Write a caption for this photo of Kate Beckinsale and her little red friend and you can win a copy of The Arizona Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Collector's Edition DVD Set. It's great for reminiscing back to a time when baseball players were gigantic, prescription-drug fueled monsters. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Ami: Thats what I call a Dollar Menu.
Runner Ups: MoJo: This was the last time Springdale Elementary School let Bill Clinton plan their field trips.
Jeff07: The one time i forget my permisson slip.
Town: Cover charge includes a juice box, PB&J sandwich, and complimentary lap dance
Jon L: With ED becoming a global pandemic, no child left behind jumped into action to save the future of America. Thankfully our tax dollars come in singles now too.
And to think I really thought this Mini-Danny Bonaduce blowup doll was going to get me laid! Back to the drawing board...Man I'm sick of fucking dolls!
Even though the legs next to me are longer than I am tall, even though the ass in front of me is more perfect than a blowjob at a baseball game, It still really really sucks to be a fat ginger kid.
A sprinkle of Carrot Top, a dash of Danny Bonaduce, mix in a pinch of Kate Beckinsale bake for 9months and you get! A 3-way love child that isn't human!
Here we see the precise moment little Scott Thompson Jr. enters puberty. Unlocking his desire to 'hit that' and tapping in to the mandrill like rage that dormant in all gingers until their time of becoming.
Gingernut quietly plotted the murder of Kate after realising the girl to his left, the love of his life, was actually a dyke and was checking out Kate's ass.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 15th, 2008 at 08:29 pm
"And the Ginger said to himself, 'Yes. She will be mine.' "
April 15th, 2008 at 08:36 pm
"I hope no one notices this dildo in my ass."
April 15th, 2008 at 08:42 pm
Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart.
April 15th, 2008 at 08:55 pm
Problem Child 6: The Quest for Kate's taint!!
April 15th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
What's my wife doing there?
April 15th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
Though Bubble from boy: "Fuck. My head is almost as big as my boner right now"
April 15th, 2008 at 09:26 pm
Shocking photos of a love child between Chris Farley and Orphan Annie appear as Kate Beckinsale poses for Chinese cameramen
April 15th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
And to think I really thought this Mini-Danny Bonaduce blowup doll was going to get me laid! Back to the drawing board...Man I'm sick of fucking dolls!
April 15th, 2008 at 09:44 pm
I'm never going to the Neverland Ranch again.
April 15th, 2008 at 09:50 pm
"Hey lady, I may look like an Oompa Loompa but I'll show you the REAL Underworld."
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Even though the legs next to me are longer than I am tall, even though the ass in front of me is more perfect than a blowjob at a baseball game, It still really really sucks to be a fat ginger kid.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
The former Garbage Pail Kid "Frank Freckles" has been stalking Beckinsale for years.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Hey red who peed on your head?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I can't wait to hit that in 10 years... O'Doyle rules!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Gate: "No, I said I SPORTED a little red chub looking at Kate Beckinsale, not supported..."
April 16th, 2008 at 01:20 am
"HEY KATE!!!!......KATE!!!!"...."Im the new carrot top in town" "and yes of course I have a red haired nut sac.
April 16th, 2008 at 02:58 am
lol, looks like the kid from bad santa
April 16th, 2008 at 03:21 am
He winked at her and said, "Hey Kate the rug matches the carpet!"
April 16th, 2008 at 04:24 am
Why would you ever try to look like posh spice, take some anti-depressants and get over it. Your RICH BITCH!!
April 16th, 2008 at 05:03 am
"“HEY KATE!!!!……KATE!!!!”….”Im the new carrot top in town” “and yes of course I have a red haired nut sac."
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG IM SO FUCKING HIGH AND THAT JUST MADE SPIT MY BEER ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN
April 16th, 2008 at 05:06 am
"Gingers! They've returned to the public view. Whiter, fatter, and redder than ever!"
April 16th, 2008 at 05:39 am
Police are said to be shocked at the audacity of Carrot-Top The Skirt Thief after his latest brazen attack
April 16th, 2008 at 06:09 am
"Hey Kate! Remember me? Your Cabbage Patch Kid! Squeeze me again."
April 16th, 2008 at 06:27 am
i wonder if anyone will notice when i whip it out
April 16th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Don't feed the Gingers...
April 16th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I love chocolate candy with a vanilla center.
April 16th, 2008 at 01:26 pm
Redhead: "I am so going to be the best frickin' ice skater... EVER!"
April 16th, 2008 at 02:32 pm
A sprinkle of Carrot Top, a dash of Danny Bonaduce, mix in a pinch of Kate Beckinsale bake for 9months and you get! A 3-way love child that isn't human!
April 16th, 2008 at 03:33 pm
Here we see the precise moment little Scott Thompson Jr. enters puberty. Unlocking his desire to 'hit that' and tapping in to the mandrill like rage that dormant in all gingers until their time of becoming.
April 16th, 2008 at 04:41 pm
Chucky... The later years
April 16th, 2008 at 07:01 pm
man that hamburger patty stuck to her back looks fuckin sweet. I bet she doesn't even know it's there.
And yes, o'doyles do rule.
April 16th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
Kid wants the buns, she needs the burger
April 16th, 2008 at 08:21 pm
"Thats right bitch, make me that money"
April 16th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
That bitch said she was going to wear khakis and a striped shirt too...now im the one who looks stupid
April 17th, 2008 at 02:32 am
I'm gonna eat you! come baaaaack !!! i'm gonna eat youuuuuu
April 17th, 2008 at 03:08 am
"Yeah walk away! can't touch this... Minion! stare her down for she cannot handle the force that is me"
April 17th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Gingernut quietly plotted the murder of Kate after realising the girl to his left, the love of his life, was actually a dyke and was checking out Kate's ass.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Hey mom i thought you said we were going to the Simply Red concert
April 17th, 2008 at 05:13 pm
This still is from Kate Beckinsales new movie "So I married an ax murder 2...sputniks revenge."
April 17th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
"I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE"
April 17th, 2008 at 05:24 pm
helloooo?....is it me your looking fooooor?....
April 17th, 2008 at 08:53 pm
The reincarnated pharaoh wants back in his tomb.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
It's sad that this is as close as they let that ginger Partidge kid to a red carpet. It had such potential.
April 18th, 2008 at 01:52 am
Kate Beckinsale being surrounded by children of the corn
April 18th, 2008 at 02:58 pm
somethings gotta give...
April 19th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
Thought bubble from kid 'Hey bitch, wanna check out a REAL red carpet?'
April 20th, 2008 at 03:03 am
Rocky Dennis, age 9.
April 20th, 2008 at 08:58 pm
Even the classiest of today's youth are waiting patiently for Kate Beckinsale, to talk more about her (self proclaimed) best feature. Her "twat".
April 20th, 2008 at 09:29 pm
"ok mom it worked...I'll go to fat camp."
April 21st, 2008 at 08:02 pm
" I want one" !!
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