Miley Cyrus Is Very Naughty
When I was sixteen, my brother picked the lock to my bathroom and snapped a picture of me taking a shit fully nude, while reading a Cosmopolitan magazine. A year later that picture was slipped by my brother, in to my aunt’s slideshow presentation of her trip to Greece, that she shared at our family reunion. That was embarrassing. The picture of above that Miley Cyrus took for Vanity Fair, eh, not as embarrassing as she thinks. People.com reports:
“My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”
I love how the people who manage female child stars, Disney included, TOTALLY want to exploit the fact that they’re attractive and that men want to have sex with them, but when anyone ever mentions that something these girls do has a sexual overtone to it, they respond with “We are horrified that this happened. This is not something we condone.” Really? It’s not? Gee, what the F&^K did you think was going to happen when the photographer told Miley “Hey, can you take off your shirt and then wrap this thin sheet over the bottom part of your boobs?”
No, they don’t stop shit like this because they WANT people to want to screw Miley Cyrus because then people will buy and watch shit that Miley Cyrus is in so that they can jerk off to it. If that happens, not only will they have the child demographic who loves her, they’ll also have the jerking off demographic, which, I think we can all agree, spends AT LEAST as much money purchasing things as the child demographic. Anyway, I digress. The photo above is nothing to be embarrassed about. When I first read that she was embarrassed about a picture, I thought I was going to see something like this:
Tags: Abu Ghraib Prison, Miley Cyrus
April 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Wait, I don’t really read your posts about Miley Cyrus because she is a spoiled bitch, but why is there a picture of Marilyn Manson? Is it possible that she has a 3rd alter-ego? She should have another ego, like Amy Arizona, where she fights crime in the music business. That would be awesome. One minute she is the spoiled bitch Miley Cyrus, the next minute she is the spoiled bitch Hannah Montana, Then she’s a badass superhero, who kicks the asses of musicians like Ashley Simpson, making the business an undesirable and horrible place.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I am so sick of this little cunt I want to vomit. Seriously, I threw up in my mouth a little while reading this article.
Her success just proves that kids really have no taste in what is actually entertaining. Teletubbies, Pokemon, and Hannah Montana the pinnacle of childhood entertainment? Children are stupid and have poor taste.
Oh, and she is very unattractive too.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Why is the whole damn world wrapped up in Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus and whoever else she is? Jesus Christ. I love how all her fans are all outraged at these pictures that got taken of her. Isn’t this how it goes for every damn female child star? Give a few years after puberty and they all turn into full-blown hoes on magazine covers. And these ass-clowns are acting all surprised.
I know what they’re thinking, these brainless assholes who worship this high school chick. “Oh no, Miley is different.” “Miley would never do such a thing.” “My daughter adores Miley because she’s totally awesome.” “I want to put my ding-dong in her poop-chute.” And so on.
Plus she looks like a freak on in that picture. Justin (or whoever comments on these things), why don’t you look at the late Heath Ledger’s Joker picture and then compare it to the Miley picture. Pay attention to the lips, especially.
http://www.batman-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_Batman%20-%20The%20Joker-d3xjfbwm.jpg
April 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am
It looks like she just got done eating a baby. She has to do it to stay young looking and stuff.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Miley Cirus is a teen, do you think she’s gonna act any different then any other teen girl, then your all smokin crack!
May 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
So by your standards all teens should behave like pre-teen skanks, whore themselves out for money in racy mini-skirts, take suggestive pictures of themselves, advocate teenage sexuality by lying in their boyfriends arms and pulling their shirts up to show their green bra and finally shoving their tongues down their throat. Also, expect their parents to just be dandy with it because they are “teenagers” and in Miley’s case as walking talking money making machine?
A fine portrait you’re painting for the future generation.