Comments on: Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/ The best site for sexy celebs, funny news, cool gear, gadgets, lists, and more. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:41:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: cunty cuntall http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6748 cunty cuntall Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:16:42 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6748 She could suck my dick, and then lick my crack anytime she wants. She could suck my dick, and then lick my crack anytime she wants.

]]> By: Eli http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6607 Eli Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:20:09 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6607 Is it just me or does Lohan's face scream "Hey, I'll suck your dick for some crack.." and her dad's is like "She will.. And I will watch!". Just me? Ok.. Is it just me or does Lohan’s face scream “Hey, I’ll suck your dick for some crack..” and her dad’s is like “She will.. And I will watch!”.

Just me? Ok..

]]> By: justin http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6475 justin Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:53:50 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6475 I wish I could say that's the only time i've made a spelling error, but you read the site and know that's not true. I went to a state school. That's my excuse. I wish I could say that’s the only time i’ve made a spelling error, but you read the site and know that’s not true. I went to a state school. That’s my excuse.

]]> By: Pratik http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6474 Pratik Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:47:52 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6474 Hopefully that's also the last time you make an uniNformed child prostitution joke as well, but yea I know how most child prostitution jokes are all uniform and the same, right? Heh, just giving you some shit... no worries. I love you and Holy Taco long time (strong no homo). Hopefully that’s also the last time you make an uniNformed child prostitution joke as well, but yea I know how most child prostitution jokes are all uniform and the same, right?

Heh, just giving you some shit… no worries. I love you and Holy Taco long time (strong no homo).

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]]> By: justin http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6456 justin Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:40:25 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6456 whoa. You just got real on my ass. That's the last time I make an uniformed child prostitution joke. Nah, I'll probably make another. whoa. You just got real on my ass. That’s the last time I make an uniformed child prostitution joke. Nah, I’ll probably make another.

]]> By: Pratik http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6454 Pratik Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:12:58 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6454 Ummm, you do realize that most Asian child prostitutes are BOYS, right? That's because they can't get pregnant like girls can so there's no risk/cost to the pimps for having to get a back-alley abortion or whatever. (Don't ask me how I know these things. I just do, alright?) In conclusion, I hope she isn't telling little boy-hookers to take exclusively big penises and cocaine. That would be grounds for having Paul de Leeuw as a partner on "Singing With the Stars." P.S. That picture is probably either of India or South Africa. There's a lot of us brown-men in both locations. Ummm, you do realize that most Asian child prostitutes are BOYS, right? That’s because they can’t get pregnant like girls can so there’s no risk/cost to the pimps for having to get a back-alley abortion or whatever.

(Don’t ask me how I know these things. I just do, alright?)

In conclusion, I hope she isn’t telling little boy-hookers to take exclusively big penises and cocaine. That would be grounds for having Paul de Leeuw as a partner on “Singing With the Stars.”

P.S. That picture is probably either of India or South Africa. There’s a lot of us brown-men in both locations.

]]> By: Mr. Balls http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6431 Mr. Balls Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:46:28 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6431 What is amazing is that not only does that photoshop look real, it just fits. What is amazing is that not only does that photoshop look real, it just fits.

]]> By: Meat hammer http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6424 Meat hammer Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:27:16 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6424 uuhhmm actually thats India, in grade school a brown kid sat at the back of the class, so don't tell me thats not India, because thats India. Also they make curry out of used grass huts just the the one in the background. uuhhmm actually thats India, in grade school a brown kid sat at the back of the class, so don’t tell me thats not India, because thats India. Also they make curry out of used grass huts just the the one in the background.

]]> By: bennylava http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6416 bennylava Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:22:00 +0000 http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/16/lindsay-lohan-the-third-world-needs-you/#comment-6416 For the record: Not India For the record: Not India

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