How To: Read A Bourbon Label

April 17th, 2008 | 02:05 pm

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Do you know the difference between blended or single barrel whiskey? Tennessee or Irish whiskey? Straight or gay whiskey (OK, gay whiskey is called cognac.) If you're not sure what your bourbon label is saying, then check out this handy dandy bourbon label reader I got from Whiskey Professor Bernie Lubbers. Yes, his title actually is "Whiskey Professor" so it's time to listen, learn, and most importantly, drink.

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12 Responses to "How To: Read A Bourbon Label"

  1. Bryan Says:

    I love Bourbon, as much as I Love Knob Creek, you have to try Makers Mark, the BEST Whisky ever.

    Bryan
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  2. jeffrey Says:

    i wasnna fuck yu

  3. The High Life Man Says:

    Settle down spaz, the one groping grandmas if clitwizard

  4. clitwizard Says:

    Webster dictionary:

    1. grandma groper :

    A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

    That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

  5. justin Says:

    dude, do not let Cory take your Grandma out. He took my grandma out to Black Angus. On a first fucking date! Who the fuck takes someone out to Black ANgus on a first date? Cory's a fucking asshole.

  6. The High Life Man Says:

    Your mom loves my knob in or around her mouth.

  7. Devin Smith Says:

    the holy taco guys love knobs.

  8. Chaosman Says:

    Knob Creek is a bunch of knobs. and BTW, who gives a shit how to read a bourbon label? The only thing that matters is how hammered you get and how fast.

  9. barefoot jim Says:

    Knob Creek rocks. That is all.

  10. clitwizard Says:

    FRAT MAN!?? dont worry my grandma likes your list. maybe you can take her out and sample that list, and then try to crush her poon like a soda can.

  11. cory Says:

    FRAT MAN!

  12. clitwizard Says:

    someone is trying to make up for there shitty 11 Tranny drinks in the world.
    im still pissed off about that list