Do you know the difference between blended or single barrel whiskey? Tennessee or Irish whiskey? Straight or gay whiskey (OK, gay whiskey is called cognac.) If you're not sure what your bourbon label is saying, then check out this handy dandy bourbon label reader I got from Whiskey Professor Bernie Lubbers. Yes, his title actually is "Whiskey Professor" so it's time to listen, learn, and most importantly, drink.
Knob Creek is a bunch of knobs. and BTW, who gives a shit how to read a bourbon label? The only thing that matters is how hammered you get and how fast.
dude, do not let Cory take your Grandma out. He took my grandma out to Black Angus. On a first fucking date! Who the fuck takes someone out to Black ANgus on a first date? Cory's a fucking asshole.
A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!
That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 17th, 2008 at 02:37 pm
someone is trying to make up for there shitty 11 Tranny drinks in the world.
im still pissed off about that list
April 17th, 2008 at 02:38 pm
FRAT MAN!
April 17th, 2008 at 05:17 pm
FRAT MAN!?? dont worry my grandma likes your list. maybe you can take her out and sample that list, and then try to crush her poon like a soda can.
April 17th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
Knob Creek rocks. That is all.
April 17th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
Knob Creek is a bunch of knobs. and BTW, who gives a shit how to read a bourbon label? The only thing that matters is how hammered you get and how fast.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
the holy taco guys love knobs.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Your mom loves my knob in or around her mouth.
April 18th, 2008 at 05:57 am
dude, do not let Cory take your Grandma out. He took my grandma out to Black Angus. On a first fucking date! Who the fuck takes someone out to Black ANgus on a first date? Cory's a fucking asshole.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Webster dictionary:
1. grandma groper :
A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!
That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Settle down spaz, the one groping grandmas if clitwizard
May 2nd, 2008 at 07:09 pm
i wasnna fuck yu
May 4th, 2008 at 09:15 pm
I love Bourbon, as much as I Love Knob Creek, you have to try Makers Mark, the BEST Whisky ever.
Bryan
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