There are three awesome things about this video that caused me to share it with you. Here they are in no particular order.
They're carrying around a giant hot pink penis like it's a float in the Macy's Day Parade. I was surprised and disappointed that the penis wasn't sponsored by Verizon.
Reuters reporter: Could they have found a reporter more uncomfortable in front of the camera? It's almost as if somebody just off camera is holding a gun to his wife's head and mouthing "don't f*&k up. Don't you f*&k up." Seriously, I watched the video again for no other reason than to look at his performance.
The fat white dude at 1:30. What is he doing there? What is his story? He looks he's waiting for Bon Jovi to start playing Bad Medicine.
They should have had everyone lick their own hands heavily and then rub their hands all over the giant pink penis as it passed through the crowd. At the end of the crowd there would be this...
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 16th, 2008 at 06:43 pm
They should have had everyone lick their own hands heavily and then rub their hands all over the giant pink penis as it passed through the crowd. At the end of the crowd there would be this...
http://uberfresh.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dsc02758_fb_.jpg
After the stuntmen did their job, the entire crowd would cheer and celebrate another year of fertility.
The crowd was given free lemon smoothies afterwards... or WERE they lemon smoothies?? *dun dun DUNNNN*
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