Never Ask A Cow For Help
Cow #1: Hey Dave, can you give me a hand for a second. I think my neck is stuck in this fence.
Cow #2: No problem. I’ll be right over.
Cow #1: Thanks a lot. This is soooooo embarrassing. I have no idea how it happened. One second I’m scratching my back on this post and then…well, here I am.
Cow #2: Don’t even worry about it. So, how are things otherwise?
Cow #1: Not bad. The kids are good. Tommy starts school this year…um, Dave?
Cow #2: Yeah?
Cow #1: I appreciate your help. I really do. But are you sure this is the best way to get me out of this fence?
Cow #2: Hang on. We’ll have you out of there in no time.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Good morning. Here’s pics of cows fucking.
Thanks, bro
April 10th, 2008 at 8:16 am
This is like a bovine version of OZ.
Sometimes a cow has to do things he’s not proud of just to survive. That’s life in the pen.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:47 am
hey, cows are girls and bulls are guys…
April 11th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I would be the bottom cow.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
It should be re-posted: ‘Hot Girl on Girl Action!!’
April 14th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Um, I believe these are both males - I do believe in the first picture, I see the “stem of the apple”
May 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I’m disappointed in the lack space odyessy references. “you’re hurting me Dave…”