Somehow it doesn’t bother me as much when I see a hot chick with a boyfriend who could kick the shit out of me. I feel like it’s evolution sort of telling me “you have no business trying to use your penis to make a baby with this woman.” So, it doesn’t bother me to report this from popsugar.com:

Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Mike Comrie sneaked an adorable kiss by her car yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately Mike’s Islanders didn’t make it to the NHL playoffs this year.

Yes, unfortunate for Mike’s Islanders, fortunate for everyone else who watches hockey. They show Islanders games to prisoners in Guantanamo Bay when they refuse to reveal information about Al Qaeda. From what I hear, hockey players have a really hard time “turning off” the intensity they display during the game. I can’t wait to see the headline “Comrie checks Duff Into Boards, Then Checks into Rehab.” There’ll be signs before that happens. You’ll start seeing pictures like this, letting you know the line between ice and the world is starting to blur.

Tags: haley duff, hockey, mike comrie

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