There's no denying those Polygamy gals who are all over the news these days have their fingers on the fashion button. So, let's go behind the scenes of the new hit show, America's Next Top Polygamist. Who's going to be this year's winner?!?!
ANTPs runway coach spent countless hours working with the girls on the Court Steps routine. Looks like someone's been practicing!
The dark-blue and light-blue teams are locked in an epic "pose off" battle. Who's going to come out on top?!?
Tensions are running high before the final elimination round of ANTP...
Anne-Marie just had a terrible photoshoot with TIME magazine and is worried that she might get eliminated. Hang in there!
Here, the judges tell Alberta she needs to look more like a 1892 pilgrim, instead of a 1492 quaker. Can she recover?
Elimination can be devastating. It's time to pack your rucksack and say goodbye, but don't cry. There are other fish in the sea...that you can share with other women!
And we have a winner! According to the judges, those braces and her "child bride" look gave her the winning edge. She's just won an all-expense-paid stay at a Texas compound, hours of non-consentual sex and a brand new full length drab-colored dress. Way to go!
How could a polygamist go down an assembly line made of these chicks and maintain enough hard-on's to make all 83572487582496 kids that we saw on the news? I think "polygamist" should be on urbandictionary.com with an entry that says "so desparate and old that he has to get with chicks that William Penn and Richard Simmons would've laughed at."
The Church of Jesus Christ Of Laterday Saints, is a cult. Very real stuff people. These people would do anything their leader tells them to, because they truely believe he is a prophet chosen by God. I've only heard in stories of families like this, and I've been involved with the "Church" myself. I pray for these women, and their children, and hope that they see the truth.
At the same time anyone hear the saying " it takes a village to raise a child" ?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 20th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
I say, let them live in peace. Those women are so butt-ugly they ain't never gonna get anybody in the real world anyway.
April 20th, 2008 at 08:00 pm
How many pants does a Polygamist need?
NONE.
April 21st, 2008 at 01:20 am
How could a polygamist go down an assembly line made of these chicks and maintain enough hard-on's to make all 83572487582496 kids that we saw on the news? I think "polygamist" should be on urbandictionary.com with an entry that says "so desparate and old that he has to get with chicks that William Penn and Richard Simmons would've laughed at."
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
The Church of Jesus Christ Of Laterday Saints, is a cult. Very real stuff people. These people would do anything their leader tells them to, because they truely believe he is a prophet chosen by God. I've only heard in stories of families like this, and I've been involved with the "Church" myself. I pray for these women, and their children, and hope that they see the truth.
At the same time anyone hear the saying " it takes a village to raise a child" ?
April 28th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
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