOLY SHIT….full service 1.09 a gallon?…when i put 5 bucks at arco i only had enough left for a snickers….nice.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Screw the route, I’m goin tard swinging today!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Superintendant: Its a field trip, Carl. F-I-E-L-D. Not a feel trip.
Carl the Bus Driver: Honest mistake.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Always be sure to read the fine print when signing the “Field Trip Permission Slip”.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Note to parents: Please sign field trip permission slip and enclose $10. (In ones only, please.)
April 10th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
The grand opening of the “John Holmes Memorial High School” got off with a few bangs.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
These students require the short bus there, and the long bus on the way back.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Hey parents….you know that dollar you give to little Johnny for lunch? Candy has it…..and Summer and Priscilla and Amber and Celeste and Rayna and……
April 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
“BUTH DRIVA BUTH DRIVA , DER UMMM BILLY ITH POEKING ME IN DDDDDDAH BAK”
April 10th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Kids eat free
Tuesday nights.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:39 am
a “career day” field trip for the 7th grade from the all girl cathlic school
April 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
“Oh yeah I’m sure that perv did take those kids there, What! $1.09. Holy Shit! I don’t believe it.”
April 12th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
The one time i forget my permisson slip.
April 13th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Tittie joint for only a dollar. Obviously the kids think they are in an old folks home. “Get your old snatch here, ONE dollor, also applicable kids discounts!!”
April 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
….meanwhile the judge of holy tacos give a wednesday went to visit his mother for her opinion of this weeks contest.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Field Trips: Because they give you a group discount.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Micheal Jackson taking the Boys Club choir on their annual field trip.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Senior class trip of Bill Clinton High School.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
If I had a nickel for ever time I’ve seen I sign like this, I’d almost have enough for a sex show.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Paris Hilton taking her students on a field trip.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:53 am
How you know when the Sexaholics Anonymous meetings aren’t working the way they should.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:58 am
After dropping off the children at school, your mom heads off to her other job.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:39 am
“Cover charge includes a juice box, PB&J sandwich, and complimentary lap dance”
April 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
With ED becoming a global pandemic, no child left behind jumped into action to save the future of America. Thankfully our tax dollars come in singles now too.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Cheap porn, cheap gas,what a field trip!