Paying taxes really sucks. But hearing another man say "so I'm gonna have sex with you when I want, and in exchange I'll make sure no one stabs you," and you saying "Okay, that sounds reasonable," sucks, like, a lot more. People.com reports:
Wesley Snipes is prison-bound. The Blade star, 45, was sentenced Thursday to three years behind bars as his punishment for tax evasion.
The defense, on the other hand, sought probation rather than prison time. "Wesley Snipes is not a dangerous man who needs to be imprisoned to protect the public."
Not a danger? I don't know about that. When I walked out of the third Blade movie, I heard some dude next to me say "I swear to God someone needs to stop Wesley Snipes from making more of these or I'm going to f*&king kill somebody." And if there's one thing you can be SURE of, if Wesley Snipes is let out of jail, and he owes a whole shitpile in back taxes, you're going to be seeing his face in numerous shitty movies, including as many Blade sequels as possible, which would probably look something like this:
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 24th, 2008 at 05:11 am
obviously it would be more beneficial to the public as a whole, if the government would thaw out sylvester stallone to collect the money...
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