She Will Have Sex With Virgins For Net Neutrality
I don’t know what “net neutrality” is, but I do know what “sex with virgins means.” So right after I look up “net neutrality” I will completely understand this website. According to dontstayavirgin.movielol.org:
Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.
I’m using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.
So, basically, if you’re a pro net neutrality virgin and you want to get it on with this girl…well, you can. I guess some congratulations are in order?
Check out her rules of conduct after the jump:
General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs
multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
You hear that? No smelly virgins, OK? So take a shower before she shows up. (Maybe if you’d already knew that you wouldn’t still be a virgin.)
Tags: net neutrality, virgin
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I hope she realizes that she will be having sex with the entire World of Warcraft community. They have how many virgins playing now? 10,000,000 if I remember right… That’s a lot of Newb Spooge…
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Well, I’m inspired by her selflessness. So, I, too, will bone virginal babes in the name of Net Neutering! Apply within. No FAT32 chicks.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
That vag is going to be like a windsock, not to mention she pretty much opened herself up to having every prick that has always wanted to give a girl an Abe Lincoln or something along those lines because they’ll never see her again so that when your buddy nails her too you can tell him he boned the chick you went to ATM and gave the angry pirate to.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
She on some rid the world of virgins crusade? World of Warcraft, trekkies, 4Chan… this girl has her work cut out.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Seriously though… Net neutrality is basically the same as the freedom we have to walk down the street. Society is basically becoming a machine through and through. Imagine in the future when you log on to the internet…. The only thing you will be able to do will be under strict supervision by the government?! NO WAY!! Maybe we wont even be able to visit Holy Taco anymore… Also, what if some other guy wants to make a site like this one..? Will he be able to? The internet is young. The law hasn’t moved its big ass in the way yet. Unfortunately, the internet is probably the best way to control society and I think our government realizes this. Think about it. This chick is screwing thousands of men to defend your right to whack off. Where will all of our porn go? You’d better print it off if she fails! By the way, I am pretty drunk right now, so I think I’m writing this just because there is sex involved. Now I feel like a loser. But seriously, she is doing a good thing.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
who have to fly this DUMB bitch out from whatever country you live in, and put her up in a hotel, and her bodyguard. im sure other fees apply. what country code is +32 cause thats where this STD BAG lives
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am
Has anyone actually gone through to see if this is even remotely real? Hell I’m not a virgin, but I’ll act like one and throw a post up or two about net neutrality to nail her. P.S. to the above post, it says she covers all expenses. Not quite sure how she pulls that one off though.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:55 am
That is crap. Check out this chick on Myspace, or rather check out her French douchebag boyfriend that puts 10 seconds of this chick in a bra in the middle of his ten minute fantasy World of Warcraft shit. I’m not even sure if she speaks english. Can anyone else say ‘Attention Whore?’
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I think AlcoLOL is setting up his “he has been defending net neutrality” quote so he can have his way with this chick. Get her to rusty trombone you. It’s the best.
April 24th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Can I be first…I’m growing tired of having sex with my hand, it would be nice to include another person.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:14 am
What about if i know nothing about net neutrality & am not a virgin but i have money i’m willing to part with. can i still have sex with this girl??
April 25th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I lol’d
April 25th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
what the fuck is wrong with this girl.
i think there is something mentally unstable about this one, how on earth does she suppose this is helping “net neutrality?” This does nothing but make her a whore and give every single WoW player a way to “de-flower” themselves.
lulz. hard.
what if she actually falls in love with a guy? srsly now…
lol wut
April 25th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
This certainly isn’t anything a guy wouldn’t do, so I don’t see what the big problem is. So what if she’s a whore? She said she can deny anyone she wants based on “hygiene”. Now she’s got all the dicking a girl could dream of and obviously a hell of a lot of press for her cause. In my point of view, even though I’m a male, this is win win for her.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:23 am
this is the biggest load of BSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
April 29th, 2008 at 4:24 am
i will perosonally give 10 bucks to anyone who does this then give her surpise buttsex
April 29th, 2008 at 4:25 am
Fuck it make it a 100