I've never seen Sex and The City, but once at Easter my Grandma got drunk and told a story about giving oral sex to my Grandpa, and I'm guessing the show is basically just hours of that. So, it's with no great sorrow I report one of the characters from the show will die in the movie. Which one you ask? No one cares knows. Starmagazine.com reports:
On Tuesday night at the Creation Nation comedy show, Cynthia Nixon -- who recently revealed that she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2006 -- told writer Billy Eichner that "a character dies in the movie" -- but refused to divulge which one.
Well, at first I guess that seems shocking, but that's probably just because people assume the movie takes place in Manhattan because the show did as well. Understandable, I thought the Transformers movie would feature the Transformers and not a group of flamboyantly gay robots. Anyway, people tell me Sex and The City is edgy, so maybe the movie will take place in Tikrit, Iraq, and the plot will be about the girls trying to infiltrate a group of Iranian arms dealers. Of course it will also be about the problems women deal with and the great friendships they make too. You can do both, people. Anyway, if that were the case, I could see one of the characters dying pretty easily. War is hell.
Not my best photoshop work. It's Friday. Deal with it.
Ummm Yo? Please don't advertise your blog here. I went to see it and I am now clawing my eyes out while trying to type. My blog is worse than yours (thats why i dont advertise and give out links) and I appreciate what you were trying to do but......EPIC FAIL. Keep trying but don't advertise please. Not yet.
Mr. B that's an untrue statement. They say interesting things all the time, like "Honey, dinners ready." or "Do you want to shoot your hot load down my throat?" Or the most interesting thing I've heard one of them say is "I want to drink your sperm out of her ass with a straw."
As for references, I heard the first one at my house, the second in 'Semen Garglers 17', and the third in 'Nasty Black Hoes, Sticky White Cum, and one Bendy Straw 4'
I know, I couldn't believe it either; who would have thought that they could make 4 series of Nasty Black Hoes, Sticky White Cum, and one Bendy Straws?
Hey Buddy....Tell me you aren't serious. They wrapped up all the story lines at the end of Nasty Black Hoes, Sticky White Cum, and one Bendy Straw 3. Hell, one of the main characters dies for crying out loud. Theres really no way to continue the story after that. I'm gonna have to go rent it now to see what happens.
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April 17th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
They should remake that show with four attractive women who say interesting things.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
That's a terrible idea Kimbo. Everyone knows women don't say interesting things.
April 18th, 2008 at 01:13 am
Ummm Yo? Please don't advertise your blog here. I went to see it and I am now clawing my eyes out while trying to type. My blog is worse than yours (thats why i dont advertise and give out links) and I appreciate what you were trying to do but......EPIC FAIL. Keep trying but don't advertise please. Not yet.
April 18th, 2008 at 01:19 am
Mr. B that's an untrue statement. They say interesting things all the time, like "Honey, dinners ready." or "Do you want to shoot your hot load down my throat?" Or the most interesting thing I've heard one of them say is "I want to drink your sperm out of her ass with a straw."
As for references, I heard the first one at my house, the second in 'Semen Garglers 17', and the third in 'Nasty Black Hoes, Sticky White Cum, and one Bendy Straw 4'
I know, I couldn't believe it either; who would have thought that they could make 4 series of Nasty Black Hoes, Sticky White Cum, and one Bendy Straws?
April 18th, 2008 at 01:34 am
Hey Buddy....Tell me you aren't serious. They wrapped up all the story lines at the end of Nasty Black Hoes, Sticky White Cum, and one Bendy Straw 3. Hell, one of the main characters dies for crying out loud. Theres really no way to continue the story after that. I'm gonna have to go rent it now to see what happens.
April 18th, 2008 at 02:44 am
It's O.K. dude, have a great fuckin' Friday! YOU RULE!!!!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Chaosman, I won't ruin the movie for you, but I'll say this .... the character that died has a cameo in NBHSWCAOBS 4.
April 18th, 2008 at 05:24 pm
really the last thing anyone needs is for women to be more self righteous, it's just unattractive
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