Mickey Mouse’s Attempted Suicide
Love can make a man do crazy things. Apparently it can also make a mouse consider blowing his tiny little head off. In these old cartoons, Minnie left Mickey for some city slicker, and, being the hillbilly mouse that he is, Mickey doesn’t think he can ever get her back. So, he does what any newly single man/mouse with low self-esteem and an unbelievably effeminate voice would do: He considers offing himself.
I think the moral of this story is that killing yourself because your life partner left you is wrong, but it just comes across as creepy and sad. See how the story plays out after the jump.
via boingboing.net
Tags: mickey mouse, suicide
April 21st, 2008 at 9:19 am
he wasnt trying to BLOW his head off. he thought thats how you get a blowjob?
April 21st, 2008 at 10:46 am
Killing yourself over a woman is dumb. That’s how a pussy does it, but atleast take the bitch with you when you go. But a real man just violently murders her and her new lover, and serves out his remaining days in prison. LIKE A MAN MICKEY!!!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 11:22 am
This is awesome. Cartoons suck now, they offer nothing. This at least shows real life situations, such as pain and suffering; all the while using a shirtless, talking mouse to keep the mood light.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I woulda never worn those ugly ass shoes.
Come on now Mickey, don’t be that guy.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
this is all lies. these are not original cartoons they are propaganda. bunch of lies
April 21st, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Not propaganda, cartoons and comics weren’t written for children until the 60’s and 70’s. It wasn’t like these were for 3 yr olds, these were written for adults. Same with Buggs and Daffy.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
woot
April 21st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Women… can’t live with ‘em…. can’t kill ‘em!
April 21st, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Good ole’ Walt Disney…good ole’ simple-minded, cryogenic, dwarf-obsessed Walt Disney. Everytime I see little Mickey I want to club a small furry animal to death. But that’s just me.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Wow. If if someone breaks your heart, why not break thier neck?? Simple as that.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
lotta love here
April 21st, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Some of these comments scare me. You guys are screwed up. =/
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
mickey has issues
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I don’t think this is real
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
These are good little cartoons. Mickey Mouse thinking about suicide then changing his mind. How many people have thought about killing themselves at least once in heir lifetime? Especially now a days when some people don’t even need to watch tv to see gun fights now. The media tries to shock people into remembering products, and each generation becomes more desensatised to sex and violence. The days where the vows of marrage are kept sacred are over. Open your eyes people, the world is screwed!! population is outta control, volence is now a common part of everyday living, can’t ignore the climate problems we’ve got going on, you know the ice caps Melting and all, the wars, desease famine and lets not forget polution!! Kinda scary to look at the big picture. At least in the cartoon there is a happy ending. Which is him realising his stupidity. I wish the human race could do the same. Even then, how could we take back the damage?
So the real sick posts that we all see aren’t really all that scary to me, not when you look at the big picture.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 am
Don’t “take the mickey” outa Mickey!
April 25th, 2008 at 7:34 am
JUST REMEMBER , IT’S ONLY A CARTOON !!!! MEANT FOR OUR ENJOYMENT TO READ.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Care?
It’s not that big of a deal, it’s a friggin comic plus he didn’t even go through with it in the end.
There are far worse things than this that kids are exposed to nowadays
May 11th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
BOOOOOBIES!