Who needs lame guitars or drums when you can look totally cool playing a kickass beam of light?!?! See that guy with the sunglasses? His sunglasses let us know that he is cool! I bet he gets lots of groupies! And that blonde-haired kid couldn't look any more bored! Rock!
Holy shit!
This is amazing, i need to know when they go on tour. Then ill get all of them to autograph my t-shirt, and i can sell it on e-bay and retire with all the money ill make off of it. Ill bet U2 will be the opener.
I can just see drunk dicks in bars rockin out with these things..Making themselves look like king douche..Whatever happen to learning a real instrument.
UPDATE: The beamz now sells for $499.95 as is available for purchase through the company Web site: www.thebeamz.com. You can download new songs from there as well.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 17th, 2008 at 03:48 pm
These guys are awesome!! Too bad all their fancy 'fingering' techniques will never be used on a woman sober enough to remember...
April 17th, 2008 at 05:25 pm
Holy shit!
This is amazing, i need to know when they go on tour. Then ill get all of them to autograph my t-shirt, and i can sell it on e-bay and retire with all the money ill make off of it. Ill bet U2 will be the opener.
April 17th, 2008 at 06:13 pm
Real fun begins at 2:15 when they touch each other's! Oh yeah, baby. Touch mine and I'll touch yours!!!
April 17th, 2008 at 06:16 pm
Holy shit! 2:48 - "MORE COWBELL!" Where Chris Walken when you need him?
April 17th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
I would buy one of those frikkin weird things based on that infomercial....if I never wanted to get laid again. Another sale lost.
April 17th, 2008 at 09:26 pm
I can just see drunk dicks in bars rockin out with these things..Making themselves look like king douche..Whatever happen to learning a real instrument.
April 19th, 2008 at 07:42 am
I bet that's actually fun as hell when you're tripping on LSD.
Damn stoners and their crazy inventions.
June 3rd, 2008 at 05:42 pm
UPDATE: The beamz now sells for $499.95 as is available for purchase through the company Web site: www.thebeamz.com. You can download new songs from there as well.
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