Star Jones Single! Unbelievable But True!
Once when I was 9, I was at the county fair, and the dude operating the bumper cars had a weird boil/zit type thing on his face that looked like it was going to burst and his wife came up and popped it, and then wiped the stuff that came out of it on their small child’s shirt. I tell you this because I’d sooner jerk off to that scenario, then to a picture of Star Jones. Even though it’s reported that she’s now single:
Star Jones has filed for divorce from husband Al Reynolds, the former View co-host has announced.
That’s right gentleman, she’s single! Get out your nice pants and what ever you can rub on yourself that smells like rosemary encrusted cornish game hen, because it’s time to go-a hunting for a single lady by the name of Star Jones! She goes on to say:
Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce.
I think what she meant to say was “Several years ago I used to be really super really fat. Now I’m not so I want to see if I can do a hotter more succesfull dude.” I think what Star doesn’t understand is that it’s not so much her looks that make her disgusting, it’s her hideous personality. But also her looks, I shouldn’t have spoken hastily. Anyway, there’s only one bar I know of where she might find a dude who’d be in to her. That’s right, the Star Wars Cantina.
Whoa! I wouldn’t be looking over the pointy headed dudes shoulder while he’s playing cards. That’s no way to win a man!
Tags: Divorce, star jones, star wars cantina
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:05 pm
She fits right the fuck in there too
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Steve is so right. I looked at that picture 3 times without seeing her. I had to read the caption about the card player to find her.
Everytime I hear about her I remember Howard Stern when she got married. He played a montage of ” Here comes the Bride” along with the sound of the earth shaking footsteps and the occasional Godzilla roar. Everytime it came on I had to pull over to keep from wrecking the work truck.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Has anyone scene the Southpark episode where Cartman has Kenny stand on his head and put his ass through his hoodie for the school pictures? Don’t those four guys in the back, the ones that play the 6-foot bongs, look like Kenny when hie did that?
April 24th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I cant stand this chick. I dont know who I hate more, Star Jones or Corey Feldman.Two of the biggest turd lickers.