How To: Read A Bourbon Label

Do you know the difference between blended or single barrel whiskey? Tennessee or Irish whiskey? Straight or gay whiskey (OK, gay whiskey is called cognac.) If you’re not sure what your bourbon label is saying, then check out this handy dandy bourbon label reader I got from Whiskey Professor Bernie Lubbers. Yes, his title actually is “Whiskey Professor” so it’s time to listen, learn, and most importantly, drink.

Tags: alcohol, bourbon, whiskey

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12 Responses to “How To: Read A Bourbon Label”

clitwizard Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 8:37 am
someone is trying to make up for there shitty 11 Tranny drinks in the world.
im still pissed off about that list
cory Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 8:38 am
FRAT MAN!
clitwizard Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 11:17 am
FRAT MAN!?? dont worry my grandma likes your list. maybe you can take her out and sample that list, and then try to crush her poon like a soda can.
barefoot jim Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Knob Creek rocks. That is all.
Chaosman Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Knob Creek is a bunch of knobs. and BTW, who gives a shit how to read a bourbon label? The only thing that matters is how hammered you get and how fast.
Devin Smith Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
the holy taco guys love knobs.
The High Life Man Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Your mom loves my knob in or around her mouth.
justin Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
dude, do not let Cory take your Grandma out. He took my grandma out to Black Angus. On a first fucking date! Who the fuck takes someone out to Black ANgus on a first date? Cory’s a fucking asshole.
clitwizard Says:
April 19th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Webster dictionary:

1. grandma groper :

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma’s old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude’s always visiting the nursing home and “volunteering”. Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
The High Life Man Says:
April 19th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Settle down spaz, the one groping grandmas if clitwizard
jeffrey Says:
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
i wasnna fuck yu
Bryan Says:
May 5th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I love Bourbon, as much as I Love Knob Creek, you have to try Makers Mark, the BEST Whisky ever.

Bryan
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