Never Ask A Cow For Help

April 9th, 2008 | 12:25 pm

cow fence
Cow #1: Hey Dave, can you give me a hand for a second. I think my neck is stuck in this fence.
Cow #2: No problem. I'll be right over.

cow fence
Cow #1: Thanks a lot. This is soooooo embarrassing. I have no idea how it happened. One second I'm scratching my back on this post and then...well, here I am.
Cow #2: Don't even worry about it. So, how are things otherwise?

cow fence
Cow #1: Not bad. The kids are good. Tommy starts school this year...um, Dave?
Cow #2: Yeah?
Cow #1: I appreciate your help. I really do. But are you sure this is the best way to get me out of this fence?
Cow #2: Hang on. We'll have you out of there in no time.

8 Responses to "Never Ask A Cow For Help"

  1. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-597569" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 09:48 am</a> </small> <p>Interesting. No more comment :).<br /> I am from Uzbekistan and too bad know English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Oao avtovaz, which is promised to the amount of state billion, will reduce the salary of its top managers.With avtovaz and will be located at the avtovaz plant in the city of togliatti."</p> <p>Thank you very much :-D. Min.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5417"></a> <a id="comment-5417"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-5417"> <cite> Ramlag</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5417" title="">April 30th, 2008 at 11:00 pm</a> </small> <p>I'm disappointed in the lack space odyessy references. "you're hurting me Dave..."</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5416"></a> <a id="comment-5416"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-5416"> <cite> franknstein</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5416" title="">April 13th, 2008 at 10:38 am</a> </small> <p>Um, I believe these are both males - I do believe in the first picture, I see the "stem of the apple"</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5415"></a> <a id="comment-5415"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-5415"> <cite> Shaf</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5415" title="">April 10th, 2008 at 08:19 pm</a> </small> <p>It should be re-posted: 'Hot Girl on Girl Action!!'</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5414"></a> <a id="comment-5414"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-5414"> <cite> Dirt Magirt</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5414" title="">April 10th, 2008 at 05:37 pm</a> </small> <p>I would be the bottom cow.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5413"></a> <a id="comment-5413"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-5413"> <cite> someguy</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5413" title="">April 9th, 2008 at 02:47 pm</a> </small> <p>hey, cows are girls and bulls are guys...</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5412"></a> <a id="comment-5412"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-5412"> <cite> KeeblerKahn</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5412" title="">April 9th, 2008 at 02:16 pm</a> </small> <p>This is like a bovine version of OZ.</p> <p>Sometimes a cow has to do things he's not proud of just to survive. That's life in the pen.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-5411"></a> <a id="comment-5411"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-5411"> <cite> <a href="http://www.blender.com" rel="external nofollow">tallboy7</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/04/10/never-ask-a-cow-for-help/#comment-5411" title="">April 9th, 2008 at 01:11 pm</a> </small> <p>Good morning. Here's pics of cows fucking.</p> <p>Thanks, bro</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/775%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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