For the last four months I’ve been trying to formulate a plan that would allow me touch Jessica Alba’s boobs. I’m not going to go into details, but it involved a Honda Accord, three boxes of cheerios, a Hitler costume and Cincinnatti Reds outfielder Adam Dunn. Don't try to make sense out of it, it was very layered and complicated. But now I realized there’s a waaaaay easier and more effective method. Starmagazine.com reports:
[Jessica alba responded] when a young fan with a serious heart problem wanted to spend some special time with her
Alina Kent, a 9-year-old native of Stockbridge, Ga., suffers from mitral valve regurgitation, a potentially deadly
Alina and Jessica spent hours at the salon getting makeovers together. "She even asked me to help with her hair and makeup," raves Alina. "We talked about movies and acting. And we were silly, too. Because I have to drink a lot of water, we had a water drinking contest!"
Hmmm, okay, here's my new plan:
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 10th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
bwahahahaa!!! That's wrong, dude. Funny though
April 11th, 2008 at 04:58 am
That shit's messed up, yo
April 13th, 2008 at 02:11 am
YES!
April 13th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Mildly amusing, yo
May 2nd, 2008 at 03:30 am
That's just wrong, to take something that was special to my daughter and mess it up like that!!!!
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