I've seen a couple bar fights in my day, and they usually consist of some shirt ripping, one partially landed punch, and a lot of angry guys both answering and asking questions using only the word "bro." Never, ever, have I seen a bar fight like the one described here. People.com reports:
Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse has been arrested for an alleged assault.
A 38-year-old man filed a report stating he was "headbutted" by Winehouse after trying to hail her a cab at 3:20 a.m. on April 23. She also allegedly punched another man in the face and smoked drugs on the street.
So basically she beat the shit out of two dudes using a head butt and a punch and then after said dudes asses were kicked, she was like "f*&k, let's smoke some crack and or a joint." Dude, when I was in fourth grade and feeling the wrath of other kids due to my not losing my baby fat/my fat fat, I used to day dream of a scenario just like that one with me in place of winehouse, sans the drug smoking. (I think in my day dream I pulled out a capri sun after I was done, not sure).
Anyway, you have to admit, that's a pretty bad ass move by her. That's like out of a Van Damme movie. And not one of the shitty, late 90s, "I have to pay child support so I don't read the script" Van Damme movies, I'm talking vintage VD. Winehouse should fill the void left by the artist formerly known as Steven Segal. Imagine Winehouse remaking BloodSport*:
*Hands down the worst photoshop I've ever done. Disturbingly awful.
I can only imagine that meeting Amy Whinehouse on the street after she's been drinking is like meeting the Kool-Aid man after he's been drinking. You know he's crazy. You know he's going to smash through a wall. All you can do is take a punch or a head butt and let the path of destruction pass you.
Very funny picture, if she was sent to a prison she would probably annihilate everyone in there. I haven’t heard much about her recently perhaps she has decided t go underground and fix her life? Even go to a drug rehab. The way the press treat her they would probably be upset if she fixed herself, nothing for them to write about.
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April 24th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
I must respectfully disagree. That picture doesn't look much different than the original. Seamless effort. Well, Van douche's hair WAS shorter.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
the best one was the lohan in africa. That should be in TIME.
April 25th, 2008 at 02:03 am
nah that is a pretty good photoshop
April 25th, 2008 at 01:46 pm
I can only imagine that meeting Amy Whinehouse on the street after she's been drinking is like meeting the Kool-Aid man after he's been drinking. You know he's crazy. You know he's going to smash through a wall. All you can do is take a punch or a head butt and let the path of destruction pass you.
April 25th, 2008 at 03:17 pm
Wow, womens prison just got so much less sexy.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
@blake williams:
I agree, that picture was fucking epic. That shit looked real.
March 18th, 2009 at 02:06 am
Very funny picture, if she was sent to a prison she would probably annihilate everyone in there. I haven’t heard much about her recently perhaps she has decided t go underground and fix her life? Even go to a drug rehab. The way the press treat her they would probably be upset if she fixed herself, nothing for them to write about.
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