If you're you're reading this right now while you're at work at your job that you think is really shitty, I recommend closing your browser before you read what I'm about to show you. People.com reports:
Miley Cyrus has signed a seven-figure book deal with Disney Book Group, the teen star's publisher announced Tuesday.
The book will focus on the 15-year-old's road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star.
So, not only is a 15 year-old going to write a book about her life, someone is going to pay her millions of dollars to do so. I blame Jose Canseco for lowering the bar here. There's no way someone who's lived 15 years has enough to write a biography. Unless she starts at like year one. Which would bring about passages such as this one:
"I remembering it being dark, then suddenly there was a light and I felt really cold on the top of my head. Then I realized I was coming out of my mom's vagina. I was really excited to start my life out of the uterus but also sad that I was going to miss all the small bacteria and protein strands that I had become such good friends with."
Anyway, I found an advanced copy of the book. Here's the cover:
OK. Where to start. The first pic...OMFG what a big dude. And she looks so funny standing next to that gargantuan thing. As to the book cover? Dude you are sooooo twisted but sooooo funny.
Ha, thanks. I'm never quite sure how a joke like that will go over. Believe it or not I had a far more offensive book cover joke but decided I like my job and don't want to be fired.
Isn't he a sumo wrestler? I think he's taken the whole sumo weight gain thing a bit too far.
I saw a Jack Osbourne autobiography in the bargain bin of my local book shop recently. He's 21 or 22? It seems to consist of him boasting of how he got off the drugs and got fit and trim. But then I saw a more recent photo of him and it looks like he's podged up again. Its probably a good idea to wait a bit before writing your autobiography.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
lisp
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
OK. Where to start. The first pic...OMFG what a big dude. And she looks so funny standing next to that gargantuan thing. As to the book cover? Dude you are sooooo twisted but sooooo funny.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
Ha, thanks. I'm never quite sure how a joke like that will go over. Believe it or not I had a far more offensive book cover joke but decided I like my job and don't want to be fired.
April 22nd, 2008 at 02:13 am
Why use a cover when you can use a hand?
April 22nd, 2008 at 02:54 am
... too late
April 22nd, 2008 at 05:11 am
Isn't that one of the people from first season of "The Biggest Loser"?
Looks like he not only lost that but lost at even being a loser in life....
Hmm...what is a sub-loser?
April 22nd, 2008 at 05:19 am
Isn't he a sumo wrestler? I think he's taken the whole sumo weight gain thing a bit too far.
I saw a Jack Osbourne autobiography in the bargain bin of my local book shop recently. He's 21 or 22? It seems to consist of him boasting of how he got off the drugs and got fit and trim. But then I saw a more recent photo of him and it looks like he's podged up again. Its probably a good idea to wait a bit before writing your autobiography.
January 3rd, 2009 at 09:26 pm
fuck you estupid miley cyrus
August 8th, 2009 at 08:48 am
MILY U NEED TO GROW UP IN MAKE HIM LOSE SOME WEIGHT IF HE WANT TO TAKE A PIC WITH YOU.............ELLLLLLLLLL
August 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
wtf? how can someone remeber being born?
the paragraph is 1 of teh stupidest things i read
August 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am
dude dont worrie iles no one wiil masterbate with that cover
seriously
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