14 Ladies Who Love Guns
These ladies have no problem taking a long, thick rod in their hands and blowing a man straight to heaven. Oh, and they also like guns.
14. Caprice Bourret
Where you’ve seen her: She was the lingerie model who gained notoriety as the “Wonderbra girl.” So you’ve probably never actually seen her face before.
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with FHM: “I’m a pretty good shot,” she insists. “My ex-boyfriend would drive his pickup while I’d sit in the back and shoot at stuff. I’ve killed a couple of field rabbits in my time….”
13. Laura Prepon
Where you’ve seen her: That 70s Show, Scientology conventions
Proof she likes guns: In an interview with Stuff Magazine: Lately, she’s been spending her free time playing with her newest toy: a Mini-14 semiautomatic rifle. “I love the energy you feel when you shoot,” she says. “Some people get a little freaked out by it, but I am so into guns.”
12. Erin Gray
Where you’ve seen her: Silver Spoons, Magnum P.I., Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, any TV channel that only plays shows from the 70s and 80s.
Proof she likes guns: Erin has appeared at the “Shooting Stars Shine for Kids” charity event where celebs show children how to properly use firearms. Hopefully this event wasn’t held in downtown Newark, New Jersey, or it would’ve been the other way around.
11. The Swedish Bikini Team
Where you’ve seen them: Um, Sweden.
Proof they like guns: The team has apparently given up their career in Old Milwaukee ads and have transformed themselves into a gun-toting paramilitary squadron who are, according to their website, going to “battle a terrorist organization that tries to hold the world hostage with nuclear weapons.” We all know you’re going to need guns to do that. (I don’t care if they’re not real…just look at the photo.)
10. Leslie Easterbrook
Where you’ve seen her: She was Lt. Callahan in the epic Police Academy series…so she’s totally awesome.
Proof she likes guns: Aside from being an NRA member, she made a video called “Real Beginner’s Guide to the Shotgun Sports.” I really hope she got Michael Winslow to do her special effects.
9. Jill Wagner
Where you’ve seen her: Punk’d, Blade: The Series, Mercury Milan commercials
Proof she likes guns: Jill owns a Kimber Raptor, which is a semi-automatic…uh, gun. So there you go.
8. Irlene Mandrell
Where you’ve seen her: The Love Boat, Cover Girl ads, your local shooting range
Proof she likes guns: According to her website: “Irlene is proficient with a handgun, shotgun, rifle, and crossbow. She is an active member of several outdoor groups such as Quail Unlimited, Buckmasters, and a life member of National Wild Turkey Federation, NRA, and Safari Club International. Irlene has served several years at the Sportsman Against Hunger banquet.” I think that should just about prove it.
7. Andrea Parker
Where you’ve seen her: The Pretender, Can’t Hurry Love, and she was Julia Robert’s body double in Pretty Woman (don’t ask how I know that)
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with TV Guide: “I have a huge target at the L.A. gun club with eight perfect shots to the heart and eight perfect shots to the head,” she says, “and I signed it ‘Thanks for the therapy, Andrea Parker.’ ”
6. Condoleezza Rice
Where you’ve seen her: In front of podiums, wearing pant suits, talking about stuff
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with Larry King: “We have to be very careful when we start abridging rights that the Founding Fathers thought very important. I don’t think we get to pick and choose from the Constitution. The Second Amendment is as important as the First Amendment.”
5. Milla Jovovich
Where you’ve seen her: Resident Evil, The Fifth Element, and of course, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with NY Metro: After several months of combat training to prepare for her role as a zombie killer in Resident Evil, Milla has a newfound affinity for firearms and has become a regular at her local Los Angeles shooting range. “I love guns,” she told us while signing autographs at Planet Hollywood in Times Square last week. “I just get such a sense of power. The karate and kickboxing was okay, but give me a gun and I can do serious damage.”
4. Sarah Michelle Geller
Where you’ve seen her: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, I Know What You Did Last Summer, the Freddie Prinze Jr. newsletter
Proof she likes guns: The NRA gave Sarah their blessing after a 1999 interview with Teen People where she said she “grew up around guns” and “refused to blame firearms for the tragedy at Columbine High School.” Then she said “I am going to shoot you in the face!” OK, I made that last one up.
3. Catherine Bell
Where you’ve seen her: JAG, Army Wives, other things you probably don’t watch
Proof she likes guns: From an American Fitness interview: “I’m really into kick boxing, boxing and martial arts, so the writers added that, plus her [JAG character’s] expertise with guns, to my character,” says Bell. “I’ve always gone to the shooting range, and I like to think of myself as a pretty tough chick. I can certainly hold my own.”
2. Jeri Ryan
Where you’ve seen her: Star Trek: Voyager, Boston Public, nerd wet dreams (mostly because of the Star Trek role.)
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with Jon Stewart: “I was on a series before Star Trek called Dark Skies and I was a Russian agent so I got to use a lot of guns. I had my little .22 that I carried around all the time and I got to shoot a lot. I shot some .45s and I got to shoot an M-16 on one episode and it was fun! They created a monster. It’s a big adrenaline rush.”
1. Eva Longoria
Where you’ve seen her: Desperate Housewives, crappy movies about sassy ghosts, San Antonio Spurs games
Proof she loves guns: PETA got mad at her for saying “(I was) hunting with my dad since I was six. I still go with him to this day. I can handle a gun. Hello? Yes. I could skin a deer, I could skin a pig. I can pluck a quail—you name it, I’ve done it. I’m a pioneer woman,” on Oprah. We’ll forgive you for marrying Tony Parker.
Tags: celebrities, gun loving ladies, pro gun
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 am
I don’t understand why people believe that if you are a gun owner, you somehow advocate violence. I own a car, does this mean I think you should drive drunk or run over a pedestrian? I also own a baseball bat, maybe it’s to bash a persons head in and not for playing baseball. I grew up around guns, never have I or anyone I know, used it for a violent reason.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Maybe it’s because guns were created for one thing, and one thing only: TO KILL. Not saying that ALL gun owners advocate violence, but it’s an understandable conclusion some may reach. Don’t hurt yourself falling off of that soap box you’re perched on.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
this is all homo bullshit. your fuck pictures look like kindergarten shots. if your go to show fuck pictures show real fuck pictures asshole!
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Yes freakscene, it is an understandable conclusion ’some’ may reach … but only if those ’some’ were retarded. Your statement would only hold true if guns were illegal; because people who own guns for fun, or for protection couldn’t get them, and that would only leave the guns in the hands of criminals who would absolutely get them, however illegally.
And then where would the rest of us be? We would be like the Def Leppard drummer: unarmed.
We wouldn’t be able to defend ourselves when the robbers come and steal our computers. Then we couldn’t look at kindergarten fuck shot fuck pictures asshole. You know what I’m saying? I know braindeadbilly does.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I am always gladded to see more women taking their safety into their own hands instead of relying upon the nebulous and inconstant males who would rather they be dependent and vulnerable.
Remember, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Kevin Chow
Entreprise Arms, 07 FFL Manufacturer of Firearms.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Incidentally, firearms, even defensive firearms, are not intended to kill - rather, they are intended to stop threats. This may seem to be mere semantics, but the difference in philosophy is profound.
Further, there are many firearms that are expressed designed for purposes other than defense: Olympic target pistols, clay guns, and collector’s pieces.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I love a girl who can handle my magnum…
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April 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
My statement does hold true because I didn’t say “to kill PEOPLE”, I merely said “to kill”. Don’t get me wrong, I think rifles are the best way to stop a crazed deer or rabbit from stampeding you, but to try and convince ourselves that firearms were created to merely scare burglers or shoot targets is foolishness. The inventors had one goal in mind, to inflict physical harm, albiet self defense or offensive.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Jill Wagner is sooooo hot!
When the hell does Andrea Parker go to the L.A. gun club? That place is ghetto as shit. Maybe that’s why I enjoy shooting there.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
To freakscene…Of course guns were created to kill. Duh. They have many uses but that is of course the foremost reason they were developed. This does not mean that guns are bad tho. Killing with guns is often done for good reasons. Self protection, protecting your home, defending your country, executing criminals (much more humane than a hanging), creating your country (Revolutionary War), not to mention hunting and protecting livestock from predators.
While i appreciate you saying “Not saying that ALL gun owners advocate violence” it seems to me that you are implying that it really is the case. I dearly hope that you never have to face a situation where gun violence or any other violence is required. I have. During my time in the military and in my civilian life. I didn’t like being in those situations and am grateful that I emerged with my life. I do not enjoy violence. I only advocate violence as a last resort. I don’t hunt because it is easier to go to the grocery store, but I believe that hunting is an acceptable passtime and sport.
I do agree that people shouldn’t say that guns aren’t created for violence, they were. I just don’t agree that violence, and guns for that matter, has no place in this world. It’s human nature.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
And……Most of those chicks are SMOKIN! Who cares if they like guns or not. I only care that they like posing for me in skimpy clothing. More pics please.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I’ve got a magnum they can play with but it prematurely fire’s off
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Guns dont kill people. People kill people. Guns protect people from people with smaller guns…
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
freakscene “Maybe it’s because guns were created for one thing, and one thing only: TO KILL.”
Not true. Target pistols and rifles were made for only punching paper. They are too impractical for killing anything. It would be easier to kill someone with a grapefruit spoon than it would be to use an Olympic freehand pistol.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
All I’m saying is guns are inherently violent. Good or bad, that’s what they are. I’m not implying anything other than that. The ignorance of the statement made by Steel Rod was too much for me to just glance over and not reply.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:31 pm
It seems that the ignorant statement was made by you FREAKSCENE. Hints why your catching the steel rod in the rear end. Don’t be a tool, “Inherently Violent”, No sh*t genius. I think the point being made is the that gun owners are stereotyped as violent people. Do you get it now freak show? I hope this isn’ to much for you to just glance over. The rest of you are cool. Booty booty booty booty rockn eveywhere!
April 24th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Freakscene do you truly believe that the gun is to JUST scare the burglar off, it is used to shoot the SOB for attempting to steal YOUR property. How are guns ” inherently violent” as far as I know the gun has no emotion, feelings or sole, it is a tool as is anything else, and in the wrong hands it can be used for violence, or it could be used to save a life, maybe even yours.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:53 am
FHM just released the “Sexiest Women in the World”…my imagination tells me all of them love guns too. Check out this spread:
http://www.derober.com/2008/04/23/fhms-sexiest-women-in-the-world-leaked/
April 24th, 2008 at 10:26 am
By the way, is this just a list of celebrity women that like guns, or ‘hot’ celebrity women that like guns? If it’s the latter, than that neanderthal Laura Prepon should not be on this list.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Guns are not inherently violent Freakscene, but some people are. And that’s one reason why honest people have them.
Guns by themselves are no more “inherently violent” than you car is. You must think a gun is like Stephen King’s Christine, a man made object with a evil mind of it’s own.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
People, people, people! You are turning picture of hot chicks (Excluding a couple) who love hard rods that launch matter out of the end of them into a lame ass argument. Please stop!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
freakscene Says:
All I’m saying is guns are inherently violent.
How is an inanimate object violent?
Violence is perpetrated by a living being, not a tool.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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April 29th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Well, campers, what we’re talking about are inanimate objects which are designed to propel other inanimate objects at a high rate of speed.
That’s -all- they are. I own a bunch of them, and I’m into target shooting. I shoot paper targets. Because, frankly, shooting Bambi is WAY too much work, when I have three large supermarkets within two miles of my house.
That said, if someone breaks into our house, or assaults us on the street, they’ll be dealing with me, instead of being the subject of an after-the-fact police report.
And I can’t stand hypocrites - if you are unwilling to utilize a firearm yourself (even to brandish to persuade someone to seek an easier target), then don’t call the police to use them for you…
Some folks have a problem with women being empowered - I like armed women. Makes your average lowlife rapist maybe consider taking up another hobby, or buying a goat or something… Note to self: Do not buy goat at supermarket…
April 30th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Guns were actually created to kill. The Gun was first created as a military device, people really didn’t start using it as self defense until militias began to protect themselves from invading armies.
Freakscene makes valid points, you’re all misreading, and misunderstanding his points in this discussion. It’s your misunderstandings which are making you seem ignorant.
First off…Bubba Sparks doesn’t make any sort of point at all except he’s attacking Freakscene and no part of his argument. ” “Inherently Violent”, no shit genius”…what are you even trying to say here Bubba Sparks? That you agree with Freakscenes statement that guns are inherently violent? Then why are you just attacking him after. Then you go on to say that the point is that gun owners are stereotyped as violent people, Freakscene knows this, and knows the people are being stereotyped, but he’s giving insight as to why people who own guns are stereotyped (the fact that guns were created as a mechanism to kill-as I have showed at the beginning of this post). He’s not furthering the stererotype, hes offering an explanation as to why it has come around. Steel Rod made an extremely ignorant post by taking items and trying to prove his point by using those items in contexts which they were not created for. Baseball bats were built for baseball, cars were built as a mode of transportation, Steel Rod just took those items and found a way to kill life with them. Guns were created as a military device for killing.
2nd - Chaosman - Not once did Freakscene say guns were bad, he’s providing another way to view firearms into this discussion. I don’t think he has anything against guns, his first post was made to shed some light onto an ignorant post by Steel Rod, and people took it way out of context.
3rd - RKBA - Freakscene said that to think the gun is to be used to scare off burglers is foolish. He said that the gun is meant in the majority of times, to kill, and you just reiterated his point by saying its to shoot the SOB. The definition of inherent is “existing in someone or something as a permanent and inseparable element, quality, or attribute”, and the definition of violence is “Physical force exerted for the purpose of violating, damaging, or abusing”…so actually the force to damage something is permanent in a gun, so technically violence is inherent in guns. “In the wrong hands it can be used for violence, or it could be used to save a life”…well to save that life you will have to be by definition violent, or threaten violence upon a person by firing the gun or threatening to fire the gun at the person.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Read Properly People,
Suck my wang!
Nice and clear.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Dear “Read Properly People”,
I need you to put on your thinking cap and COMPREHEND properly now.
1. Guns have been invented. We cannot go back to a time before them.
2. Guns are inanimate objects and cannot harm ANYONE without human action.
3. Since guns already exist, they are available to people with good intentions, who would never use them to harm an INNOCENT person. And they are also available to people who are EVIL (yes, some people ARE evil) who would use them to dominate, rape, and murder INNOCENT people who had little choice in being part of their evil plan.
4. Guns can therefore be used BY THE INNOCENT to repel those evil souls who would perpetrate their evils acts on the innocent by virtue of their ability to easily kill them.
5. Therefore… guns are simply a tool to be used for and by good and evil. The person who weilds the gun is what is good or evil, NOT the gun.
If in your perfect, pacifist, fantasy world, no one should EVER be killed regardless of reason (even for the cause of defending oneself against those who would commit evil acts against you)… then I guess I can’t reason with you. Evil exists. Pacifists would have evil RULE the world in triumph by declaring appropriate resistance against evil to be the same as evil.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
One more thing to keep in mind:
“If we outlaw guns, then only Outlaws will have guns” oh and these chicks are way too hot to be arguing about who is right, except maybe Laura Prepon, the whole Scientology thing is a turn off, what a conundrum!