Big Corporations Write The Best Songs
Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band - Watch more free videos
Let’s face it, the music industry is changing. It’s no longer the world of New York hipsterites, gangsta thugs from the Dirty South or leather-clad LA rockers. We can stop looking for the next Seattle, because the new music scene is the coming straight from the cubicals of the sales and marketing teams of the world’s largest corporations. Remember when that Bank One guy totally blew our minds? And we can’t forget when Jefferson Starbucks rocked our worlds with “We Built This Starbucks.” I would put their lyrics of “Knee-deep in the mocha/making coffee right/So many partners/working late at night” up against anything John Lennon ever wrote.
Well, now we have Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band’s “Rockin’ Our Sales,” which is sure to be an anthem this summer. Please kill me.
My favorite part is the 2:37 mark when it pans out to a guy who loves this song so much he can’t help but say, “Wow, Microsoft’s sales team rocks!” and then his friend lets us know that they will keep rocking by saying, “And we’re gonna keep rocking with SP1!”
Also, I’m going to include this video. Not because it’s a song parody, but because it’s another example of corporate douchebaggery and I never ever ever get tired of it.
Too Much Coffee For Steve - Watch more free videos
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April 17th, 2008 at 9:09 am
“ServicePack” is such an awesome pun on “Springsteen”!
April 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
So sad and so true. Good music is still out, you really just gotta not listen to the radio or watch mtv.
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
April 17th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Steve Ballmer… what a guy. I would hate to be his kid at a little league game when I’m up to bat. He’d be the dad who goes apeshit saying “YEAA STEVE JR. YOU CAN DO IT! WOOOHH! YEA!! SERVICE PA… I MEAN YA GO STEVE JR.!!! WOOOAAA!!!” and then eventually gets into an aluminum bat beatdown battle with the rest of the parents.
April 19th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Steve looks like a man, but has the voice of a pre-pubescent boy when he screams. I LOVE THIS COMPANY YEAHADHAHAAHA!!!