April 24th, 2008 | 09:38
The next time little Susie asks mommy why she has bandages all over her face and a brand new torso, she can just read a new book written by a plastic surgeon called "My Beautiful Mommy." According to nysun.com:
A Bal Harbour, Fla., plastic surgeon has written “My Beautiful Mommy”, which explains cosmetic surgery to school-age children. The story focuses on a teddy bear-clutching little girl whose mother is about to go in for a nose job and a tummy tuck.
“Kids tend to associate a doctor’s visit with being sick,” Dr. Salzhauer, a father of four, said. “They come in with this puzzled look on their face and ask questions like, ‘Is mommy dying?’”
I'm so glad someone is taking the time to sit down and teach children about all the positive aspects of plastic surgery. Someone should've given this book to Jocelyn Wildenstein's offspring. Ya know, just to allay their fears and let them know that plastic surgery always turns out great.
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<p>The next time little Susie asks mommy why she has bandages all over her face and a brand new torso, she can just read a new book written by a plastic surgeon called "My Beautiful Mommy." According to <a href="http://www.nysun.com/news/fixing-mommy-book-explains-plastic-surgery-children">nysun.com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Bal Harbour, Fla., plastic surgeon has written âMy Beautiful Mommyâ, which explains cosmetic surgery to school-age children. The story focuses on a teddy bear-clutching little girl whose mother is about to go in for a nose job and a tummy tuck.</p>
<p>âKids tend to associate a doctorâs visit with being sick,â Dr. Salzhauer, a father of four, said. âThey come in with this puzzled look on their face and ask questions like, âIs mommy dying?ââ</p></blockquote>
<p>I'm so glad someone is taking the time to sit down and teach children about all the positive aspects of plastic surgery. Someone should've given this book to Jocelyn Wildenstein's offspring. Ya know, just to allay their fears and let them know that plastic surgery always turns out great.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2213/2441977350_6104ea631f.jpg" alt="jocelyn wildenstein before after plastic surgery" /></p>
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May fth, 2008 at 08:47 pm
@Baked Potato - No, that's just Dane Cook.
April fth, 2008 at 04:03 pm
"Is Mommy dieing?" No, much worse she's vain and shallow, sorry son.
April fth, 2008 at 04:17 am
@Eli - THIS, my friend, is a pro:
http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_at_Photoshop/YouSuck...
April fth, 2008 at 04:10 am
i'll give her a new face...and i only need one tool ;P
April fth, 2008 at 03:12 pm
I sure wouldn't want to run into her on a moonless night in a TGI Fridays parking lot.
April fth, 2008 at 07:17 am
You should've just posted Carrot Top's new look. That shit is downright horrifying.
April fth, 2008 at 03:57 am
@Baked_Potato - What fucking pros? Fucking eh, direct me to these pros so I can bitch slap them for being pros at photoshop.
April fth, 2008 at 01:17 am
Srsly.. She really does look like that. She has spent 100's of thousands of dollars to look like.... her cat!!! Im- purrfect, to say the least!
April fth, 2008 at 12:16 am
Yo, Baked Potato. That bitch actually looks like that, "Believe it, or not"
April fth, 2008 at 12:14 am
The seriously wierd thing about this is, she thinks she looks "good"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
April fth, 2008 at 10:05 pm
i know you said it in your previous post, but you've just outdone yourself. THIS is the worst photoshop job you've ever done. she looks hideous and nothing like the original. leave the photoshop work to the pros....
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