For those of you who don't know, Jesse Jane is not only one of the biggest adult film stars working today, she's also a national treasure. I'm thinking about lobbying to get her a stamp or something. Anyway, we decided it might be cool to interview her...on a roller coaster. Special thanks to Jesse for putting up with our nonsense. She couldn't have been cooler.
After watching the video, please enjoy this game provided to us by the guys at Pandasmash.com. See if you can guess what's a Jesse Jane film and what's a roller coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Michael, Michael, Michael ... I really hope you slept with her dude. She seemed down for whatever and it seemed like she was throwing out some signals.
If it's on the hush, hush at least email me an answer; it will help me sleep at night knowing that the common man at least gets his slice of the pie every once in a while.
She was performing at a Vegas Strip club (under a different name)
I was in Vegas Strip Club Treasure on April 14,15 (2am ish) and this stripper offered me a dance and I liked what I saw and so I ponied up the cash for the $100 special.
In talking we talked about what kind of work she did other than stripping. She gave me a story about being from TN and also being in a video on Playboy.com. The dance was fabulous, but even better was when I checked out Playboy.com and found out that Jesse Jane was the stripper who I bought a lap dance from.
Again...IT WAS FABULOUS!!!
Man I would fuck her in a sec no doubt that bitch is hot you can tell by her big mouth that she can suck dick I would love 2 have her tongue on my clit, then put my strap on and fuck the shit out of her!
Awhile back I used to work on a car magazine and we used her for the cover once. Of course I had to be on site to "supervise" the photo shoot. Jesse couldn't have been cooler. Aside from being sexy as hell, she's laid back, smart and more intelligent than most would give her credit. We all had a blast that day.
As a man of many words.... I am reduced to none. She basically opened her legs to you and you fucking licked your ice cream cone like a boy maybe getting the inside of your tighty whities a little sticky. It reminded me of a couple of my buddies who are basically the type of guys that are the origins of movies like the 40 y/o virgin.
It's great to live a life with no regrets. People that do, don't do things so fucking stupid.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 8th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
She is off the charts hot. I want to marry her.
April 8th, 2008 at 07:20 pm
Whatever. Who *hasn't* DP'd two lit candles?
April 8th, 2008 at 07:28 pm
she licks a mean, ice cream cone...
www.bannedinhollywood.com
April 8th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
If only the nightly news were this interesting...
April 9th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Awesome.
April 9th, 2008 at 02:19 am
best piece of journalism i've ever seen. i'm gonna go home and masturbate too
April 9th, 2008 at 03:27 am
well done. that was really great. what does dp'd 2 lit candles mean?
April 9th, 2008 at 03:52 am
DP means double penetration. So, it means she took two candles, lit them and then...fuck it, i'll just let wikipedia explain it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_penetration#Multiple_penetration
April 9th, 2008 at 04:20 am
Elliot Laberge,
You lose 5 man points for not know what dp is.
That is all.
April 9th, 2008 at 05:38 am
She is a slut man....
April 9th, 2008 at 08:53 am
she is MIGHTY FINE but her voice could get annoying... meh she doesn't need to do any talkin :O
April 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Michael, Michael, Michael ... I really hope you slept with her dude. She seemed down for whatever and it seemed like she was throwing out some signals.
If it's on the hush, hush at least email me an answer; it will help me sleep at night knowing that the common man at least gets his slice of the pie every once in a while.
April 9th, 2008 at 06:51 pm
she makes my TONGUE HARD
April 9th, 2008 at 07:02 pm
she dp'd two candles in Pirates of the Carribean. Pretty sure it was a crazy ass lesbian scene in the movie.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Trailer park SKANK!!!! I'm sure everyone would agree if she didn't have big fake tits!
April 10th, 2008 at 05:03 am
No one disagrees that she's trailer park trash (TPT). but that doesnt mean she doesn't make my boner any less happy, right?
www.bannedinhollywood.com
April 10th, 2008 at 05:46 am
I know we's Kin an' all, but they got this D-pression on...
April 10th, 2008 at 05:48 am
If lovin the lord's wrong I don wanna be right
an if this the best you got I don wanna be white
April 10th, 2008 at 05:50 am
a can a peas
a can a corn
kicked yo bitch in the stomach
an a retard be born
April 10th, 2008 at 05:51 am
laughed his head off
April 10th, 2008 at 05:56 am
Pretty good, but it's no Psychophobia
April 14th, 2008 at 06:28 am
hahahahhaah nice
April 23rd, 2008 at 04:19 am
She was performing at a Vegas Strip club (under a different name)
I was in Vegas Strip Club Treasure on April 14,15 (2am ish) and this stripper offered me a dance and I liked what I saw and so I ponied up the cash for the $100 special.
In talking we talked about what kind of work she did other than stripping. She gave me a story about being from TN and also being in a video on Playboy.com. The dance was fabulous, but even better was when I checked out Playboy.com and found out that Jesse Jane was the stripper who I bought a lap dance from.
Again...IT WAS FABULOUS!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 09:03 pm
Man I would fuck her in a sec no doubt that bitch is hot you can tell by her big mouth that she can suck dick I would love 2 have her tongue on my clit, then put my strap on and fuck the shit out of her!
August 7th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
Awhile back I used to work on a car magazine and we used her for the cover once. Of course I had to be on site to "supervise" the photo shoot. Jesse couldn't have been cooler. Aside from being sexy as hell, she's laid back, smart and more intelligent than most would give her credit. We all had a blast that day.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Dude,
As a man of many words.... I am reduced to none. She basically opened her legs to you and you fucking licked your ice cream cone like a boy maybe getting the inside of your tighty whities a little sticky. It reminded me of a couple of my buddies who are basically the type of guys that are the origins of movies like the 40 y/o virgin.
It's great to live a life with no regrets. People that do, don't do things so fucking stupid.
December 21st, 2008 at 08:08 am
It's awesome, hahahahah .... what a dumb cunt, lol
This bitch should not be allowed to speak.
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