I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree...and you touch your boobs. At least that's what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs because she can't reach her enormous ass. I guess we'll never know.
She's not that hot at all. Her nipples are the size of dinner plates and they sag. Her ass is the size of the hoover dam, i bet she can't even fit on normal sized toilet seats. I would still try to bang her just to try and get her pregnant, but it would probably be like shooting pool with a rope
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April 16th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
Never really been a fan of hers, but she has that full woman look, not that little girl/paris look, and it's growing on me...
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April 16th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
Think shes gorgeous..
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April 16th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
At least she has boobs to touch, all Paris can do is rub her mosquito bites.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:17 am
She's not that hot at all. Her nipples are the size of dinner plates and they sag. Her ass is the size of the hoover dam, i bet she can't even fit on normal sized toilet seats. I would still try to bang her just to try and get her pregnant, but it would probably be like shooting pool with a rope
April 17th, 2008 at 08:25 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Booty. Big Juicy Booty. Ian....if you don't like dinner plate sized nipples (like us heterosexuals) you must have never licked on any.
April 19th, 2008 at 04:19 pm
now thats a woman....boooooooty...boooty call..
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