(Btw I have a full scholarship to college and a 35 on my English ACT and i still screw up words when I'm speaking, its a disability where your mind thinks too far ahead while your speaking... it doesn't mean he's completely dumb. Just something to think about)
All women are filthy lying whores. All children are evil midgets in disguise. All schoolteachers are SEXY (speccially the old ones). See? Broad generalizations are fun, and accurate!
Technically he was also the best president in U.S. history because his approval rating was over 90% for over 2 months, no other president has ever done that.
Sorry, Obama's only been elected once so far. You'll have to wait 'til 2012 to see if the worst President in history is elected twice, but hopefully not. Carter, the previous title holder, wasn't.
1) Get completely drunk and attend a UN conference, and throw paper airplanes at Vladimir Putin. Bush would then address him as "Vladdy Puddin" (I would laugh and we would do our secret handshake, "Air Force 69")
2) Smoke a joint and go to a Journey reunion concert
3) Saran wrap Cheney's toilet, then kick open the door and shoot paintballs at his ass
4) Go skinny dipping in the Reflecting Pool (Probably after the Journey concert, and a few shots of Jack Daniel's.)
5) Draw a mustache on the Lincoln Memorial, then take a shit in his lap. Bush would call him a "Founding Faggot" and I would laugh at his failed allusion.
6) Raise the Terror Alert to High, then tell the press that we were out of Fritos.
7) Order 20 pizzas to Obama's house, then Bush would cry and say "Why is some dumb Negro named Osama takin' my place!?" And I would say, "Here here, Mr. Prez. We need change!" Then we would end up taking the pizzas and throwing them at Hillary. That fat bitch.
Here's what I would do with his daughters:
1) Something that involves whipped cream, a funnel, and baby oil.
Well let's see: He got elected twice, his buddies in the oil industry are filthy fucking rich, he invaded a country, then he convinced 2 nations that another country had something to do with an attack(which they didn't) , all so that he could settle a grudge for his daddy, and get some free oil , and also get some new air force bases. And the kicker, whoever gets elected president next is going to be blamed for the epic failure, especially if it is a democrat. I would have to say the guy is pretty smart. Throw a sex scandal in there and he's a straight pimp.
I shit-you-not... knock out this donkey's front teeth, throw some ultra-rare shot-glass lens specs on this guy, and we've got Gary The Retard from Stern(Howard), as our country's top representative!
....You gotta be fuckin' shittin' me?! ...Tell me again, how did this dude make a 2nd term?
...Thank God it's an election year!
I've seen Meth-heads that seemed as though they were 1 puff away from takin' an indefinite siesta, that I'd rather have as a temporary stand-in. Than, this arrogant jackass that achieves new levels of suckitude, on the daily!
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April 19th, 2008 at 01:33 pm
Screw what everyone says, I'd hang out with the dude any day.
April 19th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
(Btw I have a full scholarship to college and a 35 on my English ACT and i still screw up words when I'm speaking, its a disability where your mind thinks too far ahead while your speaking... it doesn't mean he's completely dumb. Just something to think about)
April 19th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
Republicans are stupid. That's why they will win the elections. America is full of fellow stupid people
April 19th, 2008 at 03:01 pm
All women are filthy lying whores. All children are evil midgets in disguise. All schoolteachers are SEXY (speccially the old ones). See? Broad generalizations are fun, and accurate!
April 19th, 2008 at 05:03 pm
I think that George W. Bush is a reader of Holy Taco....and he uses the name «Martin» to leave commentary!!
April 19th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
@Ben
I agree, how else can you explain how the worst President in history ends up elected twice. TWICE?!?!
January 10th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
Technically he was also the best president in U.S. history because his approval rating was over 90% for over 2 months, no other president has ever done that.
July 19th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
Sorry, Obama's only been elected once so far. You'll have to wait 'til 2012 to see if the worst President in history is elected twice, but hopefully not. Carter, the previous title holder, wasn't.
April 19th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I don't think Martin knows what he's saying. That made no sense buddy
April 20th, 2008 at 02:37 am
Here's what I would do with G-Dubbs (Bush):
1) Get completely drunk and attend a UN conference, and throw paper airplanes at Vladimir Putin. Bush would then address him as "Vladdy Puddin" (I would laugh and we would do our secret handshake, "Air Force 69")
2) Smoke a joint and go to a Journey reunion concert
3) Saran wrap Cheney's toilet, then kick open the door and shoot paintballs at his ass
4) Go skinny dipping in the Reflecting Pool (Probably after the Journey concert, and a few shots of Jack Daniel's.)
5) Draw a mustache on the Lincoln Memorial, then take a shit in his lap. Bush would call him a "Founding Faggot" and I would laugh at his failed allusion.
6) Raise the Terror Alert to High, then tell the press that we were out of Fritos.
7) Order 20 pizzas to Obama's house, then Bush would cry and say "Why is some dumb Negro named Osama takin' my place!?" And I would say, "Here here, Mr. Prez. We need change!" Then we would end up taking the pizzas and throwing them at Hillary. That fat bitch.
Here's what I would do with his daughters:
1) Something that involves whipped cream, a funnel, and baby oil.
April 20th, 2008 at 04:55 am
As long as there is bush in the office, we are ok.
April 20th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
Funny eh? how such a stupid human could become a president of a big country :D
LOL
April 20th, 2008 at 04:59 pm
Well let's see: He got elected twice, his buddies in the oil industry are filthy fucking rich, he invaded a country, then he convinced 2 nations that another country had something to do with an attack(which they didn't) , all so that he could settle a grudge for his daddy, and get some free oil , and also get some new air force bases. And the kicker, whoever gets elected president next is going to be blamed for the epic failure, especially if it is a democrat. I would have to say the guy is pretty smart. Throw a sex scandal in there and he's a straight pimp.
April 20th, 2008 at 09:53 pm
At the very least, that "free oil" business isn't working out so well.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I shit-you-not... knock out this donkey's front teeth, throw some ultra-rare shot-glass lens specs on this guy, and we've got Gary The Retard from Stern(Howard), as our country's top representative!
....You gotta be fuckin' shittin' me?! ...Tell me again, how did this dude make a 2nd term?
...Thank God it's an election year!
I've seen Meth-heads that seemed as though they were 1 puff away from takin' an indefinite siesta, that I'd rather have as a temporary stand-in. Than, this arrogant jackass that achieves new levels of suckitude, on the daily!
May 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm
yeah how did clit-on get elected twice
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