April 10th, 2008 | 12:02
The look of frustrated anger on this young man's face really brings me back. He just got out of the pool, he's dripping wet, he's waiting for that asshole to get out of the way so he can get some pizza and then, out of nowhere, an untimely erection.
Anyone who's not had the pleasure of experiencing male teenage hormones might think the two bikini-clad girls in front of him sparked his wood. Sure there's a possiblity, but chances are he had that long before he got in line. The teenage boy's member can be called to attention by nearly anything. Here are a few examples:
A slight wind
Watching Peter Gammons report from the stands
Chairs
The sound of a can of tuna fish opening
Opossums
Hearing the word "bassoon"
Faxing a resume
Tom Clancy novels
Eric Scott "Butterbean" Esch
Changing a tire
Having sex with a girl
Herb gardens
Being awake
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<p>The look of frustrated anger on this young man's face really brings me back. He just got out of the pool, he's dripping wet, he's waiting for that asshole to get out of the way so he can get some pizza and then, out of nowhere, an untimely erection. </p>
<p>Anyone who's not had the pleasure of experiencing male teenage hormones might think the two bikini-clad girls in front of him sparked his wood. Sure there's a possiblity, but chances are he had that long before he got in line. The teenage boy's member can be called to attention by nearly anything. Here are a few examples:</p>
<blockquote><p>A slight wind<br />
Watching Peter Gammons report from the stands<br />
Chairs<br />
The sound of a can of tuna fish opening<br />
Opossums<br />
Hearing the word "bassoon"<br />
Faxing a resume<br />
Tom Clancy novels<br />
Eric Scott "Butterbean" Esch<br />
Changing a tire<br />
Having sex with a girl<br />
Herb gardens<br />
Being awake</p></blockquote>
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May fth, 2008 at 04:15 pm
I thought her belly button was her finger.
May frd, 2008 at 04:34 pm
this is fucking fake ya nubs. i stumbled on this single picture months ago.
April frd, 2008 at 04:28 pm
Her belly-button looks like a Cheetos nipple
April fth, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Fake! After having just gotten out of the pool, I find his shrinkage resisting powers are superhuman. Also, what the crap's up with that girls' belly button?
April fth, 2008 at 12:35 am
look at one of the girls' belly button.. wtf?
April fth, 2008 at 09:20 pm
holy shit that guy looks like my brother o.o
April fth, 2008 at 08:53 pm
I never showered after gym class solely out of fear of the NARB
April fth, 2008 at 11:28 pm
its not fake its just his legs are at converging points and it tricks the eye with perception (if you do art or photography you'd know) but if you look closely you can tell that his legs are in the right places and wehre they do overlap.
April fth, 2008 at 01:07 pm
FAKE!!! Which leg is in front of the other???? The shorts leg doesn't match up!
April fth, 2008 at 06:38 am
Doesnt he know its not polite to point
April fth, 2008 at 02:54 am
oh the N.A.R.B... the No Apparent Reason Bonner. It knows right when to strike.
April fth, 2008 at 02:38 am
That is most definitely from the public pool at Penn State. Guarantee he's an engineering major...or maybe ochem.. or maybe compsci... hmm.
April fth, 2008 at 02:37 am
Ummmmm....Is it bad that at 40 that still happens to me????
April fth, 2008 at 02:31 am
my god, what's wrong with the young man, i supposed he should go to " I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c om " to find a GF
April fth, 2008 at 02:15 am
Only the finest in Target swim wear for those girls.
April fth, 2008 at 11:53 pm
That guys got a pointy boner.
April fth, 2008 at 06:11 pm
That is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while! lols
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