Mischa Barton: Groupie For Loser Bands
It’s common knowledge that the sound of a guitar being played by a man with an effeminate hair cut and an inability to catch or throw a football causes a woman’s genitals to become moist. But sometimes it still surprises me. Popsugar.com reports:
Mischa Barton took a break to spend some time with her boyfriend overseas. Her man Taylor has been touring in Europe with his band Rooney, which has been opening for Good Charlotte.
Wait, he’s opening for Good Charlotte? I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: Every time I get depressed I think to myself “At least I’m not in a band that’s opening for Good Charlotte.” Being a band that opens for Good Charlotte is equivalent of being the appetizer served before a meal at The Red Lobster. I don’t particularly find Mischa Barton to be all that attractive, but I mean, come on, I have to imagine she could have at least landed the keyboard player for Mighty Mighty Bosstones or even the guy who sets up the keyboard for the keyboard player for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
Tags: having sex with a nobody, mischa barton
April 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
eww she’s huge, I liked her better when she was anorexic
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April 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
rooney is a good band though, mostly everyone I know (fairly large american university) has heard of them
April 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
when you say fairly large american university, do you mean the community college you go to while playing in a lame garage band, singing about the jocks who beat you up in high school.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
@ ak kill yourself so there’s one less dickless bitch sucking up decent women.
That chick is fat as hell who gives a shit what dick she jumps on?
April 15th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
bwahahaha!!! Good Faglotte(see what I did there?) sucks balls!
April 16th, 2008 at 2:13 am
we all know rooney is the only thing Man U has going for them… obviously this isn’t how the band was formed… see below…
“6. rooney
a fat insecnificant blob who likes to play with flutes
‘hey look theres a rooney’”
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