Remember back in high school when you'd walk down the halls and break into song and dance? No? Yeah, me either. I remember one kid did it once and two football players grabbed him and pinned him to the ground as a third player farted directly into his mouth. But, in the land of Disney, the cool kids sing and dance. And apparently they never stop. Usmagazine.com reports:
"We are writing High School Musical 4," Disney Channel Worldwide President Rich Ross told the Hollywood Reporter Tuesday.
Yes, that's right, the long awaited fourth installment. I haven't been this excited since I found out there's a history of prostate cancer in my family. What the hell could this one be about. I'm guessing it's along the lines of this:
Any movie in which the entire cast is pictured mid-air with enourmous smiles upon their faces can not be good... No one is that happy, no one! And whoa, 4th? Holy shit kids are dumb these days, they are the reason they keep making this garbage becuase kids love it.. What happened to G.I. Joes..
didnt those good for nothing stereo types graduate in the last movie? meaning now theyll all be in college and the only singing theyll be doing is at frat parties to shit R'n'B songs from crappy groups that disney can get the rights to such as "the chetah girls" and "devil driver"
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April 8th, 2008 at 07:26 pm
thats hilarious and so true
April 8th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
i agree. no more, 1 was too many!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Any movie in which the entire cast is pictured mid-air with enourmous smiles upon their faces can not be good... No one is that happy, no one! And whoa, 4th? Holy shit kids are dumb these days, they are the reason they keep making this garbage becuase kids love it.. What happened to G.I. Joes..
April 8th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Make a million of them for all I care. You will never see me watching one.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I want to fart into their smiling mouths.....
May 5th, 2009 at 01:12 pm
didnt those good for nothing stereo types graduate in the last movie? meaning now theyll all be in college and the only singing theyll be doing is at frat parties to shit R'n'B songs from crappy groups that disney can get the rights to such as "the chetah girls" and "devil driver"
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