Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show. I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were both named Tony. I shit you not. Popsugar.com reports:
Now the couple we love to hate but can't stop watching are trying to get their own spinoff show on MTV. It would follow the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they make their wedding preparations, showing us the real Heidi and Spencer.
Screw that, why sell these two short? If we're going to give them their own show, I want it to be a gritty crime drama where Heidi and Spencer are New York City detectives. Heidi plays by the book and Spencer's a loose cannon.
The pilot will start out with Spencer blowing up half a city block in an effort to nail some Russian mobster. Then he'll get called into the chief's office and the chief will be like "You're out of control Pratt!" and Spencer will slam his fist on the table and be like "COME ON BRO!" Then the chief will say "That's it. I'm partnering you up!" and Pratt will of course insist that he works alone, but then Heidi will walk in, and the sexual tension will only be able to be cut by a very sharp knife. Also, the guy who played Vinny from Doogie Howser will be the coroner who provides comic relief. I would watch this every week. I wouldn't even Tivo it, I'd watch it live.
I would rather see a show with the big dude riding the bike-taxi. He could be a crime fighter who offered to take criminals....."for a ride". Dude looks huge.
lol. Not only would I watch that show, but I would also recommend it to every one of friends, and every time I saw them, I would ask "are you watching Law and Order: No Fat Chicks Unit? Best show on television. BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION." I'm sure I would have no friends after the first airing. Awesome idea.
Here's what I would have envisioned for this dynamic duo on TV: I see Spencer as the new host for The Price is Right. Instead of seeing Drew Carry's 4,972 chins when we call in sick to work, we could see Spencer antagonizing the contestants for our delight.
At Plinko: "Oh man brah! You shoulda dropped that chip two slots to the right homie! Ha! Now you got zero bones! I woulda dropped it two slots to the right! What a loser!"
At the Showcase Showdown: "Oh come on Gramps! That spin was weak. Why don't you take those wrinkly-ass muscles home dude. You don't belong on my show."
At the pre-game bidding: "No no no no no hombre. You did not just bid one dollar on that dinette set. You gonna take that Granny? I wouldn't. I would wreck that fool. Seriously brah, that was weak."
At the Showdown: "50,000 dollars? HA! There's no WAY that Toyota Camry package is worth 50,000 dollars. You fucked up dude. Go home. Seriously, just leave right now."
And Heidi could be one of models who fawns over the entertainment centers and refrigerators and shit.
"the couple we love to hate but can’t stop watching"
that shit is so true and i personally blame MTV for everything thats wrong with society. i dont even have cable and i still know everything thats goin on with these idiots. if mtv would stop making horrible reality shows and go back to their roots, i wouldnt have to watch the air guitar channel to hear good music. and yes, there is a channel that only shows ppl playing air guitar. all the time.
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April 17th, 2008 at 07:43 pm
I thought this post was good but the "No Fat Chicks Unit" is golden.
April 17th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
too funny dude. i love your rambling imaginings. best post since the paris buying a cheetah thing.
April 17th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
I would rather see a show with the big dude riding the bike-taxi. He could be a crime fighter who offered to take criminals....."for a ride". Dude looks huge.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
those two need to die. NOW!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
lol. Not only would I watch that show, but I would also recommend it to every one of friends, and every time I saw them, I would ask "are you watching Law and Order: No Fat Chicks Unit? Best show on television. BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION." I'm sure I would have no friends after the first airing. Awesome idea.
Here's what I would have envisioned for this dynamic duo on TV: I see Spencer as the new host for The Price is Right. Instead of seeing Drew Carry's 4,972 chins when we call in sick to work, we could see Spencer antagonizing the contestants for our delight.
At Plinko: "Oh man brah! You shoulda dropped that chip two slots to the right homie! Ha! Now you got zero bones! I woulda dropped it two slots to the right! What a loser!"
At the Showcase Showdown: "Oh come on Gramps! That spin was weak. Why don't you take those wrinkly-ass muscles home dude. You don't belong on my show."
At the pre-game bidding: "No no no no no hombre. You did not just bid one dollar on that dinette set. You gonna take that Granny? I wouldn't. I would wreck that fool. Seriously brah, that was weak."
At the Showdown: "50,000 dollars? HA! There's no WAY that Toyota Camry package is worth 50,000 dollars. You fucked up dude. Go home. Seriously, just leave right now."
And Heidi could be one of models who fawns over the entertainment centers and refrigerators and shit.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Clearly Ice - T will bust in for a late night gang bang in the office.
April 18th, 2008 at 02:43 am
I didn't know Spencer Pratt commissioned his Afro-Sex slave to the carriage!
April 18th, 2008 at 04:02 am
"the couple we love to hate but can’t stop watching"
that shit is so true and i personally blame MTV for everything thats wrong with society. i dont even have cable and i still know everything thats goin on with these idiots. if mtv would stop making horrible reality shows and go back to their roots, i wouldnt have to watch the air guitar channel to hear good music. and yes, there is a channel that only shows ppl playing air guitar. all the time.
April 18th, 2008 at 04:10 am
Where can I see this air guitar channel?
April 18th, 2008 at 05:25 pm
Cock a doodle douchebag!
www.bannedinhollywood.com
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