Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD
Write a caption for this photo of Kate Beckinsale and her little red friend and you can win a copy of The Arizona Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD Set. It’s great for reminiscing back to a time when baseball players were gigantic, prescription-drug fueled monsters. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Ami: Thats what I call a Dollar Menu.
Runner Ups:
MoJo: This was the last time Springdale Elementary School let Bill Clinton plan their field trips.
Jeff07: The one time i forget my permisson slip.
Town: Cover charge includes a juice box, PB&J sandwich, and complimentary lap dance
Jon L: With ED becoming a global pandemic, no child left behind jumped into action to save the future of America. Thankfully our tax dollars come in singles now too.
Tags: arizona diamondbacks, dvd, GiveaWednesday, Kate Beckinsale
April 16th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
“And the Ginger said to himself, ‘Yes. She will be mine.’ “
April 16th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
“I hope no one notices this dildo in my ass.”
April 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Problem Child 6: The Quest for Kate’s taint!!
April 16th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
What’s my wife doing there?
April 16th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Though Bubble from boy: “Fuck. My head is almost as big as my boner right now”
April 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Shocking photos of a love child between Chris Farley and Orphan Annie appear as Kate Beckinsale poses for Chinese cameramen
April 16th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
And to think I really thought this Mini-Danny Bonaduce blowup doll was going to get me laid! Back to the drawing board…Man I’m sick of fucking dolls!
April 16th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’m never going to the Neverland Ranch again.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
“Hey lady, I may look like an Oompa Loompa but I’ll show you the REAL Underworld.”
April 16th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Even though the legs next to me are longer than I am tall, even though the ass in front of me is more perfect than a blowjob at a baseball game, It still really really sucks to be a fat ginger kid.
April 16th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
The former Garbage Pail Kid “Frank Freckles” has been stalking Beckinsale for years.
April 16th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Hey red who peed on your head?
April 16th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I can’t wait to hit that in 10 years… O’Doyle rules!
April 16th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Gate: “No, I said I SPORTED a little red chub looking at Kate Beckinsale, not supported…”
April 16th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
“HEY KATE!!!!……KATE!!!!”….”Im the new carrot top in town” “and yes of course I have a red haired nut sac.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
lol, looks like the kid from bad santa
April 16th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
He winked at her and said, “Hey Kate the rug matches the carpet!”
April 16th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Why would you ever try to look like posh spice, take some anti-depressants and get over it. Your RICH BITCH!!
April 16th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
““HEY KATE!!!!……KATE!!!!”….”Im the new carrot top in town” “and yes of course I have a red haired nut sac.”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG IM SO FUCKING HIGH AND THAT JUST MADE SPIT MY BEER ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN
April 16th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
“Gingers! They’ve returned to the public view. Whiter, fatter, and redder than ever!”
April 16th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Police are said to be shocked at the audacity of Carrot-Top The Skirt Thief after his latest brazen attack
April 17th, 2008 at 12:09 am
“Hey Kate! Remember me? Your Cabbage Patch Kid! Squeeze me again.”
April 17th, 2008 at 12:27 am
i wonder if anyone will notice when i whip it out
April 17th, 2008 at 4:05 am
Don’t feed the Gingers…
April 17th, 2008 at 6:00 am
I love chocolate candy with a vanilla center.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Redhead: “I am so going to be the best frickin’ ice skater… EVER!”
April 17th, 2008 at 8:32 am
A sprinkle of Carrot Top, a dash of Danny Bonaduce, mix in a pinch of Kate Beckinsale bake for 9months and you get! A 3-way love child that isn’t human!
April 17th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Here we see the precise moment little Scott Thompson Jr. enters puberty. Unlocking his desire to ‘hit that’ and tapping in to the mandrill like rage that dormant in all gingers until their time of becoming.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Chucky… The later years
April 17th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
man that hamburger patty stuck to her back looks fuckin sweet. I bet she doesn’t even know it’s there.
And yes, o’doyles do rule.
April 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Kid wants the buns, she needs the burger
April 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
“Thats right bitch, make me that money”
April 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
That bitch said she was going to wear khakis and a striped shirt too…now im the one who looks stupid
April 17th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I’m gonna eat you! come baaaaack !!! i’m gonna eat youuuuuu
April 17th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
“Yeah walk away! can’t touch this… Minion! stare her down for she cannot handle the force that is me”
April 18th, 2008 at 4:58 am
Gingernut quietly plotted the murder of Kate after realising the girl to his left, the love of his life, was actually a dyke and was checking out Kate’s ass.
April 18th, 2008 at 5:00 am
Hey mom i thought you said we were going to the Simply Red concert
April 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am
This still is from Kate Beckinsales new movie “So I married an ax murder 2…sputniks revenge.”
April 18th, 2008 at 11:21 am
“I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE”
April 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am
helloooo?….is it me your looking fooooor?….
April 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
The reincarnated pharaoh wants back in his tomb.
April 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
It’s sad that this is as close as they let that ginger Partidge kid to a red carpet. It had such potential.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Kate Beckinsale being surrounded by children of the corn
April 19th, 2008 at 8:58 am
somethings gotta give…
April 20th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Thought bubble from kid ‘Hey bitch, wanna check out a REAL red carpet?’
April 20th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Rocky Dennis, age 9.
April 21st, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Even the classiest of today’s youth are waiting patiently for Kate Beckinsale, to talk more about her (self proclaimed) best feature. Her “twat”.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:29 pm
“ok mom it worked…I’ll go to fat camp.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
” I want one” !!
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
In this ep of Quantum Leap…Sam has to figure out how to impregnate a famous hollywood star…