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It was another great turnout for the Lewinsky Nationals held in Hamburg. Sadly, Team Ireland was disqualified for spillage and gratuitous use of teeth.
At what looks like a random act of chance, this photo was found in police archives dating back to 1993. It's taken from a surveillance camera, and based on the time/date stamping on the photo, and location of the camera we can safely deduct that this shot was taken at the exact moment Lorena Bobbit was driving down a Virgina street after committing her heinous, crime of passion. The girl in the photo, obviously too embarrassed to step forward, leaves us with some questions though. Scientists have stated that due to the extreme whiplash at the point of impact, the esophagus was contracted and forced yellowish/green bile to erupt from her throat, resulting in this grisly scene. And after more research, we found that what appears to be a crowd in the photo is actually a billboard for 'Hypercolor' clothing.
This summer, be prepared for Oliver Stone's remake of the Houston 500 gang bang......."Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left."
Breaking News: Food Network and Girls Gone Wild have joined forces to bring you Girls Gone Wild: 2008 Sausage Eating Contest. Combined the delicious taste of Mustard Milkshakes, watch co-ed college girls eat Hebrew National Beef until they vomit themselves, most of the time while nude!! Buy now for 3 easy payments of $19.95, and the next DVDs will be shipped automatically... Act now! Coming soon- 2009 Burrito Stuffing Contest!!
"Its not going to fit!" Shouted a woman from the croud, ...even the beef stew on her chin isn't a match for the soon to be sausage stain, ....right between the eyes.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 08:21 pm
It was another great turnout for the Lewinsky Nationals held in Hamburg. Sadly, Team Ireland was disqualified for spillage and gratuitous use of teeth.
April 22nd, 2008 at 08:37 pm
The Redneck Olympics have come back in town with their new event. Againt the wishes of many, Linda Blair gave her try at the "Cock toss"
April 22nd, 2008 at 08:46 pm
Meet the sister Gene Simmons doesn't talk about.
April 22nd, 2008 at 08:53 pm
Although a master with the footlong, Lisa never seemed to do well in the 6 inch class.
April 22nd, 2008 at 08:55 pm
At what looks like a random act of chance, this photo was found in police archives dating back to 1993. It's taken from a surveillance camera, and based on the time/date stamping on the photo, and location of the camera we can safely deduct that this shot was taken at the exact moment Lorena Bobbit was driving down a Virgina street after committing her heinous, crime of passion. The girl in the photo, obviously too embarrassed to step forward, leaves us with some questions though. Scientists have stated that due to the extreme whiplash at the point of impact, the esophagus was contracted and forced yellowish/green bile to erupt from her throat, resulting in this grisly scene. And after more research, we found that what appears to be a crowd in the photo is actually a billboard for 'Hypercolor' clothing.
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:02 pm
Just Like Dad Taught Me!
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:12 pm
Lisa "Teabag" Martin complained "lack of balls" for her horrible hotdog deepthroat performance. Better luck next time bitch!
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:14 pm
So what's that girl you used to date from Milwaukee up to these days?
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:32 pm
Musical notes turn to shit as Celine Dion performs “O Holy Night.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:38 pm
New at 7-11: Introducing the all-new Hot Dog Slurpee. Get your Hot Dog Slurped- The Kosher Way.
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:48 pm
And Dopey's mom thought to herself, "I wish we were allowed to use our ears to catch these things....."
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Ever wondered who would answer if you called that girl's number written on the inside of a stall in a public bathroom? Here's your answer.
Dating tip: a gift certificate to the Heinz store can go a long way with this chick.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
"use the force you whore"
-yoda
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Sssausage! Ssssausage! Sssausages! Sssausage! Ssssausage!
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Practice makes perfect.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:29 pm
This summer, be prepared for Oliver Stone's remake of the Houston 500 gang bang......."Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left."
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Those penis sorceres are making it rain cum and dick!
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
We have a Weiner!
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Ohh, HAHAHA, i think its stuck on my braces. (the wiener dont think its too funny though)
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
And then she was told it wasn't Kosher.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Even though she did find out i was cheating on her It's about time she
regurgitated my penis out.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 am
"Just amazing". The little girl from the Exorcist has a new skill, but thowing up is still apparent.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:45 am
i fucking love Mardi Gras outside the oscar meyer factory
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 am
Although she tried her best at becoming a penis sorceress, Belinda was never quite sure what to do with her prize.
April 23rd, 2008 at 01:24 am
Never let a lesbian enter a weiner catching contest!
April 23rd, 2008 at 01:49 am
Damn! I usually catch them just fine between my legs.
April 23rd, 2008 at 02:17 am
"..and that's how I got my uncle to buy me these earings"
April 23rd, 2008 at 02:37 am
Eliot Spitzer's wife had to find some way to win him back...
April 23rd, 2008 at 04:41 am
When the invisible man get horny he's not so invisible
April 23rd, 2008 at 05:12 am
Peanut Butter is to Jelly as mustard filled Hot Dog is to big-eared, cock craving whore
April 23rd, 2008 at 07:54 am
Dick jokes aside, this women has yellow, gelatinous cum all over her face... and she's worried about catching a hot-dog in her mouth?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Seeing how they are not making anymore Exorsist movies that little girl had to find a way to use the power of the Devil in her.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
It is all about perceived danger. In front of that Hot dog I was in complete control. Absolute and complete control. That is my profession.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
After her 15 minutes of fame the crazy eyed bitch from 2 girls 1 cup had to resort to turning shit covered dick tricks on the corner.
April 23rd, 2008 at 01:00 pm
Today's hot lunch will be served from the Book Depository windows.
April 23rd, 2008 at 01:25 pm
And now, for my last trick to distract you from the size of my ears...
April 23rd, 2008 at 03:41 pm
After getting booted from "Dancing with the Stars" this week, Marley Matlin has started sinking to new lows.
April 23rd, 2008 at 03:46 pm
Breaking News: Food Network and Girls Gone Wild have joined forces to bring you Girls Gone Wild: 2008 Sausage Eating Contest. Combined the delicious taste of Mustard Milkshakes, watch co-ed college girls eat Hebrew National Beef until they vomit themselves, most of the time while nude!! Buy now for 3 easy payments of $19.95, and the next DVDs will be shipped automatically... Act now! Coming soon- 2009 Burrito Stuffing Contest!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 04:02 pm
"Kobayashi ain't shit."
April 23rd, 2008 at 04:58 pm
Quick, someone get the invisible man some clothes, the potion is wearing off!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 06:16 pm
Make the next on Chicago Style.
April 23rd, 2008 at 06:38 pm
See! I'm really bad with my mouth but you can still put it in my ear.
April 23rd, 2008 at 07:09 pm
So the invisible man , does have a penis.... gotcha...!
April 23rd, 2008 at 07:42 pm
Extreme urge makes slutty whore give 8 inch hot dog a serious tongue lashing..
April 23rd, 2008 at 07:50 pm
"Its not going to fit!" Shouted a woman from the croud, ...even the beef stew on her chin isn't a match for the soon to be sausage stain, ....right between the eyes.
April 23rd, 2008 at 08:10 pm
Women: At least the spicy mustard wont be as salty!
April 23rd, 2008 at 08:22 pm
"How much teeth do you want?"
April 23rd, 2008 at 08:22 pm
" at least this will distract the people from looking at my big ass ears"...
April 23rd, 2008 at 08:27 pm
LORENA BOBBIT MY ASS,LETS NOT WASTE IT....
April 23rd, 2008 at 08:40 pm
Bounced the chin, rolled twice around the rim....he shoots, he scores!!!
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